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My feed is full of gay furry porn. Don't follow me. You were warned. PFP by ‪@kediriyan.bsky.social‬

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Natalie @nataliehall.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Corre coyote (new flashes)
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A friend asked me about the time the original author of sonic.exe tried to fake his death to get out of refunding me $20 for a commission he owed me and I realized I’ve never shared that story here on Bluesky
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
PORTLAND, OR—Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll told reporters Monday that he was struggling to improve upon the raw sexuality of th...
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🐚 @bel-by-the-sea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's time to go home #BigWalk
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IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Am Filipino but best friend is Romanian: introducing cabbage rolls (sarmale) with filling meant for lumpia lmao.
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Wirbus @wirbus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is interesting how much time of a day changing.
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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fox @foxlett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
cat sketch #cat #art #animalart
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Alkaide (COMMS CLOSED) @alkaide.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The doctor is in 🦈🩺🩻
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Mona Robles Corzo @monarobot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I've been learning to do things in a variety of styles, and my character Blin has been one of my test subjects.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 13/09/2026
the way many of you motherfuckers talk about trans women is downright evil. blackpilling stuff honestly
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 13/09/2026
Just woke up from a dream where I ordered a rum and coke at a bar and they asked what kind of ice I wanted, then showed me a menu with 60 different kinds of ice. Most were different shapes but some had flavours. I chose mint and my drink became mintier over time. Anyway good morning
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making-friendos @making-friendos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
OH HELL YEAH IT'S THE PANTS BIRD
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mamdani's channeling of Indian retail politics upending the entire US political framework is hilarious to watch, this is literally what you always do in desi politics, hug the person who called you names to show you're a saint and he's a piece of shit that voters should look down on- and it works
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it's two things, to me: 1) trans rights matter because trans people matter and deserve rights, not just because failing to stand for trans rights is a bellwether for inauthentic progressivism more broadly 2) if you can't be trusted on trans rights you can't be trusted on anything
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🤘🏿🏳️‍🌈Kalen Whitfield🏳️‍🌈🤘🏿 @jazlyte.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
2 years, hundreds of joints, thousands of furry dollars later we are a week from ASS
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
if you learn a skill or start a new hobby, it makes you a better person, not worse. nobody ever gets into calligraphy and immediately starts screeching that typefaces are useless and only the quill shall prosper. there is no "woodworking psychosis" nobody thinks they're dating their kettlebell
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 08/09/2026
For a certain kind of white man, there is no fear more primal than the fear that the people they have abused will gain power and treat them the same way.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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Forgi @forgi.cc · 07/03/2025
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Ham @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"I'm too talented to need shortcuts" goes so fucking hard.
youtube community post from Huggbees that discusses why he does not and will not ever use AI in his art
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
courage the cowardly dog
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 08/09/2026
RIP bozo *LIV GOLF SAYS IT FILES FOR CHAPTER 11 BANKRUPTCY IN NEW JERSEY
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 08/09/2026
Godzilla Ouroboros Tattoo Concept
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Brdt-E @brdte.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
First time animating a horse did i do everything correct yall?
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was told last year at a con that I should do more Space Ghost Coast to Coast episodes. I said that it would be impossible seeing that I was the only voice actor left alive. He suggested that I just use ai. I answered him a little loudly, “Oh, so I should just shit on my friends’ memories?”
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads:

“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled… it’s a new dawn.”
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Laurence Fishburne, 1994
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
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After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Airplanes.gov.uk @planeyboys.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
DON'T BIG WALK WHERE YOU HAVEN'T FIRST BIG STEPPED
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mood.
A deflated carved pumpkin sits on the floor with a derpy Wallace and Gromet style grin, with the caption "it's ween".
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Today’s Italy update: we went in a church and there was a big inflatable bug
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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We Geek Girls @wegeekgirls.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
‘Batman: The Animated Series’ premiered on this day 34 years ago! (September 5, 1992) 🦇 Created by Bruce Timm & Eric Radomski. Voice cast: Kevin Conroy, Arleen Sorkin, Mark Hamill, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Loren Lester, Bob Hastings, Robert Costanzo, Richard Moll, Mari Devon, & more. #OnThisDay #BTAS
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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George Outhwaite @georgeouthwaite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
edge of a cornfield digital painting
of poppies and other plants infront of rugeley power station
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Higher Than Onix @higherthanonix.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
fuckin god damn! it worked!!! 🔭 no digital compositing just one tenaciously stupid asshole with an hour’s worth of four and a half minute timers and a large format camera
me holding negative with a bunch of dark spots changing size in a diagonal line negative converted and cropped into a photo showing to moon rising to the right and increasing in size as it comes out of eclipse
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Zunkee | working on comms ✨️ (6/10 Done!) @zunkee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Commission for @wolfdragon.bsky.social. This was fun to make, thank u ✨
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Leif/Trip/Moon/Lunar @hollowleif.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
"Eeeyikes! Someone trapped all these poor animals in these dastardly robots! Who could do such a thing???" The nefarious Dr Ivo Robotnik:
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I attempted to put words to what's been going on in my life:
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My miscarriage
A personal update from Marisa.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 24/08/2026
Hummingbirds.
A four panel comic. In panel 1, a rufous hummingbird flies down toward a large hummingbird feeder with as many as 6 holes on top. He thinks "The humans put up a new feeder!" In panel 2, he lands on the feeder and gazes down at it. He thinks "It's huge. Many of us could feed here at once." In panel 3, we see a close up view of the hummingbird, and he's thinking "This could end the ancient rivalries. Usher in an era of peace. Interesting." In panel 4, an Anna's hummingbird hovers over the feeder and says "Hey, can I have some necta-" and the rufous hummingbird says "No."
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