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Lauren Wheels

@llwheels.bsky.social
377 followers 485 following 314 posts

Oldest Millennial, tv enthusiast, sports, Texas Tech, Swiftie, semi-pro pet sitter, Texas liberal, library super fan, your mom.

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Jess Craven ❌👑 @jesscraven101.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
James Talarico’s new ad is hilarious. 😂 Also be sure to call! Because that’s literally the best part. 1 (844) WHOS-KEN (1-844-946-7536)
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy birthday! Just remember 42 is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything!
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For real.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had to hear him speak a few weeks ago and he told a story about how his dad bought 3 children so they wouldn’t get trafficked and brought them to the US to work for him?! Wtf?!!!!
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wings up! Horns down.
A nice lady with a shirt that says Everyone Watches Holly Rowe.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@sportsiren.bsky.social Holly Rowe is the Dolly Parton of sports: blonde, universally beloved, generous and kind! Nobody messed with our girl! #ThankyouHolly
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
LOL a man had the audacity to tell us to sit down floor seats at Brandi Carlile. Sir, read the room 🤣
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh no!!! Ok I’ll go with this from now on. My bad.
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Ludacris's Hilarious Spit Take
Alt: Ludacris's Hilarious Spit Take when someone called Vin Diesel baldy or something I can’t remember.
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Spooky Scary S-Kevin-ton 💀 @kforce1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is the most perfect commentary on the state of the wnba
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Can we hire someone to send Syd Colson’s threads over here?
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That’s why you and your friends should have a “I Absolutely MUST Be Woken Up” clause in your friendship contacts and documents.
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cdlane.bsky.social @cdlane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Transgender athletes are a red herring open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...
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Transgender athletes are a red herring
It's a non-problem meant to exclude people from public life.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My friends and I call those Guinea Bigs.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This is now stuck in my head. Help me 😅
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Chris ßrinton @cjbrinton.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I'm not even excited about America's 250th birthday anymore
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Kenjamin Barbinyahu. Is this anything?
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
My buddy Graham went on his very first camping trip! He loved it very much 💕
Graham the good boy (dog) smiles for the camera by the campfire.
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I hate when I think I’m buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover they’re just regular donuts.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/05/2026
Let’s go Liberty!
Mayor Mamdani poses with Ellie the Elephant at tonight’s New York Liberty basketball game.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 07/05/2026
who gives a shit if it’s butter
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Not me thinking this was a new hilarious cop show starring Tig Notaro and being super excited 🤦🏻‍♀️
A screen capture of a new Netflix show called Homicide Squad New Orleans with a police officer that looks suspiciously like Tig Notaro but is actually some guy with a fantastic head of hair.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Stop what you are doing and say happy birthday to my best homie Graham! He is unsure about turning another year older but he’s coping. Or he’s dissociating… Thanks!
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 17/04/2026
Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Wait has it been Coleman Domingo the whole time?! My bad. #euphoria
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 12/04/2026
a lot of y’all aren’t ready to hear this but being a good ally means supporting miniature wives
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
To all who celebrate
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Jenny Lewis must make a cameo and do the soundtrack. Please? Pretty please? I’m way too excited about this.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
2-5 business weeks.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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a young boy in a baseball uniform is dancing in the dugout .
Alt: a young Joseph Gordon Levitt doing the iconic angel wings signal in the Classic 90’s movie Angels in the Outfield.
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Slashley Cooper 🔪 @ashleycooper.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Keep going. Save yourself.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Just thinking about my 95 year old grandmother reading this headline.
Pooh Shiesty kidnapped Gucci Mane in Dallas.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing
photo showing the rescuers saving the dog, next to the statue commemorating themcloseup on the base of the statue, showing a dog and a man in a ball cap the top of the statue, where the person at the top of the slope has his hand outstretched so the viewer can "help" pull him up
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Oh my god! Did Duke just beat LSU by doing half of the final play from Double Teamed (Disney 2002)?! #marchmadness #longest6secondsever
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Same. We will limp our old fossil asses to whatever your comes next. 👵🏻
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Thank you. I just woke up and this was the first thing I read today. It’s going to be a good day. 🤣🤣🤣
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Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Big iced tea matchup on Friday
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 18/03/2026
Every single thing named after Cesar Chavez should be renamed for Dolores Huerta
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Oh congrats! I voted for you!
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
That cake looks amazing!!! Good work and happy birthday!
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I wish she could be there for everyone’s panic attacks. She was perfect and so kind. 💕
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Wind chimes on you apartment patio-people should go to jail. I know there are more important things going on. Let’s start here. Everyone agrees.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
That’s White Colsonhead easy mistake to make. 😳
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I mean that’s how it was intended. It was a very bizarre interaction.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I brought my very loved book to a book signing once and the author looked disgusted. I was like, sorry this is my purse book. I bring it everywhere, I love it. She looked like I had handed her a rotten fish to sign. I don’t read her anymore. That was a high compliment!
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I did a “girl… just no” today. Does that count?
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
It was akin to ‘teachers get to wear jeans on Fridays!’. Just disrespectful garbage.
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Alean @alean.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Show us who isn’t clapping when they speak out about #ICE #Grammys
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I wish Posty, Slash and the Boys was a real band. That was freaking AWESOME! #warpigs That could be their name?
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Ooh! I’m going to start saying this! Thank you!!!
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