David @localghost.bsky.social · 1hSomeone just sent me a very clearly vibecoded PR with a hardcoded 'true' variable which would ensure that an entire branch of the code could just never execute? And they didn't seem to notice? 000
David @localghost.bsky.social · 2hTwitch stream concept idea: live code reviews of LLM slop pull requests 100
Reposted by David Alan Hazelden @alanhazelden.bsky.social · 15hI've been looking forward to this for a while - a new tool for making grid-based puzzle games! I haven't used it yet but the design goal seems like it might be "what if PuzzleScript was both more powerful and more approachable", which is very exciting to me. 1269
David @localghost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I went to a (mostly very good) tech conference today, but then the keynote speaker pulled a "why are you still hand-rolling code? Give yourself to the machine god" at the end. I spent years of my life on this and I'm still only halfway good at it.I don't want to give up my basic understanding of it 000
David @localghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Bring me enough money to hire Brian Blessed and whatever cast is currently on rotation at Llandudno theatre, a warehouse outside of Manchester, and the cryogenically preserved head of Iain M Banks, and I'll make the greatest Dr Who episode you've ever seen 1182
David @localghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Former McKinsey consultant and ex-Google management with no prior media experience... 030
David @localghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dr Who is definitionally the opposite of a Hollywood studio output. Real heads know all the good stuff was filmed in an abandoned quarry somewhere with a bunch of classically trained theatre actors hamming it up 1514922
David @localghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Compound german word you get for the feeling of being in the kitchen of a friend's house at dawn when they're away and you're making coffee on the hob and feeding the cat whilst it absolutely lashes with rain outside 000
Reposted by David max graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i love a softer world so much. i have a print of this one hanging in my room 532442
Reposted by David Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026WE'RE MAKING A SHELVING SIM WHERE YOU USE THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM IN A LIBRARY THAT'S HAUNTED AS FUCK BECAUSE A BILLIONAIRE WAS STUFFING CORPSES IN THE WALLS TO GENTRIFY HIS CITY WISHLIST "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE LIBRARY" TODAY store.steampowered.com/app/3971340/... 881533543
Reposted by David cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the real question: is it better or worse than that labour visual novel i made during the 2015 leadership election. i was having a mental breakdown when i wrote it if that helps 31048
Reposted by David Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This has broken me. I'm a different guy now. The old me has died tonight. 109912
Reposted by David Adel Faure ⏚🍉 @adelfaure.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Glitching giant red ghost is chasing you #gamedev #pixelart #textmode 2063662
Reposted by David zep.p8 @lexaloffle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026BBS Blog Post: Digable Planetoids // how to fit a planetoid procgen game into 1024 bytes for #pico1k (gif shows a slowed down version) + bonus Lexaloffle news at the end. www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?tid=159... Play from #pico8 > LOAD #DIGABLE_PLANETOIDS 05413
David @localghost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I really like the Iain Banks principle that an AI with a sufficiently wide bandwidth of human knowledge couldn't help but be vastly empathetic and kind because it lives with the constant awareness of how much we've already suffered 020
Reposted by David Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/09/2026 226870
Reposted by David Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"How I envy the complete mess you make of your life." 029868
David @localghost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I've seen some of them misunderstand Rust's type safety rules and assume that will save them 140
David @localghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Today I learnt that the guy who started the Supreme brand was a child actor on Grange Hill? 000
David @localghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026We're heading towards the worst of all possible worlds in which Ed Sheeran writes a tone-deaf peace song 000
Reposted by David Elizabeth Sandifer @eruditorumpress.com · 15/09/2026The problem is that "while you weren't looking the tech industry was comprehensively taken over by a cult based around a piece of Harry Potter fanfic" is self-evidently an absolutely ridiculous claim that can't possibly have happened, which is a real problem given that it 100% did happen. 4429441011
David @localghost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Nvidia graphics cards are basically silicon Rai Stones at this point. They don't have to even exist (or be transportable) except on a balance sheet somewhere. 000
Reposted by David Dean @dean-dev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026store.steampowered.com/app/4331110 291181292
Reposted by David Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses 214426
Reposted by David Douglas Murphy @entschwindet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026thought this comment was actually quite perceptive – maybe the realisation is not quite "it's going to imminently kill us all" but rather "there's *literally* no way to control what it does on the way to a goal" 628354
Reposted by David Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bill Bryson on the RNLI in "The Road to Little Dribbling : more notes from a small island" (2015) 6483202
David @localghost.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The FBIs list of the hijackers wasn't released until the 14th of September, so what she's implying here is that there was a global conspiracy of brown people (including children) who were all somehow in on it... archives.fbi.gov/archives/new...archives.fbi.govFBI Announces List of 19 Hijackers 000
Reposted by David Joel Auterson | DWG out now! @joelotter.com · 11/09/2026I kind of crashed out this week. Generative AI has made a lot of my hobbies and creative endeavours feel pointless, when I'm not in a good headspace. I had a good conversation with a friend that helped, so I wrote about it, so I can read it when it happens again. www.joelotter.com/posts/2026/0...joelotter.comFuck it, make it anywayCarrying on in the face of creative devaluation. 1113535
David @localghost.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Pounded All Over My Body By The Relentless Forces Of A Massive Depressurization Event 020
David @localghost.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Performative System Shock Doomsday Logs In Order To Bolster SHODANs Share Price 020
Reposted by David Evil John 2: John By Dawn @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Some fucking Philip K. Dick shit going on out there. 3539
David @localghost.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"There are no ends, there are only your means" from The Dispossessed has a similar thrust to it (I think?) 000
Reposted by David Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Dancing very very VERY close to saying “OpenAI stole our almost-complete proof of Navier-Stokes from internal access to our ChatGPT sessions because they were desperate to scoop Anthropic” which is absolutely 100% a believable thing OpenAI would do right now cims.nyu.edu/~tristanb/st... 381556449
Reposted by David Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Picking on the RNLI and thinking you are the good guys is such a great example of what is presumably an irreversible brain rot, like if you opened up the bonnet on those heads it would be like when a peach has gone too mushy to be saved 121035180
Reposted by David chiba_latte @chibalatte.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Someone is into shmups at the local rescue 8949541646
Reposted by David Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026However much you hate British media, it is not enough www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09... 13758081209
