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Lorna

@lornavazz.bsky.social
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Opossums, crab rangoons, air conditioning. These are a few of my favorite things.

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Lorna @lornavazz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"It is not dinner time yet," I impatiently scold my crying cat as I get my own snack and drink from the kitchen. "This is some bullshit," she replies back.
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Lorna @lornavazz.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
UVA should just change its mascot to a dog if it keeps planning to roll over
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
This 👏 isn’t 👏 normal 👏
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Lorna @lornavazz.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
@coachfinstock.bsky.social time to pull out your alien enemies act post again 🙃 www.cnn.com/2025/04/07/p...
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Supreme Court allows Trump to enforce Alien Enemies Act for rapid deportations for now | CNN Politics
The Supreme Court on Monday allowed President Donald Trump to enforce the Alien Enemies Act for now, handing the White House a significant victory that will let immigration officials rely on a sweepin...
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
We solved acid rain so successfully that it has become a talking point used to oppose solving environmental issues, it's maddening
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Lorna @lornavazz.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Three images of a Canadian goose, captioned "he attacc. He attacc. But most importantly...he attacc."
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Lorna @lornavazz.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Rick Astley covering "Pink Pony Club" might be the only thing that gets me through today. youtu.be/2vF26QG9he4?...
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Pink Pony Club (Chappell Roan Cover)
YouTube video by Rick Astley
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Lorna @lornavazz.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I'm so stressed by the state of the country that I'm learning calculus for fun to take my mind off it.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I don't think The Nazi Salute Guy was making a "big mistake" when he implied everybody with the last name "Eisen" is part of an evil shadowy criminal cabal!
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
french people do it right. they get pissed and general strike like once a year in a calm year. you make one wrong move and there goes all your transportation
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/02/2025
Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions theonion.com/historians-p...
Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I think people disliked your article because its core argument is asinine! We're not upset about the mechanism by which Trump renamed the Gulf of Mexico,we're upset because it is unilateral, absurd & racist. Authoritarians often use legal means for nefarious ends, we all know this. Why don't you?
no, this is not a serious document. Is it an illegitimate one? A federal law passed in 1890 and updated in 1947 empowers the U.S. Board on Geographic Names to “standardize” how the federal government refers to places. The board answers to the secretary of the interior, who answers to the president. That’s the same legal authority under which the Obama administration changed the name “Mt. McKinley” to “Denali.”
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
i currently hold 7 grudges and i’m ok taking blood pressure pills that’s how much i hold grudges
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
oh cool eric adams shares an attorney with elon musk, this story is just layers of fun
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
at last a perfect football team
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
vaxxed??
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 09/02/2025
Like, if the refs aren’t going to call this, why have rules at all.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
If you needed any proof that caping for Trump won't save you, Politico is owned by a German dude who prayed for Trump's return. And still had to write this shit. Lmao.
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Politico Owner Asked Execs to Pray for Trump's Reelection: Report
Mathias Döpfner has long been accused of infusing the publications in Axel Springer’s docket with right-wing politics
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Lorna @lornavazz.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
@coachfinstock.bsky.social What's your brother think about this? Google offers ‘voluntary exit’ to all US platforms and devices employees | The Verge search.app/W641fDyhUEZw...
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Google offers “voluntary exit” to all US platforms and devices employees
This could be a precursor to wider layoffs.
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Lorna @lornavazz.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Do everything you reasonably can to build up Fuck You Money that will allow you to walk away from shitty situations and jobs.
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Lorna @lornavazz.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
It's almost not even fun anymore to give my Dallas fan friend mega-shit for his team. Almost.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
RATM with brass instruments??? I’ve never been more in.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Yup. It works.
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Scott Jennings says Musk’s salute wasn’t a Sieg Heil – but refuses to mimic gesture
Former GOP stretegist Scott Jennings says Musk critics are suffering from ‘Elon Derangement Syndrome’
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Idk her
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
this is severe, untreatable, terminal lawyer brain. so many legal academics act like the constitution is not a vessel intended to secure actual human rights and dignity, but a mere matter of intellectual curiosity, meant to be batted around like a cat with a toy
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Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Hope this encourages folks to think harder about Altman’s proclamations about AGI. He is now saying fusion, arguably the world’s most famous perennially ‘just a few years away’ technology, will save us from the massive energy demand of creating AGI, which, he says, is just a few years away.
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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Pray for business school students who have papers due today.
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Lorna @lornavazz.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Good news, everyone. The wind chill here finally doesn't start with a negative. I am so cold.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
This ad brought to you by FanDuel use the code CRIPPLINGADDICTION for an extra $1000 in matched funds when you sign up
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Lorna @lornavazz.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
.... I'm gonna throw some more money at some of the orgs on the independent media list and I think y'all should consider that too bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
i'm so motivated by the difference between the group reaction to anita bryant's death vs david lynch's. the difference between someone who was technically an artist whose art was forgotten because her hatred consumed it, vs an artist who will be forever remembered for what he loved
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
This is one of the most beautiful pieces of art ever and it acts as a litmus test for if you have joy in your soul or not.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
This is a beautiful tribute.
kyle_maclachlan Forty-two years ago, for reasons beyond my comprehension, David Lynch plucked me out of obscurity to star in his first and last big budget movie. He clearly saw something in me that even I didn't recognize. I owe my entire career, and life really, to his vision.
What I saw in him was an enigmatic and intuitive man with a creative ocean bursting forth inside of him. He was in touch with something the rest of us wish we could get to.
Our friendship blossomed on Blue Velvet and then Twin Peaks and I always found him to be the most authentically alive person I'd ever met.
David was in tune with the universe and his own imagination on a level that seemed to be the best version of human. He was not interested in answers because he understood that questions are the drive that make us who we are. They are our breath.
While the world has lost a remarkable artist, l've lost a dear friend who imagined a future for me and allowed me to travel in worlds I could never have conceived on my own.
I can see him now, standing up to greet me in his backyard, with a warm smile and big hug and that Great Plains honk of a voice. We'd talk coffee, the joy of the unexpected, the beauty of the world, and laugh.
His love for me and mine for him came out of the cosmic fate of two people who saw the best things about themselves in each other.
I will miss him more than the limits of my language can tell and my heart can bear. My world is that much fuller because I knew him and that much emptier now that he's gone.
David, I remain forever changed, and forever your Kale. Thank you for everything.
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 17/01/2025
Clean indoor air through improved filtration and ventilation is the only viable way forward. Flu, covid, RSV, pollen, wildfire smoke – we must take a systemic approach to these health threats
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bjørnebær @lilbjornebaer.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
he has no idea what is going on and i’m so proud of him for it
A black cat stares off into the distance, his little man cheeks fluffed and full.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
theyre not going to stop until they destroy women’s sports because they hate women’s sports. it has nothing to do with protecting women and girls
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
The Chiefs made their first mistake by scheduling this game at the only time the Texans actually show up in the playoffs: Saturday at 3:30 CT.
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Lorna @lornavazz.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I can't believe how much of adulthood is just having the "we have food at home" conversation with yourself over and over
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Lorna @lornavazz.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Every so often I remember that we've lost both Andre Braugher and Lance Reddick (in the same year!!) and have to go stare at a blank wall for 10 minutes
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
LAC 12 - 32 HOU Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1091st unique final score in NFL history.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Ian Eagle, Charles Davis, and Evan Washburn got slimed on the Chargers-Texas CBS broadcast. Eagle: "Evan Washburn... He actually uses that as extra gel for his hair. It just works in with his European product." 🏈 📺🎙️😂 #NFL
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Lorna @lornavazz.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
@riversmccown.bsky.social so are you going to watch the CBS or the SpongeBob version of the Texans game today?
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Lorna @lornavazz.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I highly recommend following artists. Mostly to see cool art and not fall prey to the increasing deadening of your soul in a capitalist hellscape, but there's also bonus unhinged reference photos. Win-win!
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
we must remember anita bryant as she lived
four grainy, desaturated old video stills, first a conservatively styled woman with red hair smiling at the camera, second a hand reaching into the frame to slam a pie in her face, third a man holding his hands up looking grim, fourth the woman again with her head in her hands, full of pie
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Lorna @lornavazz.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Oof
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RedDirtSport @reddirtsport.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Societies ultimate collapse is because Zuck was mad horny in college and now is too scared to tell conservatives that Hitler was actually bad.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 04/01/2025
twitch fortnite streamer called ConnorEatsPants vs Richest Guy Alive is maybe not the frost/nixon we wanted but maybe it's the frost/nixon we deserve
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Lorna @lornavazz.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Hey chat, is it good when your electric company texts you to let you know they're already prepping for power outages from the ice that's not even on radar yet? Cuz it doesn't feel good
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