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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴

@illusiveken.bsky.social
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Author of The Raven Knight saga, an Asian medieval Zorro who kills nobles and avoids therapy | Buy Book One: www.patreon.com/posts/now-available… Freelancer at Paste Magazine. My stuff: www.pastemagazine.com/author/kennet…

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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 6h
Respectfully, it is not mind boggling.
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Zach Everson @zacheverson.com · 6h
Breaking: "Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee is pausing all executions this year after Christa Pike survived two deadly doses of pentobarbital." Calls for a 3rd party review of Pike's botched execution. Tennessee had planned to kill another person on Dec. 3.
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Court stays Christa Pike execution in Tennessee: Updates
Christa Pike was sentenced to death for the 1995 killing of 19-year-old Colleen Slemmer. A court stayed her lethal injection that was scheduled for Sept. 30.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 7h
In light of the news of Tennessee’s botched execution tonight, revisiting my colleague @laurengill.bsky.social’s piece on witnessing Alabama attempt to experiment with execution methods to kill a man. boltsmag.org/alabama-nitr...
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“Agony” and “Suffering” as Alabama Experiments with Nitrogen Executions - Bolts
Alabama said Alan Miller’s execution by lethal gas would be “more humane.” He writhed and gasped for air in his final moments.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 6h
Two of them today for me. I have a trans daughter and I live in goddamn Illinois. Go tap an oil well and leave me alone.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 6h
One of the last things George Ryan did as Illinois' disastrously corrupt governor was to commute the sentences of everybody on death row. Gruesome displays like Tennessee's are why. Everyone responsible for it is a disgrace to their office and the human race.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kohl's is always a dystopia, but tonight I note that at my location, all the Harry Potter merch was sitting on the shelf and the K Pop Demon Hunters shelves were completely sold out.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't see why we need to even have elections. We can take our government back from these simpletons by getting them to bet it all on three card monty.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would like to remind the editorial staff of the Atlantic that I am available to run D&D. Try out a new Dex paladin build instead of publishing stupid hogwash with premises that fall apart after 10 seconds of examination.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the 45 minutes since checking my college kid in for her covid shot at this Walgreens, I have heard 6 or 7 people get their rx rejected or told it was filled at some other location despite what the app told them. The poor pharma techs don't know shit.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Neither, fucker, if either thee dislike
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Heh. Guess what I will now resist ever hearing or knowing about.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Beatelles
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They sit around and wonder why they are so miserable.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well I'm sold
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guys should I bring my beard trimming kit to my job interview and lay a towel down and trim my beard during the job interview? I don't know protocol anymore
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So let's review what 2 options Mecklenburg had here: 1. Resign rather than be a tool of the regime. 2. Be a tool of the regime, fail, burn her whole reputation in the process, get betrayed by the regime, resign anyway. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/09/25/b...
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‘Broadview Six’ prosecutor pens fiery resignation letter saying US attorney pushed for felony charges
The now-retired prosecutor at the center of the “Broadview Six” scandal penned a fiery resignation letter to U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros this week.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd be against the troops.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man, I did not know this existed. I never hear anybody talking about Gardner's stuff and they should.
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Johanna T 👻 📚 @johannamation.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Bi Visibility Day, you may perceive me but JUST THIS ONCE 😶‍🌫️ (also buy my book, it’s bi too) (okay bye) (…bi)
Me holding a copy of my comic the ghostkeeper
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mejor cerdo que fascista
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
SHINRA NEWS: January 31st, 1997 Edition

Bisexuality

Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.

Also includes the articles:

PRES. SHINRA'S FIRST NAME - What Was It

EGG AND CHIPS - A New Frontier In Bar Food
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have resisted Nathan Fielder's whole deal this entire time because I can't stand that fucking shit, and I think the Blood Lady documentary is going to actually be the thing that breaks me.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know there is more at stake here, but you can't go "My pronouns are..." and then list a bunch of nouns. Fuck you. Give me your high school diploma back, it is forfeit.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Having your writing be good enough that somebody can even point out the ways in which it is bad is the first step toward it becoming good.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well guys, I guess it's up to us to create AAA console games from here on out. I can probably afford to throw in for the dumb little balls you need to stick all over Debra Wilson so the computer knows it's her. Anybody code firmware or uh, have a line on rare earth metals?
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No, Bret, I should not recoil at the thought nobody wants to read the same crap they were forced to read in high school just because their grandparents had it packed in next to their C-ration at the Normandy landing. Why does this man work while legions of actual writers I know go unemployed?
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love that I have been over here loving cats for like 40 years and just now suddenly am discovering that this is another unmanly behavior. Oops!! Sorry guys.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My mother would slap a slice of Kraft Singles into our PBJs. I haven't dared to revisit this in a long time, but I remember it being very good.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spider-Man, brought to you by Blue Coal!! The clean burning fuel of choice for your local data center!!!!
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Honestly why stop at midnight
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My wife this morning, relating the news to me: "Pritzker reveals he lost 80 pounds on GLP-1s after being diagnosed with running for president."
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Occasionally you do read a post from an American and just have to mentally unpick "okay, but how does your system work then?"
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RADINSKY 🏳️‍⚧️🪬 @thisisradinsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two slots available now for something like that 🫡 ko-fi.com/c/cd44f300ae
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CHARACTER PORTRAIT (NO REVISIONS)
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think it's clear streamers have hit their market cap.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This isn't going to be enough to stop Terror Billy, man.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I literally wrote about this twice for Paste, most recently on an anniversary of Titan A.E. The fact it buried Bluth's career was an added tragedy. www.pastemagazine.com/movies/don-b...
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Don Bluth Gave It One Last Try with Titan A.E.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm being serious when I say that if this happened to me I would faint dead away.
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Annie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Batman Day isn't fun for everybody. Please check on your superstitious and cowardly loved ones today.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hi, please buy my #fantasy novel, available now in all formats with a great cover by @gruselzirkus.bsky.social. I am firmly #NoAI, so sadly, when my characters start speaking other languages, it's because they meant to. www.patreon.com/IllusiveKen/...
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Now available in all formats: The Raven Knight, Book One! | Kenneth Lowe 余
It's finally here! The Raven Knight, Book One: The Last Burden You Must Discard is now available in trade paperback, e-book, and audiobook e
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Typical!! You speak a little Mandarin and all the racists suddenly come out!!!!!!!
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A repost for batman day: Back in 2022, I spent a year revisiting Batman: The Animated Series for its 30th anniversary. Sadly, Kevin Conroy, voice of batman, passed away that year. So I wrote a reflection on his definitive portrayal of the dark knight. www.pastemagazine.com/tv/batman-th...
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Return to Gotham: Kevin Conroy Was The Night
Paste Magazine is your source for the best music, movies, TV, comedy, videogames, books, comics, craft beer, politics and more. Discover your favorite albums and films.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't know how else to say it, but I'm not voting for you if you don't protect trans people. It is not and can never be a numbers game. If a candidate said they were going to abandon just one person to having their rights destroyed, it would be just as unacceptable. You could be that one. You are.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can’t have it both ways. You can’t be “It’s simple math, vote blue no matter who, grow up” and ALSO believe you are fighting fascism by making calculations as to who’s expendable. The world we’re in now demands more from us. More from everyone.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
More and more people are saying this
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ultimate Man has a fever and the only cure is more cowbell
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The queso dip at my favorite Mexican place has doubled in price since 2020.
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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴 @illusiveken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It is so exhausting, having to tell people in my D&D groups not to use bullshit AI for the art. Everybody you and I both know is protesting data center horseshit. I am begging people to literally ever adjust their behavior to align with their convictions.
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