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Cortland Coffey

@cortland.me
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soft bi boi | he/him | pfp by Spooky.Unicorns on IG & threads. @thepursuinglife.bsky.social 's co-host on @thereafterpod

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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 01/09/2026
it’s a good day to hunt the jaguar shark
Selfie of Cortland in red beanie Selfie of Cortland in red beanie smiling
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 19/08/2026
Good morning. Halfway to the weekend. Letting gratitude set the vibe this morning. Life passes in the blink of a cosmic eye. Practicing joy in each moment of awareness. ❤️
Selfie of Cortland taking a walk outside smiling and laughing Selfie of Cortland. Rays of sunshine bleed across the photo from the sunrise behind him.
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 15/11/2024
it’s been too long since an orca has killed a billionaire.
An orca sticking its head out of the water with its mouth open showing its teeth
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 18/08/2026
logging back in
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 18/08/2026
When I hear anyone say, “well, I asked chatGPT and…”
Marcello Hernández appearing on a late night show, making a disgusted face while looking at something being handed to him
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 07/05/2026
i thought it was thursday all day yesterday.. so of course i woke up thinking it was friday.. but sadly it isn’t 😭
Selfie of cortland in his office wearing a yellow beanie and a shirt that says holy fool.
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 06/05/2026
new pfp is by Spooky.Unicorns over on IG & threads. it makes me so happy! please go check out her art and follow if you’re on those platforms.
Cartoon doodle I’ve cortland done by Spooky.Unicorns on IG & threads.
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Meghan | The Pursuing Life @meghankcrozier.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
No deconstruction tomorrow in Clubhouse with @cortland.me and me .. I’m traveling in Texas for work and with the time change I’ll be working then! ✨
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 20/04/2026
About to sit in the sauna, then watch this tape I snagged today. Anyone seen it?
VHS tape cover for a movie called loaded. Seven Friends Are Getting Away For The Weekend.
And One Is Getting Away With Murder.
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 31/03/2026
i haven’t been super active on bsky for a long time but just heard @davatron5000.bsky.social & @chriscoyier.net shout out @pfrazee.com & @jcsalterego.bsky.social on this episode and it made me really nostalgic for the early days of skeets.
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Meghan | The Pursuing Life @meghankcrozier.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Clubhouse is ON tomorrow if you want to join @cortland.me and myself for Deconstruction Coffee Hour at 6am PST and other times in other time zones.
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 18/03/2026
Morning! It’s been so lovely to be here and see so many cute faces I haven’t seen for a while!
Selfie of cortland standing at his desk in a blue and white plaid button up, grey beanie, and bright orange shoes.
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 18/03/2026
One of the things that has been bringing me a lot of joy lately is my new listening set up. It’s still a work in progress but I love how it’s coming together! Going to be staining the console soon & I’ve got my eye out for some vintage speakers to match the 70s Yamaha receiver and Sansui turntable
My current vinyl listening set up featuring a wood mid century modern console holding a vintage audio set up.
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 18/03/2026
Being offline has not left me less overwhelmed. Sure I’ve been less triggered and stimulated by feeds that beg for my constant attention. But it turns out that life is just overwhelming no matter what. Doing my best to intentionally find and cultivate joy in each moment of each day.
Selfie of cortland sitting on his couch with a lamp and rotary phone on the side table beside him.
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 04/11/2025
all caps ready
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brosaleigh @brosaleigh.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
M&G is one of my favorite places to read about music. There is so much care and dedication, always. Thank you for having me!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 31/10/2025
happy spooky day 👻🧙‍♀️🕸️
Selfie of cortland in a black witches hat, black T-shirt and black long cardigan sweater. Selfie of cortland in a black witches hat, black T-shirt and black long cardigan sweater.
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 07/10/2025
Hey everyone! Once again @thepursuinglife.bsky.social and I are having to skip the deconstruction coffee hour clubhouse hang today. Sorry for the late notice but we’ll try to be back next week for a good convo with y’all! Hope you are all hanging in there this week 🫶
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Meghan | The Pursuing Life @meghankcrozier.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
What an amazing group! Not everyone is on BlueSky but I’ll do my best to tag ✨ @justingentry.bsky.social @toriglass.bsky.social @thebugbeardispatch.bsky.social @bv-pdx.bsky.social @rsokamoto.bsky.social @roscoejones.bsky.social @cortland.me @thesnarkygent.bsky.social
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 27/09/2025
portland, i am in you
Cortland’s feet on the pdx airport carpet
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 25/09/2025
good morning. get some steps and take some breaths. it’s gonna be ok.
Selfie of cortland in white and black plaid flannel, outside in front of blue sky.Selfie of cortland in white and black plaid flannel, outside in front of blue sky.
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𝙾𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚊 @highnessophelia.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
pssst.. there's still time
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 24/09/2025
the world is chaos, i currently have zero active casual spicy connections, virtually zero bandwidth to cultivate any new ones, and yet I’m feeling menacing levels of frisky. 🤦😭🤦😭🤦 halppp
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 24/09/2025
I’ve had zero bandwidth for crushes or flirtation in my life this last year and while I have no idea when I will again, I know that I will eventually and I look forward to it with mischievous delight.
Selfie of cortland sitting in bed with a grey headboard behind him. Selfie of cortland sitting in bed with a grey headboard behind him. He’s smiling and the photo is black and white.
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Meghan | The Pursuing Life @meghankcrozier.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Sorry folx, we have to cancel clubhouse again tomorrow. I’m in Idaho this time.. different time zone but spotty service on the way to my job! Hopefully @cortland.me and I will be back next week!! ✨
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Blake Chastain @brchastain.social · 11/06/2025
it's tuesday and that means a new episode with @rsokamoto.bsky.social on Let's Talk About Text, featuring @thepursuinglife.bsky.social & @cortland.me: open.spotify.com/episode/7Mlf...
open.spotify.com
Ep 2: Team Reads-Lots-of-Books-at-Once with Meghan & Cortland
Let's Talk About Text with Scott Okamoto, Blake Chastain & Friends · Episode
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 06/06/2025
hey skyline! it’s been a minute. here’s thirst
Cortland mirror selfie in black boxer briefsCortland mirror selfie in black boxer briefsCortland mirror selfie in black boxer briefsCortland mirror selfie in black boxer briefs
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Mark Britt @markbritt.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Today I watched "Oh, Dorian" video Ben Kweller released today. I had tears running down my face. May his memory be a blessing. youtu.be/fXH-EbA5dOQ?...
youtu.be
Ben Kweller • Oh Dorian (feat. MJ Lenderman) • Official Music Video
YouTube video by benkweller
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 30/05/2025
if you have extra, i’d suggest donating a couple to your local target 🤷
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 28/04/2025
stocking up on my pride merch early this year 🧱 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🧱
A pile of bricks on a white background
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 29/05/2025
There is a direct correlation between my spiraling mental health and how many ads I’m getting for PrEP on my feed
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 28/05/2025
fit check. It’s almost friday
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 28/05/2025
i will probably never have abs. i will never look like an avenger. i may never feel like i meet the body standards i feel get so often celebrated by the gay and straight cultures alike. but i can love my body for all the health, beauty, and sensuality she contains.
Shirtless selfie of cortland wearing blue plaid pajama pants.Shirtless selfie of cortland wearing blue plaid pajama pants.
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 27/05/2025
how’s the skyline doing today?
Selfie of cortland walking outside. Grass and blue sky in the background.
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Meghan | The Pursuing Life @meghankcrozier.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Hey all! We are ON for deconstruction coffee hour in clubhouse today.. come join @cortland.me and me to ease into the week if you had yesterday off. ☕️✨
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
No one owes you a follow back. Not a single person.
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 21/05/2025
cosplaying as a travel vlogger
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 20/05/2025
i just woke up from the most millennial dream ever. i was helping film a bts segment for a 25 year anniversary dvd release of garden state. zach was being incredibly kind but unbearably particular about the aesthetics of the interview content.
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Meghan | The Pursuing Life @meghankcrozier.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Hey everyone, @cortland.me and I aren’t able to make it for deconstruction coffee hour tomorrow morning.. apologies! Hope to see you the following Tuesday! ✨
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 19/05/2025
hi! i’m overwhelmed but i persist.
Selfie of Cortland walking outside. Bluesky and grass behind him. He’s wearing a black hoodie that says “The Blood Brothers” with the hood up. Selfie of Cortland walking outside. Bluesky and grass behind him. He’s wearing a black hoodie that says “The Blood Brothers” with the hood up.
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 19/05/2025
who’s hanging in portland this week/weekend? i’d love to see some pdx buds from the skyline while i’m there!
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 19/05/2025
who’s hanging in portland this week/weekend? i’d love to see some pdx buds from the skyline while i’m there!
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 19/05/2025
hi! i’m overwhelmed but i persist.
Selfie of Cortland walking outside. Bluesky and grass behind him. He’s wearing a black hoodie that says “The Blood Brothers” with the hood up. Selfie of Cortland walking outside. Bluesky and grass behind him. He’s wearing a black hoodie that says “The Blood Brothers” with the hood up.
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Tori Williams Douglass @toriglass.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
OH MY GOD God Awful Movies AND @cortland.me in Portland this weekend?!
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 16/05/2025
i’m headed to portland for a visit next week and i’m so stoked. i need this trip so bad fr.
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 15/05/2025
Last but certainly not least is Spider Gwen! Just the line work in this one is crazy impressive. Hard to get a good still of the whole thing so you get a video too (in next post)
Spider Gwen tattoo
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 15/05/2025
Next up is the one and only Peridot from Steven Universe! This one’s going to be soooo bad ass when it’s done!
Forearm tattoo. Just the line work pre shading and color of Peridot from Steven Universe!
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 15/05/2025
Can’t wait to get this one filled in, but even just the line work is beautiful! Catra is one of my favorite characters and I’m so excited to have her on my arm!
Tattoo on Cortland’s forearm of Catra from the show she-ra and the princesses of power
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 15/05/2025
Only had time to do the line work so far but I got 4 new amazing characters addded to the arm last night!! First up is Vaggie from Hazbin Hotel! I love her so much!
Cortland showing a fresh tattoo on his arm. It’s the character Vaggie from the show Hazbin Hotel.
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 13/05/2025
reposting old thirst cause i want attention but i’m too lazy to take new ones
Shirtless selfie of cortland in the bathroom mirror wearing blue shorts with Snorlax on themShirtless selfie of cortland in the bathroom mirror wearing blue shorts with Snorlax on them
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