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@mabilesimo.bsky.social
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Politics and Tequila. Not always in that order.

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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now’s that’s some damn good punditry right there.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He’s a two-time winner: funniest post of 2025
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It is in line with 2018, however. We dis see more undecideds break around this time. So let’s what the trend holds.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
MAGA Inc poking the Murdoch bear six weeks before the midterms…
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This classic Jeb meme popped into my Facebook feed and I think it’s funny it’s analysis is the same level of sophistication as the Goldman Sachs “It can only good happen” Strait of Hormuz chart.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The predictive power of betting markets
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Really cool how she fails to mention the accident was the other driver’s. Now why would she do that?
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I believe in Senators Osborn and Vindman.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
With a cool island song!
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Broke: The Simpsons predicted the future Woke: South Park predicted the future
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Who took my pipe tobacco?!
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It’s been D’s worst poll pretty much this whole cycle.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Normies since Nov. 2024: “When will we get legislation to help bring down prices.” Democrats since Nov. 2024 and apparently, now Republicans:
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Ok throw this chart in there and I’m actually convinced now Paxton doing well in border counties is not a good omen for Republicans.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Me every time I hear a new reason why Esoteric Jeff just cannot back the Democrat against the MAGA freak:
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Worth adding: Atlas Intel has been arguably the GOP’s worst poll since Trump retook office. Consistent with the idea they have the sauce to finding treatlers, and they’re pissed the GOP never even tried to get prices down.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Fetterman vs Platner
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Pic unrelated
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
They all sound like the worst of the online left from that time now! Look at this ridiculous Andrew’s rant from yesterday:
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I don’t think you could make an image that screams “STDs” that wouldn’t just be pictures of STDs from a health-class textbook.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
He did the hippo meme as hard news
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I first had this thought when I saw how the issue of corruption is rapidly rising in the minds of voters. Politics dorks like us on Bluesky don’t consider this stuff to be a “corruption” issue, but I think normies do!
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
There is one poll that said “blue wave incoming” right away, and you don’t hear much from them now!
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Funniest individual tweet is probably Mommy Milky but I think this is a worthy entry
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Noem thinking she’s got a political future after this has me reminded of a Family Guy classic.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Like, we were told that we *have* to treat Atlas Intel like they’re legit because of their great 2024 but it’s not being mentioned they’ve consistent been one of their worst polls for the GOP since Trump took office.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
How it Started/ How it’s Going
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
“I have used my extremely high IQ, independent thinking skills and passion for rigorous debate of ideas to reach the conclusion that if people don’t give me what I want I’m entitled to kill them in a war crime.”
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
We’ve literally seen this happen recently. GOP favorability bottomed out at the end of the 2013 shutdown and one year later had their best midterm in almost a century.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Sure we’ll see, but I do think we’re gonna learn some “more things change, the more they stay the same” lessons with NIL and the transfer portal and one of those being guys with commitment issues tend to just not make it. All of this combined with the Mahomes schtick is just a lot of 🚩
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The rest of the AFC right now thinking about Kliff Kingsbury to the Ravens.
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
On the other hand…
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M.B. @mabilesimo.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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