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Jonathan Keller

@jkeller5.bsky.social
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Here for the South Florida sports, some pop culture references, and a healthy splash of immaturity.

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why couldn’t the Pope be a Dolphins fan?
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After @sweeptheleg337.bsky.social refused to continue engaging on BlueSky
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The joke is on Jack Smith because whike he was watching Caitlyn put up 30 for the Hawkeyes, he missed Steph putting up 60 that day vs the Hawks. #MAGA!!!
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This Red Sox/Yankees game is going to be over after 1am
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THE FLORIDA PANTHERS!!! 🐀
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Bowling: Who Do You Think You Are? I AM!
ALT: Bowling: Who Do You Think You Are? I AM!
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PSA: Drinking on bumpy flights makes the experience much less stressful
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Now You Know The More You Know PSA
ALT: Now You Know The More You Know PSA
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good loss today. #FinsUp
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’d understand calling it on Chop because of bodyweight had the flag not already been thrown before he hit the ground. But also, the only reason Chop got there was because Seiler held the blocker 
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ollie Gordon has to tell his body “not now”. Mark Jackson, probably
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Savion Ahmed, Myles Gaskin, Jeff Wilson, and Raheem Mostert’s agents are running to their phones to call JES
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You think Achane put on the same smelly jersey he was wearing for the game or is it a new one? 
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hang The Banner!!!!
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sam Madison was proud of the holding call to negate a big sack on 3rd Down
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Jordan Kroeger @byjordankroeger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Alright….we’ll call it a draw 🤝#FinsChiefs
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At least there’s a Pearl Jam concert tonight 🤷🏽 #FinsUp #OhanaFest2026
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel bad that Kevin Harlan has to see this
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
10am Dolphins game is really the best.
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That catch was RIDICULOUS ! #Mali 🙌🏾
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
21 for UM giving DeeJay Dallas
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Colin Simmons should have gone all the way with it, and held his hand in a C shape rather than 🤏🏾
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me, when Tennessee/Texas came bank from commercial
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Abe Laboriel Day to the Pearl Jam Fam
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Pacific Ocean. Or as I call it, The Ocean of Mexico #OhanaFestival2026
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rebound Bosh Back out to Bez His 3-pointer... MBENG!!!!!!!!
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Satan laughing, spreads his wings Oh Lord Yeah!
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Will 🦥 Menaker (@willmenaker) on X
The kiss of death...
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Say what you will about Jaxson Dart, but he was great in Roadhouse
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I had Ryan Miller from the beginning
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Raise it high 🐬
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dolphins fans’ souls leaving our bodies
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fox plays us into a commercial with the lyrics “Going g off the rails….”
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is this bad? Yes. But is it also not good? Definitely #FinsUp🐬
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fade to Douglas in the corner of the end zone?
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Knockout City: Intense Dodgeball Action
ALT: Knockout City: Intense Dodgeball Action
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wake’s Fake Xavier Restrepo was really good tonight.
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Any odds on whether Mario takes a knee now?
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Between O’Conner, Fitzgerald, and Dunnigan this Canes secondary sounds like a St Patty’s Day Bar Crawl.
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Drinking hurricanes at JJ Dunnigan’s watching the Hurricanes’ CB JJ Dunnigan
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Appreciation after the incompletion snapped Mensah’s streak
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Excited Audience Clapping
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Worth repeating
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s Raining Mensah! Hallelujah!!
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don’t say it, @lanemit.bsky.social Don’t you dare say it!!!
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Larry Borom starts at RT for Detroit. That’s all you need to know.
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Katie Carter knows us better than we know ourselves
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@lanemit.bsky.social Maxxed out?
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(((IDB1127)))🇮🇱✡️🟦🎗️ @idb1127.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
yall cared so much when this happend
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran learned how to play guitar and sing in order to get girls and make a buck. And it worked. It’s a good bet he’s not in favor of people getting killed, especially innocent concert goers and children. And as a guest on his tour, Macklemore should’ve gotten approval from Ed before he did it.
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A play in two parts
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I had Waddle, over 2.1 yards receiving.
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Worth repeating
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Chiefs might be a problem Week 3
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