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DanG

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Human. City of Oaks. Heels/Canes/Panthers/Hornets, & all baseball everywhere.

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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Waffle House locations in the panhandle are closed, I repeat, Waffle House locations in the panhandle are closed, this is not a drill. #Isaias
Screenshot of a FB post by meteorologist Greg Dee showing Waffle House locations closed in the panhandle
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✨ Laas ✨ @whatabossislaas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stormy put up this piece of paper at the game last night and at first I thought it was a meme but turns out it’s a political statement on Vancouver BC’s already ridiculously expensive housing market??? #Canes
STORMY NOT SOPHISTICATED ICE HOG, BUT EVEN STORMY KNOW:
THE ALLOWANCE OF FOREIGN INVESTORS IN METRO VANCOUVER MUST NOT ONLY BE MET WITH STEEP ANNUAL LEVIES IF PROPERTIES ARE LEFT UNATTENDED, ALONGSIDE BRITISH COLUMBIA'S 20% FOREIGN PURCHASE SURCHARGE, BUT THE 2027 EXPIRATION OF THE FEDERAL FOREIGN BUYER BAN REPRESENTS A FULCRUM POINT IN THE REAL ESTATE MARKET THAT COULD HAVE GENERATIONAL RAMIFICATIONS IF NOT REENACTED.
ALSO, OINK.
Stormy the Ice Hog waving creepily from the jumbotron
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
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Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The giant tortoise Jonathan was fully grown at around 50 years old in an 1882 photo. Here are the genetics that might keep him going today at 194.
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The oldest known land animal is 194. How did he get so ancient?
The secret to Jonathan the tortoise’s extreme longevity may be in keeping genes tidy
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Carolina Hurricanes (Bot) @notcanes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Winner winner, chicken dinner! Celebrate yesterday’s #Canes road win with Alpaca Chicken! Redeem your Buy One, Get One FREE entrée in the Alpaca app today only.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 05/10/2026
i’m so tired of targeted advertising
Ass Hat
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The News & Observer @newsobserver.com · 07/10/2026
Cooking foods thoroughly and washing (and if possible, peeling) produce helps lower risk of E. coli.
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More fruit recalled at 2 NC grocery stores after stomach illness reports
Cooking foods thoroughly and washing (and if possible, peeling) produce helps lower risk of E. coli.
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ArcherforCanes @archerforcanes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Stanley Cup with be at Dix park today from 3:30-6 for those still looking to get a picture. It will be at the Gibson play park. Check Dix IG for more details. #carolinaculture
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This place is annoying as hell M-F but I love weekends on Bluesky The Sports App
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DanG @lollygagr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mark Andrews showing off some Dad Jumper legs
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cavan Sullivan you magnificent bastard #USMNT
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Jacob Pomrenke @buckweaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No baseball games tonight, so you should all check out our amazing new multimedia project on Baseball at Manzanar, with rare photos and interview clips with Japanese American survivors of the incarceration camps. The ebook is also a free download for all SABR members: sabr.org/baseball-at-...
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INDY Week @indyweek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In its second year, the free Raleigh roots music festival features 60 acts that draw on a wide range of multicultural traditions, including gospel, classical Chinese music, Son huasteco, and more.
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Raleigh, Wide Open to the World
In its second year, the free, three-day Raleigh Wide Open festival features 60 acts that draw on a wide range of traditions.
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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 01/10/2026
The Cubs are now without challenges, even as their challenges are legion.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround
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Derek VanRiper @dvr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Night shift! When the seventh inning begins in the Cubs-Padres game, @enosarris.bsky.social, Producer Mac, and I going live! 🐝 Join us, and bring a few friends! 🍻👇 youtube.com/live/A4npQHFJFZk?feature=share
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MLB Wild Card LIVE : Day 1 | Recap, Reactions & What’s Next
YouTube video by Rates & Barrels
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jaxson Dart, Jameis Winston, and J.J. McCarthy in the same quarterback room? why it's almost TOO intellectual
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DanG @lollygagr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rams not getting any pressure with 4, not much with 5
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hufanga off the blind side like
Matt bomer momoa meme
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DanG @lollygagr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kyren's gonna break the B button on his controller
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DanG @lollygagr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was that a run by Kraft or a fumble recovery?
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DanG @lollygagr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Hooper drives the boat, Chief"
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Hooper from Jaws
ALT: Hooper from Jaws
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Onion Sports handles are back! Stay tuned!
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Governor Josh Stein @ncgovernor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We had a great time welcoming the Carolina Hurricanes to the People’s House and celebrating this incredible team, their historic playoff run, and what the Canes mean to our state. This team gives North Carolina something to cheer for together, and we’re proud to celebrate our Stanley Cup champions.
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Russian Oligarch Bankrolls Donald Trump Jr.’s Wedding After Party theonion.com/russian-oligarch-bankr…
“And yet it was still a cash bar.”

Byron Mackie, Hat Inspector
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RotoWire Baseball @rotowiremlb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Aaron Judge: Going on 10-day injured list
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
New Orleans Pelicans Can’t Help But Notice They’re Not On NBA Schedule This Year theonion.com/new-orleans-pelicans-c…
New Orleans Pelicans Can’t Help But Notice They’re Not On NBA Schedule This Year
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DanG @lollygagr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cat U!
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DanG @lollygagr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What the Fuchs?!?
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DanG @lollygagr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Completely irrational reaction upon seeing this ESPN Fantasy banner ad: McCaffrey is doomed, Kaelon Black is my league winner #NFL #Fantasy #ESPN
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 17/09/2026
'To Vienna by train and post' Andreas Karl Hemberger, c.1950
poster with silhouettes of buildings
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Congress Passes $430,000/Hour Minimum Wage For Billionaires To learn more about America's gaping wealth gap, head to youtube.com/politizane.
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 08/09/2026
POUND FOOLISH just listed on @bookshop.org Best-Sellers of the week... ...and we're *in* the dang graphic Thank you, everyone! (if you're happy and you know it, please RT...)
The Bookshop.org Best Sellers of the Week graphic...with the cover of Pound Foolish appearing front and center!
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JJ Zachariason @lateroundqb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The first 15 Transactions episode of the season is live. I talk through 15 things you can do to your roster before Week 1’s games begin. open.spotify.com/episode/3fAD...
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1121: 15 Transactions for Week 1
The Late-Round Fantasy Football Podcast · Episode
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DanG @lollygagr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Simone Jackson: It Was A Month Ago
ALT: Simone Jackson: It Was A Month Ago
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Lost media” no longer! I finally got permission to upload “AL’S BRAIN,” an 11-minute educational 3-D film attraction which ran at the Orange County and Western Washington fairs, and hasn’t been seen publicly since 2009. You can watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/2xujU87ZHt4
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lighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
tim curry keeping up the bit twenty years after the fact by writing in his memoir that he and miss piggy had an affair during the filming of muppet treasure island is just so good and funny
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Rest Of Fantasy League Losing Patience With Player Who Has Other Things Going On In His Life theonion.com/rest-of-fantasy-league…
Rest Of Fantasy League Losing Patience With Player Who Has Other Things Going On In His Life
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jack White is already paying tribute to Dolly Parton with a cover of Jolene in London
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library
Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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DanG @lollygagr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Deshaun Watson ... just sayin'
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 20/08/2026
Yo! Bookshop.org just made POUND FOOLISH an "Indie Discovery Title" for August! Cumulative Press conquering the world? It's possible.... bookshop.org/lists/august...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/08/2026
ICE To Equip Officers With Electric Shock Gloves theonion.com/ice-to-equip-officers-…
“Hopefully you can still opt in for the traditional beating.”

Evilyn Hondo, Beet Slicer
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’d screenshot it, enlarge it and put the picture in the offensive meeting room for the week
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