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If one thing made the Disney/Fox takeover worth it... ...it's that I never knew the world was missing the awesomeness that is Emma Thompson and Homer Simpson duetting "Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines"... #thesimpsons

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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 6h

And to be clear, he was like this before Oct 7. Too many people remain in denial of the fact that this openly genocidal ideology has been the norm in Israel for a while. I covered the 2014 war and it was already like that then. It just got worse.

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Peace & Justice Project @peaceandjustice.bsky.social · 8h

The removal of US bombers from RAF Fairford is a welcome step in ending Britain's role as a staging ground for Trump's imperialist atrocities around the world. We hope this leads to further demilitarisation and the swift removal of US nuclear weapons and personnel from Britain.

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 04/10/2026

lads if you are gonna arrive in my mentions to talk about what happened at the green party conference today you'd better know more about the entire issue than I do, and you'd better know for a fact that you know more about it than I do

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 03/10/2026

it is a British show!!! LET IT BE A BRITISH SHOW

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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/10/2026

if you’ve ever wondered about this one: he’s dressed like a pirate and he has a cockatoo that, instead of “pieces of eight”, says “twelve and a half percent” which, if you do the math, is 1/8 god dammit, Terry

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I reiterate that it is *incredible* to look at four years of totally open genocide and destruction, and come away with total certainty that it’s the people saying this is criminal, bad and extremely racist, who are wrong and hateful.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

because of my last name i often get calls from scammers who ask "do you speak chinese" and i repeat "english only please" until they get angry. then they insult me in chinese and i say "thank you, have a nice day" in perfect chinese and get to hear 3-4 seconds of glorious yelling before i hang up

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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/10/2026

okay but that makes him look worse you do realize that makes him look worse, right

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Chico Escuela @blaqdocdown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Morning email scan mood.

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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Simple solution: just don't do it. The US desire to find 'clean' ways of killing people is ultimately to try and absolve themselves of what they're doing: killing people. There is no clean and morally pure way of taking a life - and particularly not of someone whose entirely within your power

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Pippa @pippa404.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My gran once went to investigate what was making my aunt giggle with delight. As a toddler, she’d discovered that sticking her mum’s knitting needles into the power socket (1950s) was a fun way to shoot backwards across the kitchen floor. My aunt grew up to be the most sensible person I know 🤷‍♀️

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John Deans @jjbillyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tipping culture now so wild in the US the fly in your soup's worth another 5%

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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ngl "2 doggers, a lad out on the rob for diesel, a fly tipper and an actual terrorist get swept up into an international incident" would be a really funny premise for a slice of life British comedy

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highpoh.bsky.social @highpoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Also if it turns out it was nothing President Dumpy Pants and Clown Shoes Rubip getting involved is even funnier.

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/09/2026

I do appreciate just how quickly the whole of British social media pivoted to absolutely taking the piss outta the fairford incident. we still don’t even know what happened but we know it’s funny

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Robert Lock @robertlock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Hunt for Red Diesel ....

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.

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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

One of these days I’m going to crack and claim that it’s because it’s the date of the destruction of the One Ring and then I will probably have to have a very embarrassing conversation with my bishop

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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It’s, uh, nine months before Christmas Day.

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 27/09/2026

please use relevant key words WITHOUT ASTERISKS in your posts for those of us with content filters okay thanks

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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 27/09/2026

I think a lot of online leftists need to internalize that Zohran is a successful socialist is because he's not a hostile dickhead

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 27/09/2026

Wow Google trained its sarcasm detector on Bluesky

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Locopells @locopells.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oh come on @oldenoughtosay.com, it's still September FFS...

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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/09/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Interesting Times

“But there are causes worth dying for,” said Butterfly.
“No, there aren’t! Because you’ve only got one life but you can pick up another five causes on any street corner!”
“Good grief, how can you live with a philosophy like that?”
Rincewind took a deep breath.
“Continuously!”

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Aldous Huxley @slowridr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

And include the mugglefreaking opening hours, you lunatics.

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electricpolecat.bsky.social @electricpolecat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's the pending 0-point deduction plus a fine of about a tenth of the first-team squad's weekly wages that will really hurt them.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026

ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points

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Chris @improbablytall.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Time for my favourite French Constitutional joke: Man walks into a library and says "excuse me, I'm looking for a copy of the French constitution." "I'm sorry, sir," replies the librarian, "but we don't stock periodicals."

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

De Gaulle's takeover WAS a military coup, btw. Sorry. But if there are literally paratroopers prepping to drop on the capital, with tanks waiting to roll into Paris then it is not a Sparkling Emergency Prime Minister appointment It is a coup, from the coup region of France.

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Man City being guilty of 115 charges is serious business. 115 slaps on the wrist is gonna leave a bit of a bruise.

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Locopells @locopells.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The UNHQ should be in a country that is an ICC signatory and respects member's access... #un #icc

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

it was, perhaps unsurprisingly, the French who first sent cats into space.

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Sue B @leftiewokesue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

That old Peter Mandelson arrogance that "they have no-one else to vote for" has been a theme of this Labour cohort since they gained power...

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Locopells @locopells.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

No, I'm sorry John, you don't get to ostracise your mother, call her by her first name, cut off nearly all contact (for understandable reasons, but that's not my issue here) and then try to control who she talks to... #lanterns

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Jamie Douglass @jamesldouglass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Kilimanjaro just means "big snowy mountain" (kilima = hill, njaro = snowy), presumably the conversation went thus: British Explorer, armed with flag: "You sir! That there, yonder, what do you call it?" Chagga tribesman [very slowly, for this is clearly an imbecile] "It is a BIG...SNOWY...MOUNTAIN"

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Oliver Savory @oliverj0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It really sticks out with American place names because they were all named in modern English, but so many English place names translate as something like "John's village" or "Bob's forest". Lambeth, in Central London, comes from "landing place for lambs"

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szrpnzfffdrrzzz @szarypanz.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026

modern name of istanbul is probably derived from early arab and turk conquerors asking byzantine peasants about constantinople and receiving an answer 'big city there'

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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Newcastle in the north of the UK is a city that is 946 years old, named after a new castle that was built there

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026

'So it's a city?' 'Yes' 'And it's in Mexico?' 'Yup' 'And what's it called?' 'You're never gonna believe this...'

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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 21/09/2026

i promise i do occasionally tidy our house, it just only lasts for like thirty seconds

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nimbleasanimbus.bsky.social @nimbleasanimbus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

On the plus side we got a new Disney meme.

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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Some Jews are religious & terrible people (See: Ben-Gvir) Some Christians are religious & terrible (take yr pick from the current US regime!) Some Christians are secular & terrible (ditto!) Ditto religious/secular Muslims! Many of all above categories are GREAT! Most of us are a mixed bag! ETC

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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Stop Killing Kids, Assholes

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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If you cannot hold empathy for multiple populations at the same time, that says more about you than me.

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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I've been called an antisemite and an islamophobe this week for making space for multiple traumas and declaring dead children is wrong no matter who does what travesty to whom. I don't decide what you think of me. I do decide that "dead children is wrong" is a hill I will defend.

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