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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
TIL there's a radio edit of Pink Pony Club, so unnecessary!
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Just told my partner I had Linger by The Cranberries in my head & he replied 'in your head' 😂 I belly laughed 😂
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💞Sabrina💞 @sabrinarina.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
This girl on tiktok said she’s gonna start wearing more glitter bc who’s gonna murder you if they risk getting glitter all over themselves and who wants to deal with that kind of evidence and she’s got a point. If glitter survived our house fire it can survive anything 🤣
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Finally joined my local library & now have 4 books to get through in 4 weeks 🥰
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Okay my partner is watching Star Trek & every time Patrick Stewart talks all I hear is Matt Berry & it is SO entertaining 😂
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Anyway, maybe one day we'll have a socialist society where the rich pay their taxes & we can access proper mental health support, but with the world as it is that seems less & less likely in my lifetime.
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
So I referred myself to my local NHS talking therapy service 6 weeks ago because I got made redundant for the 3rd time in just over a year & that was the straw that broke the camel's back for my uncooperative brain...
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is HR@opm.gov, so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Sweeeeeet, not eligible for UC as my partner works full time, and JSA covers less than two thirds of my bills. I guess I'll go fuck myself then???? Realllllly hoping my job search ends successfully soon!
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Day 1 of unemployment: a trip to the vet! 🫩
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Had to put the cone of shame on dog #2 as she's got a saw pad on one of her back foot & my suspicions are confirmed: she does not deal well with the cone of shame.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
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Cyzor @cyzorgg.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
"No white people during Kendrick's halftime show? So much for diversity" Oh you didn't hear? DEI got canceled. He clearly hired the best people for the job 😌
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Tonight I put some treats in 2 kitchen roll tubes & folded one end over & shoved a bit of kitchen roll in the other end for an enrichment game for the dogs & it really does show the difference between them...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick Lamar managed to piss off all the right people. Well done.
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Reo Eveleth @reveleth.com · 08/02/2025
There is a clear and direct line between “protect women’s sports” and the ongoing efforts to eradicate trans folks from existence entirely. If you thought it was “just about sports” so it was either contained/about fairness, or you didn’t care, now is the time to come to grips with being wrong.
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
What? I hate this
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
What does my head in the most about Hannibal is that he is permanently in a fucking three piece suit complete with pocket square like DUDE would it kill you to give a pair of joggers or just some jeans a go for once? Get yourself a hoodie my guy!
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Good Law Project @goodlawproject.org · 07/02/2025
🚨NEW 🚨 On 22 January, GB News presenter Josh Howie repeated a homophobic slur linking the LGBTQ+ community to paedophilia. This is offensive, wrong and unlawful. Join us in writing a complaint to Ofcom to force them to take action 👇 t.co/3b5UH9zuOR
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Ima join my local library tomorrow ☺️
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Anyway, I saw another otter today & it made my week!
An otter in a river, looking into the camera
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
At what point do you just fucking give up on someone who steadfastly refuses to take a single grain of accountability, do any self-reflection, & just will not live in the real world whatsoever?
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Just almost cried because I accidentally swallowed the last bit of my last pear drop. Why yes, I do have raging PMS.
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
In my 10+ years of being in a job where I have calls/meetings booked in I can honestly count on one hand the number I've missed without messaging to cancel or reschedule, & that's when really ill & I couldn't get to my emails. It's just fucking rude not to say anything.
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Expecting a personal statement of at least 900 words addressing how you meet every single criteria on a person specification is not an inclusive hiring practice. It's ridiculously time-consuming & labour intensive, especially in this economy, & ableist as fuck.
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
So Chris Brown won a Grammy what the actual fuck
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Where I End by Sophie White 🖤
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
When you've had a lovely, wholesome, but sociable weekend & it gets to Sunday night & BOOM big cry o'clock 😭
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I think I need to start buying DVDs again
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
People who hate diversity know that on an even playing field they can’t compete. It’s really that simple
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Tired & anxious & my tummy hurts 😫
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Whennnnn will companies stop using Workday, it's so, so shit. 'Please upload your CV then spend the next 10-15 minutes correcting all the information we've incorrectly parsed' & multiple compulsory boxes that it doesn't show you until you attempt to click submit. Fml.
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Just found out The Brutalist is 3.5 hours long & fuck thaaaaaat
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Burrito bowlllllll with homemade salsa, guacamole, refried beans, spiced chicken & lime & coriander rice 😌
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what she said to me: No.
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Awoken on my day off when I'd gone to bed late at 0659 by the doorbell. Man wants to know where the gas meter off. I DON'T KNOW where the gas meter is 😩
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Bookshelfie ⭐️ @bookshelfie.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
As an autistic person, can I just say that never in my life have I accidentally made a gesture that could be mistaken for a n*zi salute. I'm sick to my back teeth of people using neurodivergence an excuse to be an absolute deplorable human being.
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Everything sucks but hey, I saw an otter for the first time ever this morning, so that's one moment of joy at least 💕
An otter across a river in the grass, looking at the camera An otter across a river in some grass
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
You know, this explains a LOT...
Cartoon by @IG_Doods

Four panels.

1. Purple mouse: Dude, I think your friend sets people on fire...

2. Green mouse: What? Don't be ridiculous.

3. Purple mouse: He's holding a sign and a lighter.

[there's a terracotta-coloured rodent holding a lighter and a sign that says "I set people on fire."]

Green mouse: That could mean anything.

4. Purple mouse: He's setting you on fire right now.

[the terracotta-coloured rodent is using his lighter to set fire to Green Mouse's tail.]

Green mouse: You're taking things out of context.
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Sir Norman of Nowhere. CSE. 🏴‍☠️ @sirnorman.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
For all the doubters, how are these not the same?
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Did I just spent about an hour going through all the US-based tiktokers I follow to make sure I was following them on YT/insta etc? Why yes, yes I did.
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Word of the day is ‘depooperit’, from 18th-century Scots: ‘enfeebled both mentally and physically’.
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Less than a week out from finding out if I'm about to made redundant for the 3rd time in less than 18 months. I truly give up on trying to forge a career. It's exhausting.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Bad news, Radiohead fans. The band has finally revealed what country “The National Anthem” is the national anthem of: Loserville
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Truly the best way to wake up is your spaniel realising 10 mins after your alarm goes off that the stairgate is open & so you hear an excited trot up the stairs then she leaps into bed with you 🥰
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The most unrealistic thing about A Quiet Place Day One is that a British man in his 30s would be called Eric
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
My god I adore this weather
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Rock songs in the 70s were like "She's a dangerous woman, she'll play you like a fiddle, she'll steal your heart and ruin your life. She's 16."
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Lois @lois-lois.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I did the same last night! Now we need viable alternatives to FB & insta too 😩
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