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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

just realized statsbomb are responsible for the decline in the enjoyment from watching English football. they originated this shit in Scandinavia didn't they

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

this chelsea side look absolutely gassed

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 30/06/2026

Oh god I'm so happy. If only the Germans had a word for this sensation.

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

also HAHAHAHAHAHAHA how does it FEEL germany

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

absolutely obsessed with hitzlspergers accent in english. all time combo of brummy and german

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

not seen much made of the fact Emma Hayes and Tuchel reportedly used to bounce ideas off each other at Chelsea and now she's doing the midgame analysis for ITV, not sure you could get a better person for the england games

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

just the kind of goalfest I came to except under Thomas tuchel in the cups 🧐🧐🧐

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

just saw football at the airport, any idea where it's headed? 🤔

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

absolutely stinking performance out of casemiro this

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Sam P @samjoshphillips.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Hoopla the same day as the Champion's League final. Just think the LGBTQIA+ Arsenal fan group should set up a tent for people to watch it. The Gay Gooning tent.

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

something nicely symmetrical about liverpool and evertons basque technical deep midfielders now managing arsenal and chelsea

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

the guy who can save shots but can't stop shitting himself, they guy who can't save shots and can't stop shitting himself, and 3 tall me who have afaict never played football

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Chelsea have seemingly signed like 7305629 goalkeepers in the last 2 years and all of them are absolutely dogshit it's so funny

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

"Chelsea have run less than every opponent this season" yes I suspect this has to do with FIFA arranging an international mega money tournament during the time they were supposed to be on holiday and/or preseason

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I think part of this might be having 5!!!! sporting directors, they are going to do lots of shit because they have loads of guys. PE taking over, stripping assets, hiring way too many people for senior exec positions and then micromanaging everything and doing too much at the expense of operations 👀

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

yeh, and one of the first things data people learnt was that there's very few genuine Fuckups Georg in that level of football, and they've managed to sign all of them

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

it's like the only somewhat data driven thing they've done, most of the signings have been insane agent-driven vibes shit, but they've also managed to miss on the data driven stuff

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

deeply funny thing with Chelsea at the moment, the sporting directors have occasionally targeted players who've got good xg generation but bad raw numbers over 2/3 years to try and catch value on someone's down year, but they've mostly managed to hit on the rare genuine xg-underperformers

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

spurs sign loads of twinks and now all they can do is go down. interesting

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

didnt see the date and was about to @ you in outrage when this came into my inbox

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

greatest crime hipsters committed is making everything fucking sourdough now. ooo the cheaper bread, let's make it seem artisan, ooo it's so fucking tough you have to chew it like rubber. ooo it's so fancy and modern look at my starter. fuck off

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Palmer has been shite for about half a year at least ngl

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

relegation battle richarlison unlocked

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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 14/03/2026

Moyes was the name of the defeated manager who created him. You mean Moyes' Monster.

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

fundamentally inferior to youse I'm afraid

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

what are you doing with crypto coins man

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

re signs for your team in his last season and scores the winning goal off the bench in a cup final

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Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen. Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

i mean the ridiculous thing with the state of the prem at the moment is that if they literally just actually police the rampant bear hugs, holding and body checking in corners, in line with the actual rules, it all goes away

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

this isn't fair, the string of set pieces stemmed from a dive in open play, that's as close as we've actually been to attacking football impacting the game today

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

its so funny that it wasn't given because he handballed whilst wrestling a fella to the ground. no matter now but deeply funny

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

happy to report it's actually fine

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

it's nice to watch champions league games where it's not like this actually

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I loved it when Chelsea did this kind of thing, but now Chelsea have recruited solely from hobbiton, I'm happy to admit it's fucking dire to watch

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I went here and they said they know you really well

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I reckon if my ex employer paid me too much money in the last paycheck that's their own problem, call it an incompetence tax

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

every time I get my fish for the week from the fishmongers they ask if I am hosting a dinner party. I am simply incapable of admitting I just eat fucking loads and I'm running out of excuses

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

the old people also do this. there's a sweet spot between like 25 and 35 where people haven't turned into p hosts for the llm parasite

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

the children at work, the kids, they love the ais lads. they are obsessed with using the ais to do all their work and the ais are wrong a quarter of the time and they don't know when it's wrong

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

think it was like 2008/2009 when football manager shifted to steam and everyone fucking hated it, could no longer just plug your cd in and play. very funny how much has changed in hindsight

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

old enough to remember when everyone hated steam

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

if anything I think it's honorable of the ravens to realize that having mike mac as HC would be unsporting and unfair, and voluntarily not promoting him. frankly very poor form for seattle to not do the same

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I think he probably serves as a zombie until they run a new leadership election? zombie leader for a zombie party running a zombie government for a zombie economy

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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

In a touching tribute to his mentor, Morgan McSweeney has resigned in disgrace.

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

absolutely do not believe the pathetic man behind this is not ideologically invested tho

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

this is fucking enraging man. some of the most talented* minds of our generation dedicating their lives to engagement-maxxing algorithms, which have determined that fascism gets the most clicks. *derogatory www.londoncentric.media/p/london-tik...

londoncentric.media

"Hate brings views": Confessions of a London fake news TikToker

Who are the real people behind the accounts spreading fury about the capital online? And what motivates them?

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Luke @lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I put off watching this because letterboxd told me it was bad, maybe I'll watch it now

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