Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 03/09/20267 PM Redemption taping is SOLD OUT! But still some tix for the 10 PM……….for now…….. 030
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Less than 10 tickets left for our Redemption taping! 011
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Tix are available now for our September tapings at @caveatnyc.bsky.social for Abolish Everything! on @nebula.tv — including this season’s ABOLISH REDEMPTION! These will sell out quick so grab yours while you can: caveat.nyc/events/aboli... 031
Reposted by Chandler Deanben doyle @thewheatgerm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026a guaranteed banger evening for anyone in NYC with nothing to do this thursday!! 1453
Reposted by Chandler DeanAdam Chase @adamchase.bsky.social · 26/08/2026they tried to stop us, but abolish everything is back and tapings are tomorrow and Friday! 7pms are sold out but some tickets remain for the 10pms! 0431
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 26/08/2026TOMORROW AT 10 PM! Abolish Everything! on @nebula.tv tapes at @caveatnyc.bsky.social! Ft. monologues from @tomlumperson.bsky.social, @asherperlman.bsky.social, @cassiewillson.bsky.social, and Britt Migs. Get your tix: caveat.nyc/events/aboli... 0141
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 25/08/20267 PM @nebula.tv tapings are now FULLY SOLD OUT FOR Abolish Everything! this Thursday/Friday @caveatnyc.bsky.social. Still some tix left for the 10 PM tapings if you act soon… 010
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Abolish Everything! Season 3 starts taping for @nebula.tv THIS THURSDAY @caveatnyc.bsky.social. Our 7 PM tapings are nearly sold out and the 10 PM slots will follow suit— so grab your tix now before they’re gone! caveat.nyc/events/aboli... 072
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Wait. Is “jalapeño poppers” a pun on jalapeño peppers 130
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You gotta think if you’re George Washington Carver you’re constantly explaining at parties that you didn’t invent peanut butter 030
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Lot of people out there with multiple white romantic partners. Poly want a cracker 161
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Just saw a woman return her Sausage McMuffin because it wasn’t “well done.” I have never been this close to a situation where it would actually make sense to say “Sir, this is a Wendy’s” 040
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 13/06/2026“It’s <3, not >3” - protest sign at a poly wedding 270
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Happy DK64 on Switch everyone!!! Fuck you all!!! 040
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Sometimes when telling a story, someone will say “where do I even begin?” And then the next thing they say is the thing that happened first. And I’m like nice. I would’ve begun there too 0150
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 02/05/2026It’s such a shame she caved to all this public pressure to rebrand as a more mainstream artist 050
Reposted by Chandler DeanPast Due Podcast @pastduepodcast.com · 01/04/2026Today on the podcast, Comedian and speechwriter @chandlerjdean.bsky.social joins @anamariecox.bsky.social and @mike-eagle.bsky.social to talk about building a streaming show without burning down his career to do it and why keeping a day job might be the most radical creative decision you can make.patreon.comWhat If You Never Have to Quit Your Day Job? with Chandler Dean | Past Due with AMC and OMEGet more from Past Due with AMC and OME on Patreon 184
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 24/03/2026When you restart a computer and it’s like “reopen windows after logging in?” I’m like. Why r u enabling me to make the same mistakes that got me here 070
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 17/03/2026When a twitch streamer takes part in activism—that’s a real change gamer 150
Reposted by Chandler DeanPatrick Willems @patrickhwillems.bsky.social · 12/03/2026This is the most important thing I’ve ever done. Please watch and spread my message 21049
Reposted by Chandler DeanMyq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social · 07/03/2026This is my friend @chandlerjdean.bsky.social! He is a super funny comedian with a show on Nebula called Abolish Everything! He’s also the super most recent guest on my podcast! PS thanks as always to @raminnazer.bsky.social for the pod art! broccoliandicecream.libsyn.com/421-chandler... 0111
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Abolish Everything! is coming to Los Angeles for ONE NIGHT ONLY! Complete with an absolutely wretched cabal of Hollywood Establishment hacks. Get your tix while you can! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/abolis... 080
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Last chance to ask your questions to me, @adamchase.bsky.social, @thewheatgerm.bsky.social, @andymvega.bsky.social, Brielle and Amy before we answer from 10-11! 020
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 26/02/2026The long awaited ABOLISH REDEMPTION! episode is here! It was such a delight to see @adamchase.bsky.social, @thewheatgerm.bsky.social, @matthewkrol.nebula.tv, and @alisemorales.bsky.social return to the Abolish Everything! stage. Watch on Nebula now!!! 060
Reposted by Chandler DeanVince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 26/02/2026New Frotcast! BAFTA-gate, Kristi Noem's self-devouring cannibal, the virgins of Silicon Valley, and 'Predator: Badlands,' with guest @chandlerjdean.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/frotca...patreon.comFrotcast 669: A Predator, a Kalisk, and an Android Walk Into a Bar (feat. Chandler Dean) | FrotcastGet more from Frotcast on Patreon 0102
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Ask me @adamchase.bsky.social @thewheatgerm.bsky.social @andymvega.bsky.social Brielle DeMirjian and Amy Muller your questions starting now and we’ll answer Fri! 031
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 22/02/2026*Raye grandma voice* your husband is stimming 000
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 18/02/2026For whatever reason, Abolish Everything! is listed on Mubi but of course is not available to watch there. Don’t worry though: they offer a perfect alternative. 060
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Opening a vegan sandwich shop called “Don’t Meat Your Heroes” 090
Reposted by Chandler DeanAdam Chase @adamchase.bsky.social · 13/02/2026this season there were a few tapings abolish everything I couldn’t be at which means I get to just watch them fresh. this is one of them and I simply loved it. being a producer on your favorite comedy show is a trip. 0622
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 12/02/2026This ep includes one of my favorite jokes ever on the show, courtesy of Martin Herlihy 160
Reposted by Chandler Deanneginfarsad @neginfarsad.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Since the special election in Texas, Speaker Johnson’s GOP margin in the House is shrinking like nips in an ice bath. Is it wrong to enjoy this? Just a little?? All of this and more on #FakeTheNation with JR Havlan and @chandlerjdean.bsky.social wherever your ears take in their pods. 121
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Been a fan of Negin and JR forever so this was a dream!!! 041
Reposted by Chandler Deanneginfarsad @neginfarsad.bsky.social · 06/02/2026The closure of the Kennedy Center has hit hard for me & performers everywhere - performing there was such a privilege and now… UGH. It is shuttered under the guise of "construction." We dig into this on this week’s #FakeTheNation with chatterboxes @chandlerjdean.bsky.social & JR Havlan 141
Reposted by Chandler DeanAdam Chase @adamchase.bsky.social · 05/02/2026pretty hyped that we got Gianmarco Soresi on Abolish Everything. Episode is out now! 51122
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 05/02/2026This episode had a couple of the biggest crowd reactions I’ve ever seen doing this show. Not to be missed!!! 130
Reposted by Chandler DeanNebula @nebula.tv · 05/02/2026catch @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social on tonight's episode of Abolish Everything! now on Nebula 1502
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 04/02/2026This is the sort of towering intellect wise enough to watch Abolish Everything! on @nebula.tv 060
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 31/01/2026They would never let you title a movie “The Manchurian Candidate” today. Too elitist. They’d make you call it “President Spy” 050
