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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Best pitch I’ve heard for that show, guess it’s going on the watchlist now

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.

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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

#survivor 51 is a banger so far, crazy how dialing the bullshit back just like 10% gives the players so much more room to make good TV

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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site

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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Lmao the back to back picks to start Chargers-Seahawks

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Brian Scally @brianscally.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The funniest part is that even if Rob was allowed to vote for himself his plan still would’ve failed #Survivor

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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it's kinda funny the way this article describes how a model being unsafe -- ignoring guardrails, pretending to have done things it didn't, not following user instructions -- also makes a model a shitty consumer product

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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Little slow to do this but nonetheless. Leafgreen sort of a placeholder for the series as a whole but it’s probably the Pokémon I’ve got the most hours in

9 games: Pokémon Leafgreen, Wind Waker, Age of Mythology, Super Monkey Ball 2, Telltale The Walking Dead, Europa Universalis 4, Witcher 3, Overwatch, Balatro

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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ultimately there’s only two real sneaks I see on the NYT TV list (I am the #1 hater of House of Cards and Ozark, get those outta here)

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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

deadwood not even in the top 20.....and people say they like tv........................

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 21/09/2026

the dance of freedom. the death bells. the rising of the joker. one of the most magnificent, sublime, monumental, extraordinary scenes in cinema history

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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Kind of forgot how much the broadcast loves glazing Mahomes

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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Bad enough to have that stance in general, for it to be so important that it makes the profile is air raid warning sirens

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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Don and Joan being a thing would simply have been too much for any show to handle

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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

On this day in 2009, Mad Men aired "Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency."

blood splatters all over Paul, HArry, and two other Sterling Cooper employees

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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

She’s got that dawg in her you simply have to respect it

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Brian Scally @brianscally.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Now that’s what I call a double eviction episode #BB28

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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Mallory helping Melody win from beyond the grave iktr #bb28

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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Melody cracking up hearing actual expletives for the bleeps I’m right there with her #bb28

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam

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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Widow’s Bay rules, can’t recommend enough

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The Cowboys convincing me they’d be better on defense this year

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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The trouble with being a Cowboys fan is that you either get pain or you have to share the joy with fuckin Jerry

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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Is it just me or are nearly all of them Sean Connery in different costumes

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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

if this was in an evangelical movie about the antichrist you'd think it'd be a bit much

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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It’s become passé to point it out, but yet again, bet your ass the entire media ecosystem screams about the national debt the moment Dems get in power despite crickets for this

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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I do not need the Kevin Hart reaction shots during tennis

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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Real hoops alert with Alcaraz-Shelton

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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I can be on board with most of this. The BOTW ones aren’t quite for me and I have slightly more affection for TP for nostalgia reasons, but otherwise very much in line with how I’d rank them

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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Part of being a genuine capital-L Legend is having more than one good run imo. She’s got a ton of like raw ability but hasn’t consistently put all of those pieces together.

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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Now starting Silo season finale

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Batty Wingnewt (Monica) 🦇🎃👻 @vintagewingnut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

As I think about it, Rick Devens volunteering to go up as a renom and risking his entire life in the game, only to win the block buster is really the most Rick Devens thing ever #BB28

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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Frankly that duality is the truest expression of the BB experience

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🦋Val🦋 BB28 @valvakarian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Because nothing says A Celebration of Big Brother like no HOH, no Veto, and no livefeeds! #bb28

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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Fuckass twist that will eliminate someone completely off feeds… what absolute buffoon in production thinks the audience was clamoring for hamster wheel part 2? #bb28

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