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jake

@longtermparking.bsky.social
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TVposting and other assorted odds and ends / Feel free to mute any reality tv hashtags I use if you’re not into that

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#survivor 51 is a banger so far, crazy how dialing the bullshit back just like 10% gives the players so much more room to make good TV
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site
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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lmao the back to back picks to start Chargers-Seahawks
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Brian Scally @brianscally.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The funniest part is that even if Rob was allowed to vote for himself his plan still would’ve failed #Survivor
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's kinda funny the way this article describes how a model being unsafe -- ignoring guardrails, pretending to have done things it didn't, not following user instructions -- also makes a model a shitty consumer product
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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Little slow to do this but nonetheless. Leafgreen sort of a placeholder for the series as a whole but it’s probably the Pokémon I’ve got the most hours in
9 games: Pokémon Leafgreen, Wind Waker, Age of Mythology, Super Monkey Ball 2, Telltale The Walking Dead, Europa Universalis 4, Witcher 3, Overwatch, Balatro
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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ultimately there’s only two real sneaks I see on the NYT TV list (I am the #1 hater of House of Cards and Ozark, get those outta here)
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
deadwood not even in the top 20.....and people say they like tv........................
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Shannon Guss @shannongaitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My whole thoughts on #Survivor51 #Survivor
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 21/09/2026
the dance of freedom. the death bells. the rising of the joker. one of the most magnificent, sublime, monumental, extraordinary scenes in cinema history
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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kind of forgot how much the broadcast loves glazing Mahomes
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
On this day in 2009, Mad Men aired "Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency."
blood splatters all over Paul, HArry, and two other Sterling Cooper employees
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Brian Scally @brianscally.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now that’s what I call a double eviction episode #BB28
Ian Terry smoking
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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mallory helping Melody win from beyond the grave iktr #bb28
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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Melody cracking up hearing actual expletives for the bleeps I’m right there with her #bb28
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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What was that cut to fish lol #bb28
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same cover, but with the "say 'i am alive'" AI meme pasted on top of it after 10000 hours in MSPaint
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
long overdue
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Cowboys convincing me they’d be better on defense this year
Why would I deceive you meme
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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The trouble with being a Cowboys fan is that you either get pain or you have to share the joy with fuckin Jerry
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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is it just me or are nearly all of them Sean Connery in different costumes
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if this was in an evangelical movie about the antichrist you'd think it'd be a bit much
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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s become passé to point it out, but yet again, bet your ass the entire media ecosystem screams about the national debt the moment Dems get in power despite crickets for this
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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I do not need the Kevin Hart reaction shots during tennis
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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Real hoops alert with Alcaraz-Shelton
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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now starting Silo season finale
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Batty Wingnewt (Monica) 🦇🎃👻 @vintagewingnut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As I think about it, Rick Devens volunteering to go up as a renom and risking his entire life in the game, only to win the block buster is really the most Rick Devens thing ever #BB28
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🦋Val🦋 BB28 @valvakarian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Because nothing says A Celebration of Big Brother like no HOH, no Veto, and no livefeeds! #bb28
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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fuckass twist that will eliminate someone completely off feeds… what absolute buffoon in production thinks the audience was clamoring for hamster wheel part 2? #bb28
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soph | #bb28 @sphmrtnsnchz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dan looking like pidgeotto #bb28
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Television used to MEAN something in this country. 🧐
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Mike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh My God
Sue Freaking Hawk on Talking with T-Bird!
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zara! 🧶🐿️🚂 @realitytvwonk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
KAMU 🫖💥🥄 THEY VOTED TO EVICT YOU KAMU 🫖💥🥄🫖💥🥄 #bb28
jason from bb28 banging a kettle with a wooden spoon
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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Kamu gone, woke 2.0 victorious baby #bb28
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yt comment:

Let's all take a moment and give a big thank you to Elmore Leonard for creating this character which Mr. Olyphant portrays so well.
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indigodoll.bsky.social @indigodoll.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The same Dee that won 3 individual immunity challenges and ran the merge and her alliance like the navy. But sure keep thinking that. #bb28
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Mikki Kendall @karnythia.blacksky.app · 18/08/2026
I just want to know who's baby this is? Because I am proud of her like she's one of mine. This is perfection
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"I am living with the consequences."
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@hell_line0

im still haunted by the memory of a woman who ordered orange syrup in her cappuccino, took a sip, scrunched her nose, and said "I don't know what I was thinking, but thank you anyways."

She sat there and drank the whole thing..i offered to make her something else, and she said, "I am living with the consequences."


Daisy @DaizyZeeX 15 Aug
Unpopular opinion? I don't think fruity flavors like blueberry belong in coffee. There I said it..

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https://twitter.com/hell_line0/status/2088621101232398565
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Mike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Devens giving the shoutout to Dropout, Sam Reich, and Brennan Lee Mulligan! #BB28
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christina @formeresq.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If you paint your exterior brick you should be killed
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KailiaA #bb28 @kailialex.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I just wanna be the guy who gets to approve or disapprove titles for things
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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
When Big Brother is good it’s just unmatched
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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Melody has got to stay, she’s straight up the best DRs on this cast #bb28
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jake @longtermparking.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Can’t put my finger on it but I feel like my YouTube algorithm has gotten super bleak all of a sudden. Not even like the videos themselves just the vibes of what’s available.
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