Reposted by DanGKathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Waffle House locations in the panhandle are closed, I repeat, Waffle House locations in the panhandle are closed, this is not a drill. #Isaias 71008426
Reposted by DanG✨ Laas ✨ @whatabossislaas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Stormy put up this piece of paper at the game last night and at first I thought it was a meme but turns out it’s a political statement on Vancouver BC’s already ridiculously expensive housing market??? #Canes 1322637
Reposted by DanGMac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality. 4151811333
Reposted by DanGScientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The giant tortoise Jonathan was fully grown at around 50 years old in an 1882 photo. Here are the genetics that might keep him going today at 194.scientificamerican.comThe oldest known land animal is 194. How did he get so ancient?The secret to Jonathan the tortoise’s extreme longevity may be in keeping genes tidy 15913
Reposted by DanGCarolina Hurricanes (Bot) @notcanes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Winner winner, chicken dinner! Celebrate yesterday’s #Canes road win with Alpaca Chicken! Redeem your Buy One, Get One FREE entrée in the Alpaca app today only. 082
Reposted by DanGThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form. 188111441867
Reposted by DanGThe News & Observer @newsobserver.com · 07/10/2026Cooking foods thoroughly and washing (and if possible, peeling) produce helps lower risk of E. coli.bit.lyMore fruit recalled at 2 NC grocery stores after stomach illness reportsCooking foods thoroughly and washing (and if possible, peeling) produce helps lower risk of E. coli. 101
Reposted by DanGArcherforCanes @archerforcanes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Stanley Cup with be at Dix park today from 3:30-6 for those still looking to get a picture. It will be at the Gibson play park. Check Dix IG for more details. #carolinaculture 095
Reposted by DanGCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This place is annoying as hell M-F but I love weekends on Bluesky The Sports App 320211
Reposted by DanGCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Cavan Sullivan you magnificent bastard #USMNT 19680148
Reposted by DanGJacob Pomrenke @buckweaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026No baseball games tonight, so you should all check out our amazing new multimedia project on Baseball at Manzanar, with rare photos and interview clips with Japanese American survivors of the incarceration camps. The ebook is also a free download for all SABR members: sabr.org/baseball-at-... 22811
Reposted by DanGINDY Week @indyweek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In its second year, the free Raleigh roots music festival features 60 acts that draw on a wide range of multicultural traditions, including gospel, classical Chinese music, Son huasteco, and more.indyweek.comRaleigh, Wide Open to the WorldIn its second year, the free, three-day Raleigh Wide Open festival features 60 acts that draw on a wide range of traditions. 041
Reposted by DanGMeg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 01/10/2026The Cubs are now without challenges, even as their challenges are legion. 1677
Reposted by DanGcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026MAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround 2042488
Reposted by DanGDerek VanRiper @dvr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Night shift! When the seventh inning begins in the Cubs-Padres game, @enosarris.bsky.social, Producer Mac, and I going live! 🐝 Join us, and bring a few friends! 🍻👇 youtube.com/live/A4npQHFJFZk?feature=shareyoutube.comMLB Wild Card LIVE : Day 1 | Recap, Reactions & What’s NextYouTube video by Rates & Barrels 042
Reposted by DanGMatt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Jaxson Dart, Jameis Winston, and J.J. McCarthy in the same quarterback room? why it's almost TOO intellectual 81358
DanG @lollygagr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Hooper drives the boat, Chief"static.klipy.comHooper from JawsALT: Hooper from Jaws 000
Reposted by DanGThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinpingtheonion.comXi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last VisitWASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres... 383812576
Reposted by DanGBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Onion Sports handles are back! Stay tuned! 24115965
Reposted by DanGGovernor Josh Stein @ncgovernor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We had a great time welcoming the Carolina Hurricanes to the People’s House and celebrating this incredible team, their historic playoff run, and what the Canes mean to our state. This team gives North Carolina something to cheer for together, and we’re proud to celebrate our Stanley Cup champions. 2415
Reposted by DanGᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This genuinely made me laugh out loud today 104038816
Reposted by DanGThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026Russian Oligarch Bankrolls Donald Trump Jr.’s Wedding After Party theonion.com/russian-oligarch-bankr… 747233
Reposted by DanGRotoWire Baseball @rotowiremlb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Aaron Judge: Going on 10-day injured list 102
Reposted by DanGThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026New Orleans Pelicans Can’t Help But Notice They’re Not On NBA Schedule This Year theonion.com/new-orleans-pelicans-c… 987268
DanG @lollygagr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Completely irrational reaction upon seeing this ESPN Fantasy banner ad: McCaffrey is doomed, Kaelon Black is my league winner #NFL #Fantasy #ESPN 000
Reposted by DanGSardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 17/09/2026'To Vienna by train and post' Andreas Karl Hemberger, c.1950 09530
Reposted by DanGThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026Congress Passes $430,000/Hour Minimum Wage For Billionaires To learn more about America's gaping wealth gap, head to youtube.com/politizane. 161045183
Reposted by DanGChristopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 08/09/2026POUND FOOLISH just listed on @bookshop.org Best-Sellers of the week... ...and we're *in* the dang graphic Thank you, everyone! (if you're happy and you know it, please RT...) 14826
Reposted by DanGJJ Zachariason @lateroundqb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The first 15 Transactions episode of the season is live. I talk through 15 things you can do to your roster before Week 1’s games begin. open.spotify.com/episode/3fAD...open.spotify.com1121: 15 Transactions for Week 1The Late-Round Fantasy Football Podcast · Episode 3197
DanG @lollygagr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comSimone Jackson: It Was A Month AgoALT: Simone Jackson: It Was A Month Ago 000
Reposted by DanGAl Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026“Lost media” no longer! I finally got permission to upload “AL’S BRAIN,” an 11-minute educational 3-D film attraction which ran at the Orange County and Western Washington fairs, and hasn’t been seen publicly since 2009. You can watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/2xujU87ZHt4 10392242507
Reposted by DanGlighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social · 23/05/2026tim curry keeping up the bit twenty years after the fact by writing in his memoir that he and miss piggy had an affair during the filming of muppet treasure island is just so good and funny 1564841317
Reposted by DanGThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026Rest Of Fantasy League Losing Patience With Player Who Has Other Things Going On In His Life theonion.com/rest-of-fantasy-league… 784656
Reposted by DanGWuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Jack White is already paying tribute to Dolly Parton with a cover of Jolene in London 13079711573
Reposted by DanGBoze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP. 40118013395
Reposted by DanGRolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...rollingstone.comTurning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination LibraryCore team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world. 129190418282
Reposted by DanGJoel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7243894411285
Reposted by DanGChristopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 20/08/2026Yo! Bookshop.org just made POUND FOOLISH an "Indie Discovery Title" for August! Cumulative Press conquering the world? It's possible.... bookshop.org/lists/august... 3213
Reposted by DanGThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/08/2026ICE To Equip Officers With Electric Shock Gloves theonion.com/ice-to-equip-officers-… 1071373
Reposted by DanGJP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I’d screenshot it, enlarge it and put the picture in the offensive meeting room for the week 1101