iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Otoh, without capital punishment, we would never get to say "botched execution."

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Espooky Hispanic Pixie Dreamgirl @bocadelperro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case.

A classical marble statue of Nemesis, the ancjengoddess Greek of vengeance.

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Susie M @wrathofgodherself.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yes, yes, mysteries, proliferating, enormous mysteries, mysteries too big to delve into, frankly..

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Susie M @wrathofgodherself.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Off on your holiday with the family?

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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 26/09/2026

oblique strategies

a sign by a paved path that says “STAY OFF COURSE”

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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Out on the mean streets of NYC: A woman walking down the sidewalk, holding her laptop up to her face as she participated in a zoom call. The local skateboard shop, where youths are always outside blasting music. This time it was a Beethoven symphony (the 8th? Deep cut, bro).

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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Back on my qui vive bullshit.

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Talk about nominative determinism.

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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

She goes, like, “I shot another delivery person today.” I, somewhat puzzled, faintly alarmed, “I’m going to need some clarification of that statement.” She: “Well, you know ICE has been . . .” Ohhhhhhhhh

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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The Cry-genic Chamber

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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A good solve is such a salve to the soul. #GoodSolveBro

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Emma Payne @fedbybirds.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hand painted Victorian taxidermy eyes from the Powell Cotton museum

Round glass dish of glass eyes of different colours

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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 20/09/2026

[screen goes completely white] [screen goes completely black] (sounds of waves) You are watching [screen goes completely white] lighthouse TV

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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Not a dry eye in the house.

An empty pharmacy shelf marked “dry eye.”

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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

After the ball.

A trash can with a sign that says GOWNS.

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Susie M @wrathofgodherself.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

(obligatory aye, aye joke)

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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026

ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I would rather feel your spine than your skull, whoever you are.

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Caitlin Cooper @caitlinmaycooper.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Best plural forms ranked: 1) internal (tours de force, culs-de-sac) 2) ending in -i (magi) 3) is to es (oases) 4) suppletive (people) 5) vowel changes (geese) 6) f to ves (thieves) 7) adding en (oxen) 8) no change (moose) 9) adding es, ies (boxes, babies) 10) adding s

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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I was at the doctor earlier today (head's off at the knee, you see) and the receptionist asks everyone for their last name and date of birth. I swear I heard her asking someone: “Destiny?”

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Colin (2008) @colinwmd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My mate was just looking at a website for an outdoor adventure place in Spain and got it to translate from Catalan and its option to reject cookies is ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS

A menu of 6 options and at the bottom is the obligatory "We use basic cookies. You can read the policy here" but the Dismiss button has translated to "Fuck him"

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Priyanca a11y 🌈 @priyanca.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

For the Victor Frankenstein in your life

Photo of a green sign which reads assembly points and anatomy yard with a right arrow pointing

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stack of scares @stackofbears.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

You can never be "on" a website. You are "on" this beautiful earth. The website is "inside" of you. You "are" the website. I'd appreciate it if you could understand this by our next quarterly check-in

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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 16/01/2025

Whenever I have Qualms I just call Assuagement Boy

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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Thinking of giving myself some more airs and graces.

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Elephant Mastodon @emath.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Girl Dad should be exclusively used to denote a girl who is a dad.

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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I would never attend the US Open. I can only countenance a closed tournament.

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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Dreamed that Mrs. Dudgeon called me “Knuckle Dave.” (I am among the least “Knuckle Dave” type characters you are likely to encounter.) #KnuckleDave

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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 05/07/2023

I wrote “I am alive” on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications

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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Objection, Your Honor! This court is Unseelie!

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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I would never attend the US Open. I can only countenance a closed tournament.

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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Gulf of Unmerica Lake Nontario

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Miss Kimmi Kitty Mama @miss-kimmi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

From the story The Shades of Toffee by Charles F Myers, illustrated by Robert Gibson Jones and published in the June 1950 edition of Fantastic Adventures, a pulp sci-fi magazine.

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Christopher Nolan should remake the Odyssey film; that's the only logical way forward

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

not now theorized dark matter particle

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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I Have Put My Money Where My Mouth Is, and I Must Scream

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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Gulf of Unmerica Lake Nontario

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