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Fullerton Beardt

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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
perfect tweet
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Fullerton Beardt @lunchpail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is as if the sky and blacktop became a monolith, in neon ektachrome, bleaching out their namesakes to become something else, something ethereal...
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 04/10/2026
hashtag florida
Sign proclaiming Hulk Hogan Trail, with the requisite level of tasteboat with a large shark head on it somewhere in Tampa BayHigh tension electrical line support in the shape of the Mickey Mouse silhouette Skeleton and shopping cart by the side of the road
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Silverman on Security @silvermansecurity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Big Balls' grandfather was KGB Colonel Valery Martynov. He was coerced back to Moscow under false pretenses after the Ames affair, arrested, & executed for being a double agent. His grandmother was stripped of all assets & forced to do drudge work to support herself, his mom. & uncle. Details👇1/
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Prominent DOGE Staffer Is Grandson Of Turncoat KGB Spy
Edward “Big Balls” Coristine happens to be the descendant of Valery Martynov, a KGB agent who spied for the US.
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Fullerton Beardt @lunchpail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are you there, Grok? It's me, shithead...
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Fullerton Beardt @lunchpail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love that you caught the guy snapping photos in the back. Mini paparazzi for ya. As a treat 😄
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
The chief justice used to preside over a Supreme Court whose members were afforded more privacy and freedom than many other public officials. Once, years ago, Mr. Lipson and the chief justice found themselves up the peninsula from Port Clyde without a car, Mr. Lipson recalled in an interview. So he stuck out his thumb by the side of the road and a pickup truck pulled over. He and the nation’s top jurist hopped in the back and hitchhiked back to town.

Now, Mr. Lipson said, he is cautious about introducing his friend to strangers. This year, on an outing to nearby Monhegan Island, people recognized the chief justice as he walked by a brewery and started to chant: You should be ashamed.
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Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 29/09/2026
(*laser eyes intensify*)
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Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 24/02/2025
Mm-hm, this is the way.
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J. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
This has fucked me up more than once. If you have a coconut allergy, you NEED to be careful about anything with “activated charcoal” anywhere near the label.
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Fullerton Beardt @lunchpail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"A fistful of antibiotics" 2026, film.
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Fullerton Beardt @lunchpail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I thought he just ate a wax fruit apple thinking it was real since he has trouble distinguishing reality.
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Tyler @electriceden92.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As there is a new cat, so is there a new mouse. The cycle is unbroken
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As an aside, I think one of the essential skills being trained in college that the 'college is for training workers' paradigm devalues to its peril is the ability and willingness to treat dry, academic matters as serious and worth getting right, rather than dismissing them.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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Rebecca Williams @rebeccawilliams.info · 11/09/2026
whenever I’m discussing child safety laws with a mentor they remind that a lot of people think women (and others) are like children and will extend those rules
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A Jean Stevenson @amandajean.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That magical category “Real Americans” increasingly excludes people who do science.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
WSJ, with an ice-cold graphic: @wsj.com
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Something wicked this way Ken (Lowe) 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The first foe a writer must defeat is Doubt. The last is Microsoft Word's Formatting.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
sun tzu, editing the art of war: "should i put in here that you shouldn't pretend to have unlimited supplies when you clearly don't and the enemy can see that? no, nobody would be that dumb"
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Fullerton Beardt @lunchpail.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You can't spell "brain" without AI ! Some nightmare somewhere probably.
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lord beer me strength. I return to the homeland of the Buckeye state this weekend which means I shall have to drive past confederate flags flying in the land of Grant, Sherman, Sheridan, Stanton, Custer, Bingham, McKinley, Garfield, Hayes, and all the McCooks Ain’t no heritage there; just hate
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Never forget the Luddites, one of the most powerful organized labor resistance groups in history, who attacked machines because employers were using mechanization to deskill their trades, depress wages, and eliminate jobs. Now their name is used as an insult instead of a call to action.
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
2/2 Probably just coincidence, but John "Balls and Strikes" Roberts was part of the GW Bush Florida-recount team in 2000. Along with Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett. Again, probably just coincidence—as historians of our era are not likely to say.
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Emily J @emexastris.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I want to be able to require IT support people to look at what I do for a living before they start talking to me. I literally fly a spaceship. I promise I tried "look through the menus and click on the options."
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Professor Nutella @jpnudell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hey, you. Yes, you. Did you start teaching this week? You should get a drink of water. You're welcome.
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DoctorBOOwring @doctorbowring.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
this should be mandatory viewing for anyone who writes software intended for other people
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026
How to win at most all things:
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Michael Busch @michael-w-busch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's never aliens.
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Emily J @emexastris.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Thank god it’s Friday. Seriously, this week has been ridiculous.
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Emily J @emexastris.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Update: Labcorp drew the test without batting an eye. Also the phlebotomist was like frighteningly good, I can’t remember the last time someone stuck me like that and it worked
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Emily J @emexastris.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My physician ordered me a SARS-CoV-2 nucleiocapsid blood test. The local LabQuest informs us that not only do they no longer do that test, they do no COVID testing of any kind. We have the tools, my ass.
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Fullerton Beardt @lunchpail.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Frunky!
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 13/08/2026
I feel like an issue that would connect well with voters would be doing anything at all to slow the current progression toward "absolutely everything now is a scam"
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Rebecca Colesworthy @rcolesworthy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
fwiw I always rec taking a break between undergrad and grad school. doing so can help you realize later, if you do get a faculty gig in academia, that all workplaces are sort of hellscape microcosms of broader social issues and that higher ed isn't really unique in this regard.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Once again "there's aluminum" is not a strong argument for going to the Moon. If there were bars of gold on the Moon's surface, it would not be worth it to get them. Why don't these articles ever talk to an economist? Or just a boring person? fortune.com/2026/08/06/p...
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‘Pure insanity’—Elon Musk details SpaceX’s plan to turn the moon into its newest manufacturing site | Fortune
SpaceX’s SEC filings describe lunar satellite factories, electromagnetic launchers, and robotic mineral mining. The founders building space equipment say the science checks out—even if the timeline do...
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Inside Higher Ed @insidehighered.com · 07/08/2026
GAO Report: Athletic Programs Bleed Money A new government report shows that the vast majority of colleges lose money on athletics even at the highest levels, with students and the academic enterprise subsidizing sports. bit.ly/4wMGavu #EDUSky #AcademicSky #HigherEd
A photo of a quarterback in a Rutgers University uniform preparing to throw a football.
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Jim Alwine @jimalwine.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
is out of the bottle and now there should be a moratorium until the morality, ethics and safety of this approach can be discussed and established. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/06/s...
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This A.I. Just Created Viruses Not Found in Nature
Scientists trained artificial intelligence on libraries of DNA and then asked the model to create recipes for viral genomes. Sixteen of them were viable, yielding new viruses.
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Jim Alwine @jimalwine.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“This A.I. Just Created Viruses Not Found in Nature.” As a virologist the future use of AI in designing viruses worries me. It was inevitable that it would be done and now we know AI can design viruses, albeit bacteriophage at this point. But whats next…? Can a human pathogen be designed? But
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Fullerton Beardt @lunchpail.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
He's from Florida, so.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/07/2026
"finally, we have created Fahrenheit 451 from the cautionary tale,"
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Fullerton Beardt @lunchpail.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Giving some similarity to Cadillac, your pose reminded me of the album cover of the song used in 2007 commercials: youtu.be/VKzWLUQizz8?...
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Justice - Genesis - † (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Justice
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Wrote about the Masculinity Scam, or how selling reactionary ideas about what makes a man helps a small number of bad people profit and makes everyone else (including men) miserable www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Over the past 10 years, the misogyny of the manosphere has become more open and strident, but the big innovation seems to have been combining that conspiratorial misogyny with earnest self-help advice. Heartbreak and rejection leave people emotionally vulnerable, and the manosphere pitch often comes paired with benign advice about standing up for yourself, being mentally tough, or becoming physically active. But getting yourself together with the expectation that soon everyone you meet will be forced to respect you inevitably leads to disappointment.

When that disappointment sets in, the manosphere has an explanation: Can’t find a girlfriend? It’s because women who make their own living can no longer be forced into marrying guys they don’t like. Can’t find a job? It’s because undeserving women and minorities are being picked instead of you, even though you’re better. Feel bad about yourself? It’s because our feminized society deprived you of a life of meaningful toil, military adventure, and elevated social status. It is a bleak view of the world, a kind of male doomerism in which a meaningful life can be found only in the domination and exploitation of others.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 26/07/2026
Really hate this “nobody has ever figured out how human feces is getting into the food processing” framing it’s incredibly simple if you pay a single molecule of attention to the working conditions of the majority of agricultural workers in the USA
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Emily J @emexastris.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It also will cripple all of our robotic missions beyond Earth’s orbit. The DSN was already oversubscribed - time and bandwidth books out months in advance - and there simply is no substitute for it. The Spain station is 1/3 of the DSN.
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 24/07/2026
I would not have thought to make this analogy but its so on point that its mildly frightening
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Fullerton Beardt @lunchpail.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Godspeed, sir 🫡
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Fullerton Beardt @lunchpail.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Alt text: old timey ad for WW1 era riding pants (sorry forgot to add to post)
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Fullerton Beardt @lunchpail.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Always reminds me of this:
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Fullerton Beardt @lunchpail.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The first line hits hard: "On the one end, the companies are using surveillance pricing to determine how much we should pay for our food, and on the other end, they're using surveillance wage fixing to determine how little we might be willing to accept. If that isn't dystopia, I don't know what is."
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