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Evil But Necessary

@lookingforhenchmen.bsky.social
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Giving the people what they want starting this November. Call me whatever you like, just don't call me "good." Starting my Supervillain journey since everyone apparently loves evil so much

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ElikemPele @elikempele.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
be at peace with yourself
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Nancy Keeper of All Information (per my kids) 🫘 #Leguminati @nancykeeper.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Evil But Necessary @lookingforhenchmen.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I think the funniest thing in regards to being evil is realizing that the old adage is right. I get away with a lot more when the people in my proximity look at me and see what they want to see. I don't have to do anything for that; They do it all on their own
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Robert Garcia @robertgarcia.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Trans rights are human rights.
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Heather-jane @igotbigbooks.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I don't know who needs to hear this, everyone I think, but if you send a PDF to your kindle and put 'convert' as the subject it will change it to epub format for you, you're welcome (I posted this on the other place and was surprised by how many people it helped so thought I'd do it here too.)
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 15/11/2024
Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
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Hubert @kwesihubert.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It took Google AI less than a few months to be sick and tired of human bs.
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Evil But Necessary @lookingforhenchmen.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I ended up a Follow list for everyone who is apparently christian Help.
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God @thegodshow.com · 15/11/2024
Blessed are the satirical, for they shall inherit Infowars.
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kaiyo🧧🐾 @ohaiyokaiyo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
my craving for chicken tenders never goes away
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Evil But Necessary @lookingforhenchmen.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Update: If I knew that all I had to do was whine about the Illuminati, I would have done it earlier. I do love using all tools at my disposal
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
so sick and tired of seeing the best people in video games rewarded for incredible work by having their institutions dismantled by nosepicking failsons and working themselves too hard/deferring care until they pay for it with their health. same goes for animation.
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Evil But Necessary @lookingforhenchmen.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Obviously, I'm going to be looking for a mirror
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Evil But Necessary @lookingforhenchmen.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Where the hell is my invitation? The dark side is all the same. It doesn't want to play with the people on its team
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 15/11/2024
it’s been too long since an orca has killed a billionaire.
An orca sticking its head out of the water with its mouth open showing its teeth
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Evil But Necessary @lookingforhenchmen.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Be crime. Do gays.
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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I'm throwing an edging party. You can't come.
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hey @scamrisky.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
time to be insufferable on a new platform
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spooky glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I always advise a burning vengeance
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
youre too late mister bond i played with all the dogs and petted them a lot and when you try to play with them theyll be too tired to want to do anything
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Adopt a cat.
A raccoon head sticking out from under the dock
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Evil But Necessary @lookingforhenchmen.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Obviously, Nietzsche is on my reading list, but I really think what a bitch should be reading is Sun Tzu because he is Daddy
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GaljaM @galjam.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
“Do not repeat the tactics which have gained you one victory, but let your methods be regulated by the infinite variety of circumstances.” ― Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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Loogi 🦆 @theluigiguy.live · 12/11/2024
chat is this real
YouTube comment that reads:

"FLANK THEM AND SPANK THEM" - Sun Tzu, Art of War

The comment has 262 likes and 2 replies.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
“If you are able, stealthily approach your enemy and tie his shoes together. In this way you may achieve both victory and mirth.” - Sun Tzu, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘳𝘵 𝘖𝘧 𝘞𝘢𝘳
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Evil But Necessary @lookingforhenchmen.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
My demons this. Your demons that. What I want to know is how the hell you guys are summoning demons in the first place because none of my attempts have ever worked. It's like they're emotionally unavailable or something
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@khcaliforniagirl @khcaliforniagirl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Guess who had his empire auctioned off today? Brings new meaning to "The Truth Hurts".
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 13/11/2024
Just opened a calzone restaurant. Used to have a pizza restaurant, but it folded.
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Evil But Necessary @lookingforhenchmen.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Can I please just have a buff body from drinking Hard Lemonade and eating pizza? Why did the Athletic Body Gene pass over me??
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Say My Name @saymyname21.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Funny meme: you're not the fuckface whisperer
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
your handle will always be valid to me...
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Evil But Necessary @lookingforhenchmen.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Tame them so you can sic them on others
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John Paul @johnpaulhi.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Giving out free samples of my attitude today.
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DAPPER DON DHARSHI @dapperdondharshi.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Zorro and Bandit are ready to fight crime
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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Ok hear me out ....A smoke detector that turns off when you scream "I'm only cooking "
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Marquis The Honey Bear @marquis.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Is their handle….. *makes wrist limp*…. Invalid?
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
take up space
Two panel comic. Top: two fish in a bowl, red fish is saying to brown fish “I call the shots around here, got it?” Bottom: brown fish is revealed to be a puffer fish, and has puffed up and is filling most of the bowl, pushing red fish off to the edge.
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Evil But Necessary @lookingforhenchmen.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I don't have a man I can use as a mouthpiece to take control of my extended family unit, so my ass is staying home
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
‘No, Secretary Kennedy, cocaine and bear meat will not be part of the school lunch program…I don’t care who your uncle was, Sir…’
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@QQuiabo @quiabo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I have a question for you all! are you suffering from WELTSCHMERZ? Weltschmerz: A German word capturing the melancholy and disillusionment that comes from seeing the world's suffering and feeling powerless to change it. It's a sense of world-weariness and a longing for something more...
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Evil But Necessary @lookingforhenchmen.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
But then they get mad about the swers and porn bots there???
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Imara Jones @imarajones.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Everyone is about to find out what “burn it all down” looks like.
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🌸Meat-Seeking Missile☄️ @seiwot.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
everyone says they're a monster fucker but where are all the monster romancers? bro's got eyes where they don't belong and extra arms, have you tried handing them a controller or putting on a cheesy b-movie? do you even know what their favorite food is? like yeah, your soul is tasty but so are tacos
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but as we brace for whatever is coming next, remember to secure your oxygen mask first.
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Leigh Jarrett | MM+ Romance Author @leighjarrett.com · 14/11/2024
Writers should NOT feel guilty about: - Skipping a day of writing. - Not having a perfect first draft. - Partaking in sinister, arcane rituals for inspiration. - Working at their own pace. - Enlisting demons and/or helpful spirits to aid them with editing. #writingcommunity
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Evil But Necessary @lookingforhenchmen.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
As a Climate Apocalypse, myself, I hope it matches the color I plan to dye my hair
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