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Thufir Hawataburger

@lt-jerkface.bsky.social
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Some kind of varmint. He/him

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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
That goes without saying, of course.
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This popped up somewhere recently and I thought of you
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Having trouble reproducing a bird's call? Trill issue.
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Cameron Park Zoo in Waco TX has a new black-footed cat kitten (Felis nigripes). It's exploring grass for the 1st time here. This species is the smallest wild cat in Africa, but with the highest hunting success (~60%). They eat 1/6th their body weight in rodents & birds every night.
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
this is the most millennial dad joke ever conceived
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Behaviores Report: 100% goode !
Orange and white cat, 100% good
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I mentioned gothicumbia yesterday but failed to link to this excellent playlist. I apologize for this musical ommission because it is delightful.
youtube.com
Bocanegra
YouTube video by Sonido Gallo Negro - Topic
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Yes! Bullying works! Keep it up!
WSJ headline that reads

The American Rebellion Against
AI Is Gaining Steam

Booed commencement speakers, blocked data centers, plummeting poll numbers: The fast-growing industry has a faster-growing crisis
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Star Wars lost something when it was no longer made by guys who had a weed man. To the point of sometimes hiring the weed man to play a major character.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Mamdani is going to start an arms race of elected officials actually doing good things for their constituents. It's going to infuriate most Democrats who prefer to tell their voters to fuck off while texting for dollars.
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Mamdani's $50 World Cup ticket lottery fuels feud with N.J.
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani said Thursday that 1,000 tickets costing just $50 will be made available to residents of the city of more than 8 million for the World Cup.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 22/05/2026
These 8 Democrats voted to pass a national ban on trans teachers and mention of LGBTQ topics. Rep Henry Cuellar (TX) Rep. Don Davis (NC) Rep. Cleo Fields (LA) Rep. Laura Gillen (NY) Rep. Vicente González (TX) Rep. Marcy Kaptur (OH) Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA) Rep. Eugene Vindman (VA)
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Cartoon: My muse can be relentless. Enjoy?
cartoon: Ronald McDonald as Dr Frank n furter. Birdie is Magenta, the Hamburglar is Riff Raff and assorted Nuggets are Unconventional Conventioneers
I'm just a sweet Mac-vestite!
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Scott Edelman @scottedelman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Terry Pratchett bears witness at the American Visionary Art Museum.
Photo of the top of a wall which contains the writing:

Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.
— Terry Pratchett

The words appear just over what seems to be a horizontal line with blips showing a heartbeat. The line is blue against a black wall.

Below that are thin slivers of the tops of paintings.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/05/2026
Wonderful evening of baby geese in their full bumbling era. 🪶 🐣
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
You should track down all the Jimmy Hart in Memphis you can find. That man was 10 pounds of wrestling bullshit in a 5 pound bag and it was all amazing.
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
If you remember when this song was absolutely everywhere, time to get your shingles vaccine, player
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Always
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I've kept this image on every phone I've had for the last decade or more just so I could randomly send it to my wife to make her laugh. We often ask if the other is craving our mcnuggars.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
My phone has decided to remind me of this fine art I made.
An all purple notice style sign:

[purple splat mark] REMEMBER

Do NOT crank off Grimace

At least wear gloves. Jeez.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Been way too long since I’ve had tea eggs so I’m making tea eggs. This is the recipe my dad has used since I was a child.
茶葉蛋
TEA EGGS
makes 8
When the gusty cold wind from the North swept across the Great Wall, China's winter was bitingly cold. Evenings came early, and the nights seemed long. I remember that in those wintery nights nobody seemed to have things to do away from home. The little ones were half-asleep while the adults' mah-jongg game went on. We teens, in-between, had little to do.
We did not mind, though, for we were listening, waiting for the voices of the food hawkers of the night. Suddenly, our hearts grew quiet as the bell and the familiar singsong voice drew near. "Tea eggs!" we called. "The egg man is here!" The mah-jongg stopped. Small legs flew out from beds and rushed to the door. Soon the steaming hot eggs disappeared; only the shells and the fragrance remained. The little ones went again to their beds, hoping to stay awake until the cake man arrived. The mah-jongg resumed.
And then we—the not old and not too young-lingered on, waiting for the bamboo click-the noodle man—to come.
PREPARATION OF INGREDIENTS
8 hard-boiled eggs, unshelled
TEA MIXTURE (MIX IN A BOWL)*
4 teaspoons salt
½ teaspoon five-fragrance powder
4 teaspoons tea leaves (any dark-colored tea, such as lychee black or orange pekoe
3 cups hot water
3 tablespoons black soy sauce
1 tablespoon thin soy sauce
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THE CLASSIC CHINESE COOK BOOK
DIRECTIONS FOR COOKING
1. Use a spoon to gently and evenly tap and crack each hard-boiled
egg. Do not peel them!
2. Immerse eggs in tea mixture. Simmer for about 2 hours, adding water from time to time to cover eggs. Turn off heat, and let eggs stay in tea mixture for another couple of hours. During this time, the tea mixture will seep through the tiny cracks in the shell, leaving a delicate design on the eggs. Drain, peel, and serve hot or cold, whole or sliced. Or you may let your guests have the pleasure of peeling their own eggs.
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Joe Lasko 🔞 @joelasko.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The ADV dub of Golden Boy featured Doug Smith as Kentaro. Doug was working in the graphic design department and since dubbing back then was so shoestring budgetwise they let him do some acting. It is now a legendary performance. youtu.be/bHmBSfci0yE?... why do I bring this up? (cont)
youtu.be
Golden Boy - Swimming
YouTube video by chanogi
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 08/05/2026
Oh are we showing off babey legs??? 🪶 🐣
A green heron that's about a week and a half old stretching their wing behind them showing off their long legs which are longer than their body
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If this conversation could result in discipline or a change in material working conditions I respectfully insist on a union steward being present for Rigatoni
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I had the exact same thought.
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there
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Annie :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 08/05/2026
HOW
Bluesky Moderation Team
	
7:57 PM (4 minutes ago)
	
	
to Emma
Thank you for reaching out to appeal the takedown of your account on Bluesky. We have carefully reviewed your case, including the information you provided and the activity that led to the suspension of your account.

After investigating, we have determined that your account activity was in violation of our community guidelines, specifically Trust and Transparency. We take these guidelines seriously to ensure a safe and respectful environment for all our users.

As a result, we regret to inform you that your appeal has been denied, and your account will remain suspended. This decision is final and cannot be reversed. We understand that this may be disappointing news, but we must prioritize the well-being of our community and maintain a consistent enforcement of our policies. We encourage you to review our community guidelines to better understand the expectations we have for user behavior on our platform. Please do not create new accounts, since those will be taken down for ban evasion.

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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I see the ads while I'm at work. They fall into two categories: "I'm a good businessman and I hate the transes (while creepily cutting a banana) and I love trump, vote for me" or "he doesn't love trump, don't vote for him" and that's it.
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The ones in OK are just guys falling over themselves to show how much more they love trump than the other guys.
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🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️‍🌈 @nuclearanthro.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
😻😻😻CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE EARLY EVENING! HOORAY THE SAFE RETURN OF NUTELLA BANANAS WHO HAD BEEN LOST & WANDERING! GOODNESS REMAINS IN THE WORLD!😻😻😻
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Time to clip the teef
Nail clippers on teeth
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
She'll return in a few weeks for the first of probably several stents to keep things flowing.
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
She still needs some procedures to open up her arteries, but she was nearing her breaking point after 15 days in the hospital being poked, prodded, and scanned without any real progress other than "Shit's clogged, yo"
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
An update on @witchybats.bsky.social: She was discharged from the hospital today.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
MFW someone tells me I have big ears
A small, brown and white tabby cat with a flat face and large, slightly droopy eyes sits on a wooden floor, looking directly at the camera. The cat's ears are pointed outward, and its fur appears fluffy, especially around the chest area. A white table leg is visible in the background.
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Y'all, this is how my wife greeted me after work one day. How could I not want to spend the rest of my life with her.
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
15 best movies; don't think about it too hard. Young Frankenstein The Crow Jaws Alien Raiders of the Lost Ark Rosemary's Baby Event Horizon The Thing Aliens Ghostbusters Unforgiven Seven Samurai The Fellowship of the Ring The Two Towers Return of the King
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Gotta show off that Skinny Dick energy.
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I would've been disappointed if you hadn't lol.
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
No, she wouldn't have. Neither would I, for that matter.
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
We both appreciate it.
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Thufir Hawataburger @lt-jerkface.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I think they're better suited for ballast.
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