David @localghost.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Another entry in my compilation of British pub toilet graffiti. The AWS serverless toilet: 000
David @localghost.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Technically David Lynch is responsible for the existence of Hannah Montana Linux... 040
David @localghost.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Imagine how it feels from the other side.: You've just given £5 million to buy a politician and then you risk losing it all to a guy dressed as a bin, because the person you bribed is demonstrably incompetent... 001
David @localghost.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Trying to imagine that Wigan train station has some a e s t h e t i c / n I g h t v i b e s lofi hiphop thing going on 010
David @localghost.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Real Simon Stålenhag vibes from this kids playground on the Isle of Hoy 100
David @localghost.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Gonna put an ESP-32 in this thing and turn it into a pentesting threat platform. Or an email notification system... 010
David @localghost.bsky.social · 13/06/2026For gods sake, don't take perception-altering drugs at the liminal-space rave.. 010
David @localghost.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Average British pub toilet basically has graffiti straight out of Silent Hill 010
David @localghost.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Stumbling out of a late-night showing of Backrooms at the hauntological liminal-space multiplex 000
David @localghost.bsky.social · 04/06/2026RIP Virginia Woolf you would have absolutely killed it on 2008-era-sapphic-softgirl-uwu-tumblr 110
David @localghost.bsky.social · 26/05/2026The lion absolutely concerns himself with phone-calls about his difficult divorce... 000
David @localghost.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I mean, yes, technically you _could_ use GitHub as your visual novel game engine... 010
David @localghost.bsky.social · 19/04/2026...and now I have one sprite which is used for both the walls and the player character 000
David @localghost.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I am once again at the rendering-badly-formatted-font-sheets stage of making a roguelike 100
David @localghost.bsky.social · 04/04/2026It's Eastertime so I'm once again remembering the Challah Bread Jesus incident of 1969 000
David @localghost.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Someone should port Skyrim into the Thomas The Tank Engine simulator. 000
David @localghost.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I chopped up the jazzy bit of Heel Turn 2 by the Mountain Goats and made some Four Tet/Nintendo blips 000
David @localghost.bsky.social · 16/01/2026The edges of ontologies are inherently fuzzy due to the lossy nature of language as a medium for describing reality. GCs are speed-running all the mistakes of modernist thought and they don't even know it... 0100
David @localghost.bsky.social · 01/12/2025POV: You're in an Immersive Sim set in my parents house 000
David @localghost.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Because Iain M Banks discourse is happening again on The Other Site: 120
David @localghost.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Started a new .NET project for a laugh because, hey, maybe it'd be nice to try making a roguelike in F# or something. And... what the DEUCE is this build tooling? 200
David @localghost.bsky.social · 26/10/2025before you slide into my DMs, just know that I'm built like this 030
David @localghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Ursula K Le Guin: I have written The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas as a cautionary tale. Mr Beast: At long last I have created the child trapped In a basement from the classic science fiction story The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas. 020
David @localghost.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Immersive sim idea: all the environmental storytelling is graffiti on the walls of a small British town 010
David @localghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Thoughts and prayers for the people on reddit who thought they were pirating Wuthering Heights and got the Kate Bush video by accident 110
David @localghost.bsky.social · 29/08/2025A while back I drew some fan-art of Paul Atreides having a spice vision of himself as a Furby. I hope you all enjoy it... 000
David @localghost.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I'm at the Albert Camus theme bar / I'm at the Simone de Beauvoir theme bar / I'm at the combination Albert Camus Simone de Beauvoir theme bar 000
David @localghost.bsky.social · 30/07/2025No, because of this. The British perception of immigration is shaped more by newspapers than it is actual immigration levels. Also, halting small boats won't actually make anyone's lives materially better. It won't fix the NHS or fill potholes in your road or help your nan get a GP appointment... 000
David @localghost.bsky.social · 20/06/2025The fact that the Ayatollah of Iran tweets like the Reddit Ambien Wife Guy is very funny to me 010
