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M.B.

@mabilesimo.bsky.social
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Politics and Tequila. Not always in that order.

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 🏈🍻💀 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The GOP: i despise transgenderism because it produces pedophilia, which I’m ambivalent to positive about
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 3h
Just an absolute embarrassment for this franchise. Rodgers, Metcalf, No Porter… every major Khan decision is imploding right now.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 3h
It’s a shame there was nothing the Steelers could do recently to immediately improve their secondary! Is anyone accountable for anything in this organization?
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 4h
Another ticky tack call made against Metcalf. If this were the NBA a coach would take T complaining about it.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
men who call everybody 'brother' form a single transracial brotherhood
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have no idea if Democrats are winning Iowa in November, but man oh man if we got one more shot to run against Grassley…
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Silverman on Security @silvermansecurity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DOJ gave these texts to Schmitt. In simple terms the DOJ supplied Schmitt w/material for him to use to try to entrap Smith so the DOJ could then prosecute him for perjury.
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“‘Choosin’ Texas’? Ha, no pardner, I’m Choosin’ TAXES. Howdy, I’m Big Jim Medlock and I’m here to tell you how the social democratic welf
James Medlock (really Karl Polyani) wearing a cowboy hat
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Jim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 29/09/2026
If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 29/09/2026
it’s a combo of not having had to run competitive *general* election races and typically focusing on the *primary* electorate. these guys could say whatever shit they wanted before because the republican base doesn’t really care, but having to run against a dem who could win is unknown to them
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Guy Bundestrivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Aggies are spending nearly $50 million and are not even sniffing the playoffs and you cannot tell me this is sustainable
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Ryan Teague Beckwith @ryanbeckwith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did we change the meaning of the word muscular? Is this like when Starbucks made “tall” the smallest order?
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it’s so cool that Crockett isn’t campaigning for Talarico because she is “focused on downballot candidates” and then refused to do anything for downballot candidates and instead gave an award to Chris brown
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s totally fine Dylan Raiola looks like a stud backing up Moore, Lincoln Riley will never field a decent defense, I say to myself as “Sound of Silence” starts to play in the background.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
See this one doesn’t bother me so much. The 90s were a long time ago! 2016 being 10 years ago makes me want to throw something.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rising fuel prices raise new questions about Democrats' plans to fight inflation.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There was never going to be data to satisfy the “1930 or bust” crowd. What we have paints a clear picture: We’re locked in for a bad term for Republicans with an outside (but real!!!) chance of a landslide.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I guarantee you his age is holding him back. No one wants a 77 year old first term congressman.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I refuse to let the prospect of a disappointing November get me down because “it can only good happen” is also the plan for 2027 and 2028 as well. They may survive one year of expensive oil, they’re not surviving two or more.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, Collins surviving while D’s sweep the plains and rust belt would be par for the course for this Temu Bush 2nd term experience we’re having.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“We’re gonna outbreed the left” was such a huge thing in Biden’s term in far right circles. Ah well, nevertheless!
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why Democrats’ closing pitch should be entitlement reform
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mike Rogers' estimated net worth in 2013: $380,000 Mike Rogers' estimated net worth in 2026: $14,600,000 He cashed in and sold out Michiganders.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Including a sign that reminds people Republicans promise lower inflation and energy independence right now is something out of VEEP.
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Genuinely can anyone find a “horrible boss” piece about a male politician that doesn't involve a sex scandal? Because it seems the NYT only cares about men being bad bosses if there's a sex scandal.
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Eat, and I cannot stress this enough, shit.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The oil and gas industry did this to themselves.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We all laugh at Ruffini’s hackery for good reason but that post was the beginning of something that’s getting noticed now: the GOP has revealed they really don’t have any idea how to even address anything voters are concerned about even if they do keep Congress.
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nah, the playcalling is better but the roster is worse.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is obviously correct.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whether it's ICE sending a man to prison for distributing anarchist 'zines or the kids at Middlebury heckling Charles Murray, there's been plenty of authoritarian anti-free speech activity on both sides.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"You should be allowed to kill your children" is a bedrock conservative principle.
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412th Man @unlox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
waow
the poll about reacting to ways Trump could leave office but it’s about the rodgler
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There are very few scenarios more dangerous more dangerous than Trump being able to serve out his full term, but the first one here might be among them.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What does this party even stand for?
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A system where the government isn't being transparent about where detained people even are is just a classic sign of authoritarianism. It's forced disappearance.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A poll with this many undecides this late is absolutely useless.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
remember when Madison Cawthorn broke omertà and told the truth about GOP staffers and they stuck him in a crate and mailed him to Abu Dhabi
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Guy Bundestrivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Terrible OL play after so much draft capitol committed to it. You haven’t kept a first round pick past the first contract in a decade. Once again no legitimate plan to suceed an over the hill quarterback. Secondary is garbage because you can’t get a deal with your best CB. Omar Khan man, idk.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Should have been VT Maryland
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maybe it should have been looked into a little deeper as to why Madison Cawthorn got ran out of DC after telling the press that Congressional Republicans are a bunch of degenerate hedonists.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Finding out ol Kirk follows DHS was fun. I'm not political but I follow the account that makes sizzle reels of brown people getting beat up by ICE and posts white nationalist memes.
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't really follow politics
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 18/09/2026
Dr. Acton’s most lethal campaign tactic continues to be Conman’s own words. Brutal stuff here.
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What is happening on the ground per reports for the GOP seems nothing short of an apocalyptic event Nobody wants to canvass from Michigan to Florida. The people who do are meeting angry voters and support evaporating
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Ohio Citizen Action @ohiocitizen.org · 18/09/2026
Amy Acton is calling for a three-year moratorium on injection well permits in Washington County. The move comes after fracking wastewater started resurfacing near Marietta, threatening drinking water for 32,000 people. Cleanup costs could reach a billion dollars. nyti.ms/4dI8CH6
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Toxic Fracking Waste Becoming a Political Issue in Ohio (Gift Article)
The Democratic candidate for governor backed restrictions on disposal of fracking wastewater around a hard-hit town, and called for a “thorough investigation” of the dangers.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now’s that’s some damn good punditry right there.
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