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Ghostopher Sheet @lordshark.bsky.social · 4h
Nothing but respect for MY Digger.
Picture of DC villain Captain Boomerang (aka Digger Harkness) in his '70s outfit, a blue tunic printed with boomerang shapes, black and blue tights and boots, and a long white scarf.
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Ghostopher Sheet @lordshark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm in the DC suburbs watching the Eagles-Rams game. Why am I getting ads for Ken Fucking Paxton?
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey, Americans! Here’s a dark, ominous black-and-white advertisement showing your wildly unpopular president slowly waking along a hallway while scowling at you. It says nothing about the problems you’re facing. And you paid for the ad! Please definitely go vote Republican. You’re welcome!!
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Brian Beutler @brianbeutler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wild. This should create a Streisand effect, which Dem ranking members can enhance by sending the companies document preservation demands. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Ghostopher Sheet @lordshark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Begin every answer with "As it is written in the sacred scriptures..."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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bluthundrbmb.bsky.social @bluthundrbmb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If Will Ospreay or whomever else in AEW no sold a Canadian Destroyer to hit a fighting spirit Hidden Blade there would be riots in the streets from fed fans who call it "no selling indie bullshit" yet when Roman Reigns no sells a canadian destroyer to hit a spear they eat it up LOL. #wweRAW
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Ghostopher Sheet @lordshark.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Favorite movie that came out when I was 20
Still from "Miller's Crossing," with Albert Finney in shirtsleeves and suspenders at front and a crowd of men in fedoras behind him
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Honestly heartbroken and shocked -- I'm sorry if you're hearing it from me the Parton family just announced Dolly Parton's passing. No I'm not making this up, but I am an extremely hot mess. www.instagram.com/reels/DceNXg...
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Dolly Parton on Instagram: "A message from the family of Dolly Parton."
38K likes, 3,435 comments - dollyparton on August 25, 2026: "A message from the family of Dolly Parton.".
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Ghostopher Sheet @lordshark.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Name a band using only emojis. 💡🎻🎺🪈🎷🥁🪗
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Ghostopher Sheet @lordshark.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yo, I'm bacterial meningitis.
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shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“You can’t even go to the mall no more without a parent. You can’t go to the movies no more — they’re asking for a parent and stuff like that,” said Ahmir Peterson, 16, a student at Kenwood Academy High School. “There used to be teen jobs, but those jobs are taken by adults.”
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Chicago teens on ‘takeovers,’ curfews, and lost community spaces — Investigative Project on Race and Equity
A summer of viral Chicago gatherings, arrests and City Council debate has renewed old questions about race, public space and who gets to be young in public.
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Daniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Props to the reporter who used "weird" to describe the whole thing and then brought the receipts to justify that word choice. www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2026/...
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Patriot Games open with dodgeball, lots of MAGA caps and even more questions
The youth contest for $250,000 — part of the White House's Freedom 250 festivities — featured over 120 competitors drawn from a murky selection process.
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Lawyers, Guns and Money @lawgunsmoney.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Decadence and “late rentier capitalism”
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Decadence and "late rentier capitalism" - Lawyers, Guns & Money
Several commenters have flagged an interesting essay by a British (?) writer, Henry Fudge, entitled “Degeneracy is a Symptom.” I know nothing of the author’s politics, but his account of what The Problem now is across the developed world has a sort of marxisant flavor, in that it insists — no doubt correctly — that […]
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Ghostopher Sheet @lordshark.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? A piece from a game that you no longer own.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 04/08/2026
Read it here if you haven't yet. Today is the very best day of all days to read it for the first time. short-stories.co/@raybradbury...
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There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury
The voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and…
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 03/08/2026
boy a whole bunch of classic American Dipshits in this story heated.world/p/the-influe...
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The influencer teaching millions to fear solar
Alexandra Fasulo says she’s protecting farms and wildlife. How much of her rhetoric is actually true?
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H.D. Gregg @hdgregg.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Americans who apply for a passport by mail, online, at a post office or at a U.S. Embassy or Consulate abroad will not receive a defaced passport, the State Department said. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/31/t...
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State Dept. to Release 250,000 More Trump Passports With His Portrait
An additional 250,000 commemorative passports, featuring a portrait of President Trump and intended to honor the nation’s 250th anniversary, will be available at in-person events.
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Ghostopher Sheet @lordshark.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Is there another kind?
Photo showing box of Aldi "Crystal Clear Frozen Ice Cubes," with a small glass holding a large ice cube.
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Ghostopher Sheet @lordshark.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I haven't gotten out of Erich Von Stroheim's adaptation of the Odyssey yet. Please send help.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This story is crazy. It would appear Trump admin officials rigged their nationally televised high school civics contest to keep a young man from a Sikh family out of the finalists. www.notus.org/national/ame...
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Suspicion and Doubt at the National Civics Contest
America’s finest young scholars competed to mark their country's birthday. It led to a disputed finish in the age of mistrust.
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Ghostopher Sheet @lordshark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"Verify your age" I wrote my name on the checkout cards for school library books. For the public library, though, I had a paper card with a metal clip, and the librarian would put it in the machine and pull the lever to stamp the checkout card.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026
Cyclosporiasis Outbreak Linked To Ancient Evil Corrupting The 7 Sacred Diarrhea Crystals theonion.com/cyclosporiasis-outbrea…
Cyclosporiasis Outbreak Linked To Ancient Evil Corrupting The 7 Sacred Diarrhea Crystals
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Ghostopher Sheet @lordshark.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Five living writers that you've read five books by, each. Michael Moorcock Richard Osman Catherynne M. Valente Salman Rushdie Lois McMaster Bujold
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
When you see online trolls celebrating Trump or defending crimes by the police or ICE, 9 out of 10 times that’s not an actual human, that’s your tax money weaponized against you.
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Martha Hickson @sassylibrarian.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hey, Utah teens, if you enjoyed the films Shawshank Redemption and Stand By Me, you’re out of luck. The state won’t let you read the Stephen King novellas on which the movies are based. This concludes today’s lesson on fascism.
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Utah Bans Its 36th Book From All Public Schools
Utah has banned more books from public schools in 2026 than any other year, and this week, they added their 36th title.
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
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Chad Topaz Queer DEI Race Traitor @chadtopaz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Did you hear about the DC July 4 fireworks show? It promises 850,000 fireworks in 40 minutes. That's 354 per second. You'll miss up to 142 of them every time you blink. For your edutainment, I proudly present the nerdiest thing you will read about this dangerously absurd / absurdly dangerous event.
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Three Hundred Fifty-Four Fireworks per Second — Chad M. Topaz
Organizers promise 850,000 fireworks in roughly 40 minutes over the National Mall this Saturday. I did what a mathematician does with a big number: I divided. It did not make the show look better.
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Ghostopher Sheet @lordshark.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
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Ghostopher Sheet @lordshark.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You've supplied your last air. You've dogged your last three nights.
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Ghostopher Sheet @lordshark.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Post a cartoon you remember that nobody else does
Logo of 1992 cartoon Fish Police, with various characters arranged around it
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charliesurfs.bsky.social @charliesurfs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Buttons (Ashley) 🏴‍☠️#OFMDForLife🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈🤡 @sevensugars.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19
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Ghostopher Sheet @lordshark.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
Peter Boyle in a tuxedo standing in front of an American flag, from the short-lived ABC cop show "Joe Bash."
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Breaking News: the algae has agreed to accept $300 billion to consider vacating the reflecting pool
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Not political
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aliii✨✨ @gigixmelo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Also don’t invest in Space X… Per ig: @/your.richbff
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Liz Dye @lizdye.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Washington Nat'l Opera sues the Kennedy Center alleging that the Center STOLE the opera's endowment. WNO had a longterm agreement where KC ran the opera's development back office, and in 2025 KC just ... stopped doing it and seized the funds. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
49. On January 8, the Kennedy Center’s Chief Financial Officer sent an email to
WNO’s General Director and Board President asserting for the first time and, contrary to the terms
of the 2024 Agreement, that the funds in the WNO BSRF belonged to the Kennedy Center. In
addition, the CFO disclosed that the Kennedy Center had used those funds—funds that the 2024
Agreement expressly required to be held for the long-term benefit of WNO—to collateralize the
Kennedy Center’s own line of credit.
50. The next day, on January 9, 2026, the WNO Board voted to terminate the 2024
Agreement. WNO’s Board President and Board Chair immediately notified the Kennedy Center
of that decision in a letter to Mr. Grenell and requested that the parties begin unwinding the
affiliation.
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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I don't know why Trump is a Knicks fan. The Spurs are what kept him out of 'Nam.
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Rocky Mountain Mike @rockymntnmike.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The Onion didn't fuck around with this one, wow
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug - The MAGAs swoon over their ideal of masculinity - Brought to you by the proud and mighty INNER HIVE, including long-time member goldy and new member Mr. Tea. Join us at patreon.com/rubenbolling/membership - READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.
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Ghostopher Sheet @lordshark.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Hey, @mta.info , whose bright idea was it to lock the gates at Mets-Willets Point when 14,000 people were trying to leave Armstrong Stadium? #AEWDoN
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NBC4 Washington @nbcwashington.com · 16/05/2026
An Asian American Maryland state delegate says he felt blindsided and saddened after two of his colleagues posted a video mocking his accent and accusing him of being a Chinese spy.
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Maryland delegates mock colleague's accent, accuse him of spying for China
An Asian American Maryland state delegate says he felt blindsided and saddened after two of his colleagues posted a video mocking his accent and accusing him of being a Chinese spy. Maryland delegates...
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends at a table in a bar. One of them says, “here we go.” Panel 2: He continues, “Derek is doing his pickup routine again.” Derek is person-sized anole lizard in a brown leather jacket. He’s at the bar, drink in hand, extending his dulap (the red, retractable piece of flesh under a lizards neck) at a woman sitting next to him. Panel 3: the two friends at the table are dumbfounded to see Derek successfully attracted this woman, and they are leaving the bar together.
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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Raising the Flag Follow my work and writing on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com
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Ghostopher Sheet @lordshark.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Approximately five women authors I have read more than one book by: Dorothy L. Sayers Doris Lessing Joy Chant Patricia McKillip Mary Robinette Kowal Tanith Lee Sarah Caudwell Claire North
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Not in the mood
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is talking to a girl. He motions off panel and says, “oh, hey— have you met Penguin Pimp?” Panel 2: Penguin Pimp, an emperor penguin wearing a leopard-print fedora, gold jewelry, and green pinstripe zoot suit, shakes the girl’s hand, tips his hat and says, “ICE to meet you.” The girl remains silent and doesn’t immediately react at all. Panel 3: Penguin Pimp awkwardly smiles and says “that usually gets a laugh.” The girl holds her head, seemingly exasperated, and says, “sorry. I just worked a 14-hour shift.”
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