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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 9h

mountain tim was kind of an asshole for saying this to a paraplegic

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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 9h

fixed it

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"They don't want victory, they don't want power,

they want some good weed, a philly cheesesteak,
and a bitch to give them head #mood"

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Emily @litterpants-emmy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

this is so important,,,

Image of a size chart of a carboniferous griffinfly next to a human. A picture of a cup of boba tea is superimposed in front of the human, coming up to their waist.

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want to like Boba tea, but I hate when you're trying to get a drink of the liquid but instead a huge line of only bobas gets rapid fired into your mouth like fwopfwopfwopfwopfwopfwopfwop it feels like some Carboniferous-era insect is ovipositing its eggs into me non-consensually and it freaks me out because i can't help but picture its huge wings buzz-flapping on my face and making that awful insect-wing sound and then i get nauseous anand i can't finish the boba tea.

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Meena Dhalgren @missdhalgren.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Don't cry — White Pikmin."

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shameless wrestling addict @draculaflowniece.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

my friend cell was doing that

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Zinzrinz @zinzrinz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

[said genuinely gently] "Hey, don't cry. Tail vore."

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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

if i was the sort of man who was willing to appear dressed like this in a feature film, maybe I would think a little harder before giving Roxanne so much shit over a dress

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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

you know what, this is random. but shout out to school lunch ladies that don't let children starve

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Fascinating and Terrible World of the Sado-Masochist Homosexual @toskarin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

one of the funniest mechanics in tale of immortal is that, if you want to survive making someone powerful angry at you, it's in your interest to start a bunch of extremely petty beefs against people you know you can thrash, because ambushes roll from a single pool of people mad at you

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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Giving Benjamin Franklin dysphoria by showing him pictures of the quaker oates guy

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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

what youve been missing on twitter

a fake twitter thread where someone posts pornography of green lantern, then a nazi posts a comment telling them to kill themselves and then someone posts a panel from an old green lantern saying he canonically says trans rights and hes just saying “i wouldnt even kill a poof if i saw one”

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p.carredo @pcarredo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

vibri gets sent to space for science

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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/10/2026

All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison

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max graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i think people who complain abt noise in adjoining apartments that is just feet walking around on the floor are evil. luckily i live ground floor in an old building but i am shocked by how many friends experience these complaints

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MinaSheep - Sealed Fortress out NOW @minasheep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm in a kind of reverse Earthbound situation with plush toys with the way I'll do anything to prevent harm being inflicted to them

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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Thank you all for 10,000 bsky followers!! I've only been posting my art for like just over a year so the response is genuinely overwhelming at times, but im so thankful to have a place to share my art .. happy yuritober! = ]

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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

holy shit koth_trainsawlaser just got added to tf2’s official map pool?

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✨💖GIRL MEAT VOL. 2 NOW IN PRINT💕💖✨ @cammypuppy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

She’s going to suggest going to the island with the star on it and you are going to say yes…!!! @washy.works

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i just don't think that's something we have any business doing. someone could torture *me* to death and i still wouldn't want the state to then do the same to them. what happens then, then we've *both* been tortured to death? how's that help me? fuck that

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𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔨𝔦𝔪𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔶 @flowuhpowuh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i think my biggest pet peeve with borderlands 3 isn't the story or whatever, it's that pandora as a planet is reduced back to being an arid desert armpit when borderlands 2 showed that it can be a variety of different locales and biomes... sigh

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026

What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?

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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

WE NEED HELP WITH GROCERIES IM THE ONLY ONE PAYING, ANYTHING IS APPRECIATED DEARLY

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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

every three months, somewhere in the world, an indie game maker accidentally recreates quaker silent worship while trying to come up with a new 1-page TTRPG.

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Zinzrinz @zinzrinz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the sexiest aspect of the BLIT/Basilisk Hack- the one that gets overshadowed by its later prominence in stuff like SCP- is how if you have parsed enough of it to have a picture of it in your mind you're still fucked

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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don't want to have feelings about clothing. Stop trying to make me feel nostalgic about breakfast cereal. I don't want to associate quirky comedy sketches with an insurance company I'm legally obligated to give my money to while getting nothing for it. I AM NOT GOING TO GAMBLE ON SPORTS.

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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm so fucking sick of being advertised to. I want literally anything in the fucking world to just be what it is and not also a vehicle for selling me some shit I don't need.

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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I do have to hand him this one.

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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This includes Discord. Discord is probably the most important one to have this emergency shutoff for.

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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

About to melt down and delete everything, losing all your contacts and history of activity? Signed out of your shit. Getting in a circular argument that's clearly spinning out and triggering for you, and turning you into screenshot fodder? S I G N E D O U T O F Y O U R S H I T etc etc

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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Seriously if you have some sort of mood disorder or whatever, have a friend who will sign you out of all your shit and change the passwords for a while if you start really, publicly going through something. That is for you and people you know personally to get through, not posting through it.

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kitty @pawusage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

sue sakamoto

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hassai @hsi02.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

らくがき．．．

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 24/09/2026

We are at the break glass moment on the Democratic Party and its treatment of transgender people, and it is my opinion that if we don’t act now and loudly demand to be heard, we will suffer the consequences of their shift.

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西村ツチカ @tsuchika.com · 24/09/2026

エフェクター

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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

at the end of the day, its US law that is gonna be twisting ANY platform into complying panicking does nothing. if you want to make a diference, contact your senators and demand they vote no on KOSA, as an example of one such bill www.badinternetbills.com

badinternetbills.com

Bad Internet Bills

All of the bad internet bills. One website.

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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

seeing erotic paintings at a museum and being confused about the absence of side image that shows a close-up of the holes

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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

seeing erotic paintings at a museum and being confused why it's not showing how deep the dick is going through x-ray or even the individual sperms trying to to fertilize the egg

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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

seeing erotic paintings at a museum and being confused about why there isn't all three mario princesses lined up showing their tits while all in a different cartoony expression of hypnotic trance and a side image where you see their ass

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