Reposted by LukeIranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 30/06/2026Oh god I'm so happy. If only the Germans had a word for this sensation. 24113
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 30/06/2026absolutely obsessed with hitzlspergers accent in english. all time combo of brummy and german 000
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 18/06/2026not seen much made of the fact Emma Hayes and Tuchel reportedly used to bounce ideas off each other at Chelsea and now she's doing the midgame analysis for ITV, not sure you could get a better person for the england games 0121
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 17/06/2026just the kind of goalfest I came to except under Thomas tuchel in the cups 🧐🧐🧐 020
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 17/06/2026just saw football at the airport, any idea where it's headed? 🤔 010
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026absolutely stinking performance out of casemiro this 020
Reposted by LukeSam P @samjoshphillips.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Hoopla the same day as the Champion's League final. Just think the LGBTQIA+ Arsenal fan group should set up a tent for people to watch it. The Gay Gooning tent. 5151
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 18/05/2026something nicely symmetrical about liverpool and evertons basque technical deep midfielders now managing arsenal and chelsea 010
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Chelsea have seemingly signed like 7305629 goalkeepers in the last 2 years and all of them are absolutely dogshit it's so funny 100
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 06/05/2026"Chelsea have run less than every opponent this season" yes I suspect this has to do with FIFA arranging an international mega money tournament during the time they were supposed to be on holiday and/or preseason 000
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 23/04/2026deeply funny thing with Chelsea at the moment, the sporting directors have occasionally targeted players who've got good xg generation but bad raw numbers over 2/3 years to try and catch value on someone's down year, but they've mostly managed to hit on the rare genuine xg-underperformers 220
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 12/04/2026spurs sign loads of twinks and now all they can do is go down. interesting 040
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 26/03/2026greatest crime hipsters committed is making everything fucking sourdough now. ooo the cheaper bread, let's make it seem artisan, ooo it's so fucking tough you have to chew it like rubber. ooo it's so fancy and modern look at my starter. fuck off 010
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Palmer has been shite for about half a year at least ngl 010
Reposted by LukeGrace Robertson 🏳️⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 14/03/2026Moyes was the name of the defeated manager who created him. You mean Moyes' Monster. 08113
Reposted by LukeSam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen. Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response? 3452821133
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 01/03/2026i mean the ridiculous thing with the state of the prem at the moment is that if they literally just actually police the rampant bear hugs, holding and body checking in corners, in line with the actual rules, it all goes away 010
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I went here and they said they know you really well 081
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I reckon if my ex employer paid me too much money in the last paycheck that's their own problem, call it an incompetence tax 030
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 28/02/2026every time I get my fish for the week from the fishmongers they ask if I am hosting a dinner party. I am simply incapable of admitting I just eat fucking loads and I'm running out of excuses 030
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 16/02/2026the children at work, the kids, they love the ais lads. they are obsessed with using the ais to do all their work and the ais are wrong a quarter of the time and they don't know when it's wrong 150
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 09/02/2026if anything I think it's honorable of the ravens to realize that having mike mac as HC would be unsporting and unfair, and voluntarily not promoting him. frankly very poor form for seattle to not do the same 010
Reposted by LukeTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 08/02/2026In a touching tribute to his mentor, Morgan McSweeney has resigned in disgrace. 171381287
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 08/02/2026this is fucking enraging man. some of the most talented* minds of our generation dedicating their lives to engagement-maxxing algorithms, which have determined that fascism gets the most clicks. *derogatory www.londoncentric.media/p/london-tik...londoncentric.media"Hate brings views": Confessions of a London fake news TikTokerWho are the real people behind the accounts spreading fury about the capital online? And what motivates them? 141
Reposted by Lukewint @dril.bsky.social · 04/02/2026shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree 224431595
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Chelsea football club have assembled a squad of seemingly only fullbacks, wingers and no 10s and none of them can put a cross in the box at any point 000
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 31/01/2026sabalenka has got to be the least clutch number one of any sport ever 000
Reposted by Luke𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 30/01/2026God she was so funny, nobody else could have pulled off this role with such charm 1271
Reposted by LukeBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 30/01/2026"Mr Mamdani, unless you meet my demands tonight the city will be covered in deadly mustard" 933931
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 28/01/2026learning some of the people who didn't know me that well at my old job know me now as "union luke" 010
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 27/01/2026did a shift in goal at 5aside today, gotta say lads, i may be a decent defender, but I am not a goal keeper. felt like this 020
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 26/01/2026been at a new job since like November, people on a monthly basis keep being like "how does the news from the all hands affect you" and I keep being like "I'm not really sure". readers, I don't go. it never does affect me, if never affects them. it's not real, the c suite don't do anything 150
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 26/01/2026sprinkle some class analysis on top of this. it's not just about "being important". it's the general consensus position of capital, and a huge chunk of American capital is and always has been fascist in orientation, they've just been winning the intra capital struggle for 3 decades 131
Reposted by LukeOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 26/01/2026statistically speaking (and based off the articles) it is a near certainty that thousands of people currently patrolling the streets in Minnesota are people who did not immediately believe the warnings of the left 10 years ago. I see very little criticism of *them* on here 493156428
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 26/01/2026dread it, run from it, dodgy election charts come from your fave politician all the same 030
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 25/01/2026if arteta manages to pull off this bottle it will be his absolute magnum opus 3134
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I think it's been long enough that I can start to judge her for this as well. 091
Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 25/01/2026it's so funny that they hate the left more than they are for anything, burnham isn't even the left he's just not a deranged member of their cult so they hate him 092
Reposted by LukeGregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 24/01/2026What if the problem isn’t that they can’t find their spines, but that they are, in fact, standing fully erect, on their ten toes, behind precisely the political project they want, the ideology they believe justifies it, and the means and measures with which they intend to advance it? 224059
