iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Aims @aimsarte.bsky.social · 18/10/2026

“I LOVE WEED! This morning, my daughter called... decline! Smoking, honey! LOL” - Perch Perkins #spongebob

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Aki Orange 🐶🍊 @orangeisborange.com · 16/10/2026

Finally, I got the game out of the box! Just in time before the remake. I heard this game was good!

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Kayin @kayin.moe · 16/10/2026

I think the thing that gets me is like when the US passes stupid laws like this, no one actually expects them to work. They're usually an attack on a group of people, and the law is cruelty. When the UK passes a dumb law, the MFers seem to think it'll work??? Is that better or worse???

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Katt @sarcastickatt.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Repost if $30k would change your life right now

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

"the gays gained rights by voting for the homophobic democrats." no the democrats gained the votes of gay people when they started offering policy concessions, however slow and incremental. this also goes in reverse. offer incremental concessions to the right on trans issues and lose our support

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Spontaneous Elucidation of Wise Principles spotted

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Kid Named Five Albums @toskarin.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

one sip off the 鬼佬 got me asking reddit

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Travis @someforeignfield.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Palestinian skateboarder in Gaza doing a kickflip over an unexploded US-made (in Garland, Texas) Mk. 84 2000lb aerial bomb, provided to Israel as one of many tens of thousands of aerial bombs in the 1,000 and 2,000lb class included in US military assistance.

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Lex @cherrygoblin.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

I think I cooked

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Kayin @kayin.moe · 17/10/2026

I said this elsewhere, but this is very unfair to cucks. Vibe coders don't care at all what's in their projects, but while cucks are extremely invested in what's going inside their wives. 😔

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becky @bbwpizzahut.blacksky.app · 16/10/2026

like holy fuck nigga

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

The first automobile with a dedicated White Flight button

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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Oyecomova's special technique

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contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

kyaaaaaaa~! you pervert!

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gina @ootheca.net · 14/10/2026

>elf makes fun of me because human narrative art takes place over a hilariously short span of time, from the perspective of their long-lived race >i read an elfish book >its just a normal book but every chapter starts with '100 years later'

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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Trying to explain the specific form of euro-misery that Psycho Patrol R captures, where the government is extremely ministerial and bureaucratic, but only in a way that inconveniences and pisses people off, so everyone has this bespoke pet issue that they're barely holding it together over.

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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

So the entire world sort of feels like a hospital waiting room with an armed cop in it, while the guy next to you tells you how you can run cheap vodka through a charcoal water filter to make it taste better.

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Dorothy @catandgirl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

They're going to kill us all to build a beach resort.

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Kid Named Five Albums @toskarin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

the most bizarre feature of BRINK wasn't the way that body type was a second layer of class customisation you couldn't swap in-match, but that the tattoos and scars were actually permanent for some bizarre reason. in a lobby-based fps that didn't really have rpg mechanics otherwise

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/10/2026

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

There’s some quote, I think from Seth Rogan, that says that it’s fine to cross lines in comedy but people want to understand that you’re aware a line exists and have an awareness and deliberateness to it, and I think that’s the reason people like Mel Brooks are so funny and dipshit stand ups aren’t

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Helen @wokesteppenomad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I'm really more post-woke than woke these days. I still like the emotional intensity and general political ethis of hardcore woke but feel like it has a very limited songwriting structure and general ceiling to musical complexity.

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♱🐺Crow/Mogz🐺♱ @maimedwolf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

last night i had a dream that i was a mail delivery person but everyone that worked for this specific company got a little box cart to sit in and it would fly around so you could deliver mail

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gormless tomfool bea 💗💜💙 @beesmygod.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

smug buddha on anthropeum today

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normal sara @sarasocial.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

well not exactly “anything” huh

sponsored youtube ad for TPUSA showing thumbnail of charlie kirk with the title “he shows up, mic in hand, ready for anything”

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Kayin @kayin.moe · 11/10/2026

While mot the only place you'd find cabinets, the context of the arcade itself is important. These games expect to be surrounded by competitors. So while a ruthless place, arcades were at the same times one of the most honest places to play games. The most you can steal from a player is one credit.

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danny 🔜 Sonic Expo Dallas @danny8bit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

met a very important celebrity at NYCC this year

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FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT @littlebeeposmisery.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

fuck no you're kidding me none at all really are you serious what the fuck

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Iron Joe @ironjoebro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

tough part of getting good at Slay the Spire is realizing that sometimes you really do have to pick the first one

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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I'm watching Super Size Me and I thought this was was gonna be giantess porn this fucking sucks. If I wanted to watch an alcoholic eat fast food I'd hang out with my stepdad

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

mountain tim was kind of an asshole for saying this to a paraplegic

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Emily @litterpants-emmy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

this is so important,,,

Image of a size chart of a carboniferous griffinfly next to a human. A picture of a cup of boba tea is superimposed in front of the human, coming up to their waist.

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want to like Boba tea, but I hate when you're trying to get a drink of the liquid but instead a huge line of only bobas gets rapid fired into your mouth like fwopfwopfwopfwopfwopfwopfwop it feels like some Carboniferous-era insect is ovipositing its eggs into me non-consensually and it freaks me out because i can't help but picture its huge wings buzz-flapping on my face and making that awful insect-wing sound and then i get nauseous anand i can't finish the boba tea.

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Meena Dhalgren @missdhalgren.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Don't cry — White Pikmin."

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shameless wrestling addict @draculaflowniece.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

my friend cell was doing that

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Zinzrinz @zinzrinz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

[said genuinely gently] "Hey, don't cry. Tail vore."

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lottie "scary evil puppy" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

if i was the sort of man who was willing to appear dressed like this in a feature film, maybe I would think a little harder before giving Roxanne so much shit over a dress

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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ ❤️‍🔥 @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

you know what, this is random. but shout out to school lunch ladies that don't let children starve

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Kid Named Five Albums @toskarin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

one of the funniest mechanics in tale of immortal is that, if you want to survive making someone powerful angry at you, it's in your interest to start a bunch of extremely petty beefs against people you know you can thrash, because ambushes roll from a single pool of people mad at you

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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Giving Benjamin Franklin dysphoria by showing him pictures of the quaker oates guy

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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

what youve been missing on twitter

a fake twitter thread where someone posts pornography of green lantern, then a nazi posts a comment telling them to kill themselves and then someone posts a panel from an old green lantern saying he canonically says trans rights and hes just saying “i wouldnt even kill a poof if i saw one”

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