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Bryan Marble

@lostmahbles.com
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SaaS founder on a break, aspiring beer-league goalie, hockey dad and tree skier.

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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 02/10/2026
The "THLORPP" sound as it exited the container is a core audio memory.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 30/09/2026
Music, without its connection to the human(s) that made it, is just noise. It is devoid of anything valuable.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 29/09/2026
Clearest indication yet that Apple is cooked. They've completely lost their internal understanding of what makes their products great.
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Christopher Farnsworth @chrisfarnsworth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One more thought: the Democrats need to take advantage of this. It barely seems to be penetrating their messaging right now, but if they don't go in like Gingrich did in '94 with the promise of cleaning house, then the angry people will turn on them so quick and blame them for everything.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 25/09/2026
I would have so much fun funding shit like this if I were a billionaire. Have empathy, drive and an idea to help someone? Here's your check.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 23/09/2026
At some point there's a floor, right? The only way this doesn't keep going down is if he materially changes his approach to the reality and we all know that ain't happening.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 23/09/2026
Dems should publicly come out and say, we are not going to waste our time fighting this, we're focused on the economy. BUT. Here's the exact text of the bill that will be passed Day 1 that removes his name/stink from everything that he touched.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 21/09/2026
It's adorable. Then you watch it again with sound on.
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SOUL ♡ @seductivelysoul.art · 20/09/2026
can we go back in time to when everyone was scared to say re***d pls
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 19/09/2026
I would play this season over and over as ASMR as I work. You know, if juicing viewing metrics is your thing...just saying.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 19/09/2026
In Obamacare 2.0 I want it to be illegal to use a non-public algorithm to make coverage decisions. Can't even imagine the horrendous hard coded rules these companies are using. Someone wrote that code, and if I'm going to die because of its output, I should have the right to audit it.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 15/09/2026
In this vein. I saw this abomination at a gas station and was compelled to try it, if for no other reason than to understand the depths of human depravity that would conjure it.
An image of Zero Sugar Mountain Dew Trolli Mango Pineapple Punch.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 09/09/2026
I resent Stefany Shaheen for making me vote defensively against her instead of for Carleigh Beriont. Nepo-baby entitled bullshit.
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This stuff is honestly way more damaging to the party’s brand than some twitch streamer
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton covers Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 25/08/2026
Never been one to buy a jersey, but getting one with 00 would be pretty sick.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 20/08/2026
That intersection in Manchester, NH is awful. If you're not pressing the button, you're gonna be dodging cars and causing accidents. Though given his background, maybe we should let Darwinism take its course.
Leonardo DeCaprio drinking a beer and recognizing something.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 18/08/2026
Seems reminiscent of the reaction to being called weird. Like they have an innate sense that this is a vulnerability.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 15/08/2026
Anyone else go on summer vacation the only souvenir you but is a pair of skates? Just me?
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
With “strong disapprove” polling over half, it’s time for respectable public opinion research organizations to start asking “should Trump go to jail in 2029”
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 10/08/2026
Dude has 5 kids. How many pediatrician appointments do you think he's been to. Over under at 0.5.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 10/08/2026
This isn't the healthy "we do things more efficiently so we can lower the price" market competition. It's a game of chicken, the winner just hopes to survive on debt long enough to be the last one standing, then jack the rates. See Uber/Lyft v taxis.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 10/08/2026
Reaching point where codebase is growing faster than I can codify its structures in long term memory.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 10/08/2026
100% The cost of writing code was a load bearing pillar that provided time for feedback and "is this worth it?" questions. Hard to fight the urge to "just build what they asked for" and end up with accolades for producing Homer-mobile-ass software.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 01/08/2026
Quickest way to get a little extra "attention" going through customs. Like reverse Global Entry.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 01/08/2026
Is there anyone polling public sentiment for holding administration officials accountable for crimes while in office? We need ammo when all of the centrist Dems start talking about bringing the country together. @gelliottmorris.com ?
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 27/07/2026
This is exactly how I feel. I can build more stuff faster, but it's joyless. I've specifically oriented my career toward being a front-line code and architecture specialist and AI has turned me into a chat babysitter. Still navigating what that means.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 27/07/2026
Btw DHH and Tobi going full fash, it really takes the fun out of being a Rails dev. I love the framework, but damn those guys are insufferable pricks.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 22/07/2026
Symptoms of cocaine use include dilated pupils and excessive blinking.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 21/07/2026
Can't wait to hear all of the quietly (or not so quietly) MAGA hockey parents complain when they have to drop $500 on Johnny's new stick.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 21/07/2026
Can you imagine if they used this kind of bureaucratic creativity to make people's lives better instead of being the worst fucking people on earth?
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 20/07/2026
These are fucking children. There is no hell too hot for these assholes.
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Athul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 14/07/2026
I really don’t think anyone has priced in how much appetite there is on our side for a politics of pure revenge, justice dispensed in wholesale rather than at retail
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 09/07/2026
If you actually plan to withdraw, what possible personal benefit is there to waiting until Monday? He's not dropping out.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 07/07/2026
Feel like I must've done something right with my feed, but I haven't seen a single post supporting Platner, but a lot of posts talking about folks still supporting him. That seems....odd.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 07/07/2026
If I had a nickel for every time the Dem establishment pushed for an octogenarian candidate resulting in an embarrassing post-primary drop out.... I'd have two nickels, but it's crazy that it happened twice... * This is not to say Platner himself isn't the bigger fuckup.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 03/07/2026
I mean that'd be a hell of an OH senate candidate.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Also I….. I don’t know if I’m allowed to say this so feel free to bully me into deleting it but if your kid is intimidated by the real or completely imaginary trans kid trying to play their sport, maybe they suck at it and weren’t gonna go far anyway
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 30/06/2026
The Dems need to promise to form an entire agency of prosecutors to punish every. single. one. of these grifts. I don't care if the dude ends up with hundreds of convictions and tens of lifetimes in prison sentences. I don't care if we have to prosecute his estate posthumously. Every. Single. One.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
even if it was good policy, this shit is completely ancillary to the goal of actually limiting the power of big tech. Elon Musk has a trillion dollars and is trying to start a global race war, your response to that can’t be “kids should be on their phones less”
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
holy shit bsky has a water sealant expert that predicted the reflecting pool failure mode perfectly
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 22/06/2026
NHL needs a tax parity plan. All salaries in non-tax states carry an 8% fee to a league pool and commensurate increase in cap hit.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 22/06/2026
It's because he's lying. This is not a mystery.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Bruh.
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 18/06/2026
This is how to make AI useful in the workplace. That said, the only work output I can think of that lends itself to deterministic checks is coding. The idea of using it in say, a legal context, is horrifying to me, having seen what it produces in a more controllable environment.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
it's remarkable how like, you can visibly notice how people who still use X regularly are either getting dragged to the right (if on the centre-left or centre) or just getting more toxic in general
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 17/06/2026
In an accidental act of good parenting, I've somehow instilled in my kids that AI is the antithesis of education. Their job in school is not to learn facts, but to learn how to learn. They take pride in knowing their work is their own. If they learn nothing else, I consider that a minor success.
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