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Mackenzie

@mackenzievogt.net
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Aspiring poster | Husband & Father | Music enjoyer, especially classical | Gearhead | Photographer | Sports fan | Former Jeopardy! Champ | New Jerseyan | he/him

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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 15h
I really enjoy this one: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gangkha... Yes, it's a big tall mountain in the Himalayas. No, you are absolutely NOT allowed to climb it. Get out of here.
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Gangkhar Puensum - Wikipedia
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 15h
This caused me to look up what the RISK map looked like - I had completely forgotten - and bold of the designers on many fronts. Glad to see Great Britian working out and getting huge. And the Ukraine war went badly for the aggressors, I see.
The map of the board game RISK. It takes some liberties with real world borders.
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 15h
I had to look up where Irkutsk is.
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 19h
Appropriate for a Monday
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 02/03/2026
Welcome to Castleton
The Twin Peaks title card but with Time Chasers. The MST3k movie
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 22h
NYC TV political ads some of the dumbest and most cloying stuff possible
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 04/10/2026
I joked he wanted to find out Herbert vs Tua once and for all and turns out they are going to get him fired twice
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 04/10/2026
Dolphins football
Homer stuck in the waterslide
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 04/10/2026
They are gonna fire McDaniel after this game
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 04/10/2026
Curse of Horgus
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 04/10/2026
Ricky Proehl remembers
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 04/10/2026
Shades of McDaniel and Tua
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 04/10/2026
This guy noticed cancer was a zodiac sign AND a disease and has been doing this ever since 🤯
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 04/10/2026
Pretty sure that was Mike McMahon, who played for the eagles as I recall
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 04/10/2026
It’s going to be a diplomatic crisis that we exposed England to Rutgers
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 04/10/2026
He’s a Rutgers grad, it’s never been more over
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 04/10/2026
The Don Quixote statue with a speech bubble for the quoted post
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 04/10/2026
Now that I have Tom Cotton’s number I’m gonna ask him about the birthday cake thing until he answers me
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 04/10/2026
Updating all my little apps
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 04/10/2026
Had this just happen to me yesterday!
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 04/10/2026
Yankees playing like they have a bus to catch
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 04/10/2026
The president is doing the “the check is in the mail” bit?? Come on man
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 04/10/2026
Flores is going to put that offense into the device
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 03/10/2026
Joel Meyerowitz vibes
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 03/10/2026
I had a middle aged man Julie follow me yesterday
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 03/10/2026
Bob Balaban?
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A response I couldn’t have fathomed 15 years ago: “What radicalized you?” “Oh, it was Robert Kraft’s treatment of Macklemore, I’d say.”
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 03/10/2026
Still doing this. Delicious
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 03/10/2026
This is the NYT’s view distilled to it’s essence
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 03/10/2026
Bring back the fake Eminem lyrics. That was a fun few hours
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 02/10/2026
Dudes rock
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🖖🏳️‍⚧️ T'Lynn 🦇 David 🦇 Cooper 🏳️‍⚧️🖖 @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dunkaccino holding a hoagie.
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 02/10/2026
If there was only a website… where I could get a quick bite of scripted entertainment
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 02/10/2026
Gen Alpha loves songs about flannels, toothbrushes, and ‘cases’
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 02/10/2026
Switched Palm 📷 Minolta STsi, Maxxum 50mm f/1.7 🎞️ Harman Switch Azure 125 #photography #filmphotography #believeinfilm #35mm
A film photo looking up at a spiky palm tree. The film has a color switch blue -> orange effect so it looks surreal.
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NJMAP.BMF
An outline of the state of New Jersey. In 1909, in the town of Newton in Sussex County, a young girl and her two older brothers were playing in the woods near the town cemetery. Margaret discovered the entrance to a cave which led into a vast labyrinth of limestone tunnels far under Newton. Defying her brothers’ warnings, Margaret dashed into the darkness of the cave. Her brothers, John and Howard, quickly followed Margaret into the cave and down deep into the caverns, calling her name until they were hoarse. None of the children emerged from the cave that afternoon. Days passed, then weeks. Every search party returned empty-handed, forlorn and dejected. Eventually the town sealed off the entrance to the cave, embedding a grave marker with Margaret, John, and Howard’s names into the concrete barrier. In June 2033, in Jenny Jump State Forest in Warren County, about 30 miles southwest of Newton, three children emerged from a cave in the park. They were a bit hungry, having missed their dinner, and a little scraped up, but otherwise perfectly fine. They told the astonished park ranger that their names were Margaret, John, and Howard, and could he help them get home to their mother and father?
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 01/10/2026
Moving your birthday so it doesn’t interfere with follow Friday
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 01/10/2026
Compelling messaging sir! *TRUMP ON TEXAS: VOTE FOR PAXTON WHETHER YOU LIKE HIM OR NOT
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 01/10/2026
Dune 3: yeah this is weird but be glad we are stopping here before it gets really fubar
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 01/10/2026
Thank you!
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 01/10/2026
Anyway I’m open to suggestions for scary names
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 01/10/2026
Real heads remember the NYT crediting “chillian j yikes!” instead of Jillian York
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Silver and Salt @silverandsalt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Jordan Lake, NC - Hasselblad 500CM / 50mm f/4 Distagon / Ilford SFX 200 / R72 Filter on Ilford MGIV
A black and white image of a dried up lakebed with trees in the background with a dark sky and puffy white clouds.
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 01/10/2026
It’s the music bed whenever he says “lesbian bar” for me
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 01/10/2026
Which is not say he isn’t scary, but he’s also a bitch.
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 01/10/2026
Love this take. When you are young he’s a monster. When you are an adult he’s a pathetic drunk torturing his family.
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 01/10/2026
Uncle intelligence. Unctel.
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 01/10/2026
Did somebody wake up the Green Day guy
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 01/10/2026
Wheeee! (with another light leak, wooo?) 📷 Minolta STsi, Maxxum 28-135mm f/4 🎞️ Kodak Vision 320T #photography #filmphotography #believeinfilm #35mm #disneyworld
The Slinky Dog rollercoaster at Hollywood Studios, mid ride. People have their hands up. The sky is blue behind and there is a red light leak.
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