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Well Sussed🏴‍☠️🏒 (Michelle)

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Bix, Lover of Queer Pirates and F*cking Mermaid @bix999.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are a few last minute tickets available for the screening of Hunt for the Wilderpeople with Taika Q&A in L.A. October 2. Ping me if you’re interested!
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Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️ @butterscup95.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING! RHYS AND TAIKA IN THE SAME ROOM! EVERYBODY STAY CALM! 😱🐗
Hunt for the Wilderpeople
with Taika Waititi
A tribute to Sam Neill
In person: director Taika Waititi and actors Rhys Darby and Rima Te Wiata. Moderated by filmmaker, writer, and curator Adam Piron.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 20h
Hey So Cal fam: If you're missing the Hunt for the Wilder People screening tomorrow night, or you want to support the film twice, there's a second screening Sat, Oct 3rd at 8pm. Rhys and Rima will do a Q&A afer (not Taika). Tickets are $14.50. studios.wearebraindead.com/movies/hunt-...?
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Hunt for the Wilderpeople
Nature just got gangster.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 20h
@socalicojacks.bsky.social If you're missing the Hunt for the Wilder People screening tomorrow night, or you want to support the film twice, there's a screening Sat, Oct 3rd at 8pm. Rhys and Rima will do a Q&A afer (not Taika). Tickets are $14.50. #OFMD studios.wearebraindead.com/movies/hunt-...?
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Hunt for the Wilderpeople
Nature just got gangster.
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KnivesInFeet @knivesinfeet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@longmayheroam.bsky.social (or anyone else going) - any meetup plans coming together for after the Wilderpeople screening this Friday? 🤞Would love to hang!
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IT'S CANON!!! incredibly thrilled with this commission from @imrights.bsky.social based on inspo from @adorkastock.com! 😍😂 #OFMD #OFMDfanart
Chibi drawing by imrights.bsky.social of Stede Bonnet, Edward "Blackbeard" Teach, and Izzy Hands from hit television show Our Flag Means Death. Based on the quoted reference photo from adorkastock.com. Ed—wearing platform heels, fishnet tights, and booty shorts—is dangling a life size (teensy) nude Izzy just out of Stede's reach and it's everything I've ever wanted.
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boy | happydaiz 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ WeeCon 2026 @happydaiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just really feel like posting one of my OFMD/Labyrinth artworks for no reason whatsoever...
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Ed’s Rose Tattoo @edsrosetattoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Taika vs the Boppit! Now with sound!
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Well Sussed🏴‍☠️🏒 (Michelle) @longmayheroam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
did y'all see the NYT's final top 100 list? (critics et al., not the popular vote)
New York Times list of the Best 100 TV shows of the 21st century. In the top right corner is a screenshot of Lucius (Nathan Foad) reacting "oh my god this still isn't happening" Apologies for alt text not transcribing all 100 but the font is too little for me to see. Very prestige drama heavy!
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Stands @stands.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Join Rhys Darby live for a Flight of the Conchords rewatch party and spend the morning with the man behind Murray Hewitt. Watch along, hear the stories, ask Rhys your questions and enjoy the whole thing from home with @charliecapen.bsky.social Oct 18 • 8am PT / 11am ET shopstands.com
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Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️ @butterscup95.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OH HELL YEAH. 🦵💛 #RhysDarbyFaction
Rhys Darby making a post on Instagram for his Flight of the Conchords rewatch party on October 18th at 8am PT. Graphic features an image of Murray.
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Nyarie | #SaveOFMD 🏴‍☠️ @indarltonitrust.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🥹❤️🏴‍☠️ 📸 from Samba’s Insta stories
A photo of Vico Ortiz and Samba Schutte captioned Vico time!!
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
settling in to read your stories 📖
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 21/09/2026
‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has passed $100M worldwide.
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mgm1229.bsky.social @mgm1229.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#OFMD Spread the word.
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Well Sussed🏴‍☠️🏒 (Michelle) @longmayheroam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ok but can we talk about how genuinely few shows TEN is? Went straight into the notes app and banged out a list of 28 contenders just off the top of my head. Thank Calypso it's only been a quarter century to choose from! Also coulda woulda shoulda gone Oops! All Berries and cast 10 votes for ofmd
ballot of top 10 shows of the 21st century (so far) Our Flag Means Death, Heated Rivalry, Deadloch, Flight of the Conchords, Good Omens, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Reservation Dogs, Shitt's Creek, The Good Place, Torchwood
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La Vie En Frames @lavieenframes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here she is 💖 Check out all the gorgeous art on the website: sites.google.com/view/lavieen...
youtube.com
La Vie En Frames -- an Our Flag Means Death art project
YouTube video by YOFT
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Stands @stands.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Join Rhys Darby LIVE from your couch this Sunday for a Short Poppies Rewatch Party! Watch along with Rhys and hear all the behind-the-scenes stories and nonsense 🧡 upgrade your ticket to get a signed Rhys headshot! shopstands.com September 20th • 1pm PT / 4pm ET Live. Virtual. Pants optional.
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OFMD Bisexual Week(ish) Sept 17-20 @ofmdbisexualweek.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
WELCOME to OFMD Bisexual Week(ish)! We're excited to spend the next four days celebrating our favorite birates with you! We welcome all ships and all works, new and old! Be sure to tag #OFMDBisexualWeek, and feel free to add your creations to our AO3 collection: archiveofourown.org/collections/...
A screenshot from Calypso's Birthdays shows Jim, Archie, Stede, Roach, and Frenchie whooping and raising their drinks. The image has been tinted pink. The text reads: "Get Ready, Party Animules! OFMD Bisexual Week(ish) Begins Today! Don't forget to tag us! #OFMDBisexualWeek
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Stands @stands.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
NEW! Saddle up for the comedic genius of Rhys Darby in this first ever rewatch party of Short Poppies! Rhys will be giving you all the behind the scenes commentary and fun on this hilarious New Zealand favorite. Grab your tickets for this @charliecapen.bsky.social event now at shopstands.com
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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If I see one more article with Casey Bloys gloating about how “Heated Rivalry” is “the greatest acquisition in the history of television”, I’m going to fucking lose it. YOU CANCELLED “OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH”, ANOTHER BRILLIANT ACQUISITION, YOU COCKWOMBLE.
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OFMD Innkeepers Week @innkeepersweek.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dear Guests, thank you for staying with us! We hope you've had as much fun as we have! Our AO3 collection has loads of brilliant stuff and will remain open for works created for #InnkeepersWeek prompts. Find it here: archiveofourown.org/collections/... #ofmd #ofmdfic #ofmdpodfic #ofmdart
Innkeepers Week
Thank you for staying with us at the Inn!
The Inn is always open for new works
#innkeepersweek
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JediHolly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @jediholly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The context for this is the whole "Izzy Hands, true Irish pirate and practitioner of THE Celtic Faith™" shenanigans going around made me laugh, and all I could think of was Izzy Hands: LORD OF THE DANCE! Pogo took my silly joke and NAILED IT. Look at his belt! The sparkles! His dramatic makeup! 😍
Izzy Hands posed like Michael Flatley on the 1996 "Lord of the Dance" DVD. He is surrounded by sparkles, and has a "The New Unicorn" champ dancer belt.Original Lord of the Dance DVD cover for reference.
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juniper & lamplight @juniperlights.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just so no other #OFMD fans get jumpscared like I did: yes, IMDB confirms that is IS Nathan Foad just randomly walking through one scene early-ish in Practical Magic 2.
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Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I want a physical copy of Our Flag Means Death so bad. With bloopers and bts and interviews and concept art galleries. And a fold out case. And an extra disc with the soundtrack and score. I want a menu screen with A Pirate's Life playing on repeat. 😤
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Ada 🌈🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ - The Mermaideness @themermaideness.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Shana Tova! It’s my first non-profile fanart, and I decided to draw Jewish!EdIzzy since tomorrow is Rosh Hashana. #ofmd #edizzy #roshhashana #fanart
A color pencil drawing of Ed and Izzy in front of a Rosh Hashana dinner table (with challah bread, pomegranates, apples, and a jar of honey).
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Our Family Our Fight @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
what are we crafting this weekend, citizens?
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Siren Events @siren-events.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*tap tap* is thing on? Get your bets in now on what mummy is announcing tomorrow 🤔😂
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Alex Miller @New York Comic Con 3776 @smudgeandfrank.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ROSE CITY COMIC CON DAY 1 AT ARTIST ALLEY TABLE ✨️F27✨️ IS A GOOOO!!! 💖🤩✨️ I am soooo excited to be at @rosecitycc this year, and I can't wait to see you darlings here!! Stop by, say hi, and check out all of the art I have for you!! 💖🫂✨️ #rosecitycomiccon #artistalley #rccc
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Ferio🔜PRGE @feriowind.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hey all, i'll be at table G-14 in artist alley at rose city comic con this upcoming weekend!! hope to see some of you there! #rosecitycomiccon
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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you wanna last in Hollywood, you need a thick skin and a shorter memory. But there’s always one you don’t quite get over. 🫶🏼 @lillywachowski.bsky.social
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Avery, baptized by Calypso's motherfuckin glass 🍺🩵💚💙🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ @magicinkwell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ok, I've been MIA for a while, and I'll def be back to reconnect, but rn I have an extra ticket to the xfiles drag show at Clinton Street Theater in PDX (brother cancelled last minute). If there happens to be a pirate in the area who wants in, @ me or DM and I will come out and let you in!!
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moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
nerdy alpha male anton anderson will heal me
“Jemaine’s told me they’re back in the writing chair,” Darby says. “We’re all looking forward to something happening with it. I have no idea how long they’re going to take, but I’ll get an update before Christmas. I have no idea where they’re going to go with this idea, but it will focus on my character and his group of like-minded nerdy guys who just ended up having this thing happen to them. It’s about them dealing with it and avoiding the cops, probably in a small town in New Zealand.”
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Well Sussed🏴‍☠️🏒 (Michelle) @longmayheroam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
enemies to lovers
screenshot of Our Flag Means Death s1e4 showing the back of Izzy Hands (Con O'Neill, L) glaring menacingly at an irritated Stede Bonnet (Rhys Darby, R). Stede is dressed in Blackbeard's leathers.
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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fuck this imposter
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Well Sussed🏴‍☠️🏒 (Michelle) @longmayheroam.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
...and HOODIES! ...and STICKERS! shopstands.com/products/rhy... #Vianton #RhysDarbyFaction
two screenshots of new "Werewolves, Not Swearwolves" merch from Stands with iconic wolves howling at the moon imagery featuring Anton Anderson (Rhys Darby) from the 2014/5 movie version of What We Do in the Shadows. The logo is on a navy blue hooded pullover sweatshirt and on a circle sticker
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Stands @stands.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Soooo... What We Do in the Shadows... is make T-shirts, mostly. NEW from the mastermind of Rhys Darby snag this amazing “Werewolves, Not SwearWolves” swag and join his very polite pack of cryptids this spooky season. Because even werewolves have standards. Two weeks only!! shopstands.com
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sweetpotato💜🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @sweetpotato70.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@ghostalservice.bsky.social reminded me about these guys today, this was such a fun doodle page #ofmdnsfw
Originally posted to Twitter in 2022, cutesy and smutty doodles featuring characters from Our Flag Means Death and What We Do In The Shadows
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Palate cleanser. Tenderness is stored in the elbows ❤️ #ofmd #HeatedRivalry
A collage with Stede holding Ed’s elbow on the top half and Ilya guiding Shane in for a hug by his elbows on the bottom half
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
RHYS DID THE WHOOSH AND SIT
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Well Sussed🏴‍☠️🏒 (Michelle) @longmayheroam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
a wild thing about living in Los Angeles is 95% of the time it's just a regular town but also you randomly get opportunities to spend First Fridays with the Co-Captains (Nov 6th, I'm side-eyeing you...) come hang with us at Rhys's gig tonight! wl.eventim.us/event/rhys-d...
two side-by-side screenshots:
LEFT: from Rhys Darby's instagram showing his "Rhys Darby's Saying Funny Things Society" text encircling a cartoon mustachioed Rhys in an astronaut helmet and jaunty bow tie. Post text reads "LOS ANGELES!! Friday, September 4th Rhys Darby (me) returns to @largolosangeles for a night of comedic bliss with top shelf guests and very silly goings on. Book now thru Largo online."
RIGHT: screenshot from the Academy of Motion Pictures website screening series spotlight "'Hunt for the Wilderpeople' with Taika Waititi / a tribute to Sam Neill / in person: director Taika Waititi" / starts at $5 / Fri Oct 2, 2026 | 7:30pm PT" under a frame from the movie showing Ricky Baker (Julian Dennison, L) wearing streetwear looking up at his Uncle Hec (Sam Neill, R) wearing outdoor clothing to explore the bush.
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The way that the scene of Ed and his mother with the silk manages to so effectively and efficiently communicate the intersection of classism, colonialism, racism, and Christianity!!!!! This show!!!!!!!!!
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Well Sussed🏴‍☠️🏒 (Michelle) @longmayheroam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
yeeting myself out of the office right at closing time to fly home for piping hot Squire Trelane content #RhysDarbyFaction
screenshot of Our Flag Means Death S1E8 "We Gull Way Back" showing Ed dramatically diving out of Captain Jack's dinghy.  Added to the image in the bottom left corner is a photo of Squire Trelane (Rhys Darby) from the Star Trek show "Strange New Worlds"
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moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
they really just said fuck it he doesn't need to have his full costume on for photos i guess 😂
photo of rhys darby as trelane on star trek strange new worldsphoto of anson mount as cpt. pike and rhys darby as trelane on star trek strange new worlds
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moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
delighted to see the official star trek insta using a photo where rhys is apparently just in his undershirt instead of the full costume! they know we want tits.
photo/graphic of anson mount and rhys darby advertising the new episode. rhys is wearing his trelane coat, but underneath it looks like he's just wearing an undershirt.
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𝚛 𝚘 𝚡 𝚒 🦄 ❤️ 🏴‍☠️ @roximonoxide.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jesus wept, that man is fine. -President, Leslie Jones
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Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️ @butterscup95.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I can’t believe I missed this, it’s a Dickfuck Day miracle. 😭❤️ #OFMD www.tumblr.com/sistah-girl-...
Tumblr post from sistah-girl-2009 that reads, “I never thought I'd see her glow again...”

Features a screenshot with the following hashtags: #I miss them
#ofmd
#our flag means death #september #september 1st
#mine

#ofmd, #our flag means death, and #september are glowing in purple, indicating they’re trending.
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