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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation

@mysterymary.bsky.social
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She/they, queer lesbian, old 🌈🏴‍☠️ Expect from me: gay pirate content, shitposts, la résistance 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 💜

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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Black Pete
A black tank top on a mannequin that says I flexed and the sleeves fell off
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three baguettes???
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My apologies to Melanie for streaming Here Comes the Hotstepper to your car audio for a while before I realized why I couldn’t hear it
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve done enough It’s time I do less In general
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
for my friends: no change for coworkers: finally they will know how funny I am
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
C is for Columbo
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Taking personal offense at a lot of those words okay
Poshmark listing for a vintage 1990s celestial mirror crescent moon whimsigoth folk art
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dearest Mary, you deserve happiness. As do I. My hope is that the vast wealth and property I leave behind for you and children will suffice. I've sold an acre or two for my own needs, but the rest is yours. You're quite right— we only have this one life. Fond regards. Stede.
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The con has so many levels it’s remarkable in its evil
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When I was like 13 in the early 90s we called so many people “ho bag” but, like why bag?
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*in bed already
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Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Look at these winners!
Kate O'Flynn as Patricia, Matthew Rhys as Tom, amd Stephen Root as Wycke. Widow's Bay episode 4
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Haven’t seen it yet but I appreciate this, I’d be flailing and pointing
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Real
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hear me out what if we let them uhhh clash
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
lol there are a lot of people talking about AI who, frankly, shouldn't so here are people to listen to and then some: @timnitgebru.blacksky.app @alexhanna.bsky.social @rajiinio.bsky.social @ruha9.bsky.social @emilymbender.bsky.social @karenhao.bsky.social @dairinstitute.bsky.social
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These Women Tried to Warn Us About AI
Rumman Chowdhury, Timnit Gebru, Safiya Noble, Seeta Peña Gangadharan, and Joy Buolamwini open up about their artificial intelligence fears
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I really thought we were gonna get buckets of rain when I did this last week, oh you sweet summer child
Porch goose dressed in a bathing suit and inflatable pool ring
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My house is filled with so many plants I’m constantly busy caring for them, I’m a birding guy now, and I’m on a lot of medications? Midlife kicked off with a chronic illness diagnosis and some hard $ times, so sadly I don’t have any stories of world adventures or extravagance. But give it time 🤷‍♀️
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 10/09/2026
I’m sorry, but this has been in my head all day.
The “We’re just innocent men” meme. There is a woman on the left and a puppet dog on the right. They are looking into each other’s eyes and their faces are very close to each other. 

The caption reads “I’m engaging with you as a human being. Why would I deceive you? There’s no reason for me to do that,” which is a like Elizabeth Holmes says in the trailer for Nathan Fielder’s documentary about her, You Can See Everything.
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Mark Ruffalo @markruffalo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For anyone wondering about the cozy relationship the Ellisons have with the President and his family and how that relationship is driving and economically profiting from this merger. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Jared Kushner – and three Arab monarchies – are at the heart of the Paramount-WBD bid | Mohamad Bazzi
The president’s son-in-law is once again at the center of an international business deal that will require administration approval
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey quick question. If you are tall: do you get kinda lightheaded every single time you stand up from the crouching position? Not just “ooh a bit spinny” but like car engine lights coming on I just need some context
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
True story
Authenticator sign in request number is 69approval screen message says “nice”
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Pirate Nana🔪🏴‍☠️☠️🦄🐙 @amladydragonfly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
STEDE IN THIS PLEASE!!!!!
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Izzy grasping Stede’s shirt which is actually Ed’s leather vest up in his face
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
everyone stop and look at giggly fang
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🦊.quiet.ink @quiet.ink · 08/09/2026
go go gadget 180mg ketamine
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Our Flag Means Death
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is so dead RFK Jr strapped him to the roof of his car and drove around Central Park yelling aWOOOgah out the window.
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just woke up from a dream I went to an underground support group for people with random super abilities and it was bc I had absolutely spectacular titties who could talk. Not just talk but they shared their unfiltered opinions in a sort of 1940s movie sass. …I think I had bombshell autistic tits
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My sons I love them sm 😍😍
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Perfect for my lower back pain banishing ritual
Lumbar spine area candle at Michael’s
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Prepare country for ludicrous speed
Spaceballs the movie character Colonel Sandurz in a comically silly space villain military style uniform
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Stephen Blackmoore @stephenblackmoore.com · 06/09/2026
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Mitchell And Webb: Are We The Baddies Sketch
ALT: Mitchell And Webb: Are We The Baddies Sketch
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
RHYS DID THE WHOOSH AND SIT
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How shocking that I sound like the region I come from
My dialect map shows I talk like someone from the west coast/ southwest but it says “Nevada” Most similar cities are SF, LA, and Phoenix
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
is this something
Zero cool from the movie Hackers, with his head out the window of a police car, yells, but instead of “hack the planet,” he says “fap the planet”
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That’s just my schedule for clicking no I don’t want Copilot to help with this
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Victoriada (dream version) @dreams-of-june.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Post Your Black & White Art! sketch ofmd edition Lesbian pitates (or pirate lesbians?)
Pencil sketch of fem Stede BonnetPencil sketch of fem Ed Teach
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Humanity as a collective must have ADHD because I’ve been seeing “we still have a brief window of time to prevent this self-inflicted absolute doom from happening” for 30 years and would you believe we’ve just been dissociating that whole time
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Maintenance, Scheduled Maintenance.
Train status sign reads “007 Not in Service.”
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The scene from Muppet Christmas Carol where Scrooge asks the bunny what dya it is, only Scrooge iw Ed and the bunny is Izzy. 

Their conversation is:
"You there boy, what day is it?"
"Why, it's September the 1st, sir!"
"Dickfuck, no it's not."
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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jules | #LongLiveOFMD @blandbeard.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
"I asked chatgpt-" yeah well i asked edward teach and he said you're a dickfuck
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A festive Dickfuck Day to all who celebrate it, especially my fellow “no fucking clue what day it is” neuro-D homies ✌️#dickfuckday
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Alice @thesearethekids.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Behold, a fuckery! Draw either this Izzy or Ed (or both) badly, and post them on Tuesday with the hashtag #dickfuckday. Express yourselves! I had the idea that we could make them into a print / school style teatowel if we get enough line drawings, & maybe raise some £ for charity. Into it? Read on ⬇️
Still from OFMD S01 Ep04, showing Izzy Hands facing right (from our perspective)Still from OFMD S01E04, showing Ed scowling and facing left (from our perspective)
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
Photo of side of a van maybe with poorly drawn Alvin the chipmunk shaking hands with a lady hotdog, text says this hot dog has titties. And it does, plus it’s wearing pumps and holding a purse. I don’t know the hot dog’s pronouns
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Catch me at the Sprou buying tofu and smelling the shower gels in this
Tshirt with illustration of a ram skull and Ni Dieu Ni Maitre in old English font
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I NEED another season of Furious, I’m so glad it got renewed. Someone better not chicken out on us istfg
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