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Lauren Wheels

@llwheels.bsky.social
377 followers 485 following 314 posts

Oldest Millennial, tv enthusiast, sports, Texas Tech, Swiftie, semi-pro pet sitter, Texas liberal, library super fan, your mom.

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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wings up! Horns down.
A nice lady with a shirt that says Everyone Watches Holly Rowe.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
My buddy Graham went on his very first camping trip! He loved it very much 💕
Graham the good boy (dog) smiles for the camera by the campfire.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Not me thinking this was a new hilarious cop show starring Tig Notaro and being super excited 🤦🏻‍♀️
A screen capture of a new Netflix show called Homicide Squad New Orleans with a police officer that looks suspiciously like Tig Notaro but is actually some guy with a fantastic head of hair.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Stop what you are doing and say happy birthday to my best homie Graham! He is unsure about turning another year older but he’s coping. Or he’s dissociating… Thanks!
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Just thinking about my 95 year old grandmother reading this headline.
Pooh Shiesty kidnapped Gucci Mane in Dallas.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Oh my god! Did Duke just beat LSU by doing half of the final play from Double Teamed (Disney 2002)?! #marchmadness #longest6secondsever
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
My favorite little girls drew on me today. I feel like these two are actual tattoos I need? Not the Donnie Darko one.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Sleepy boop back at ya from Graham.
Sleepy dog nose.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I’m in!
My role in the serotonin cult is Scout. I don’t know what that means. But it’s fun.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The vibe of my friend’s cat is impecable and maybe a little unsettling?
A kitten with impecable vibes. Grey and laying on her back for some reason with eyes open and all knowing.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I waffled it this year and it’s a game changer!
Waffled stuffing and gravy.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I waffled the stuffing because nobody likes any way. It’s a game changer!
Waffled stuffing, turkey with gravy that was just ok, mashed potato, green bean casserole and a yeast roll.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Once we had cake 🤣🤣🤣
A cake that looks like a severed finger.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
My best friend cut her finger off in shop class when we were in high school. We call the anniversary Severance Day.
Foam finger missing the middle finger to remember Severance Day 2/2/2001.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Why does this random costume lady have my face?! This is not me! Am I a time traveler? Help!!!
A lady who is not me but has my face. She is dressed as a paper doll and looks great. Not me. Trust me she looks just like me. This is a picture of me with an improvised and shitty drawing for her paper doll costume. The costume doesn’t look good. The faces are the same.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Is he related to this guy?
Black and white cat looking cute.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
#NoKings
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I’m worried nobody is going to get my shirt at the Indigo Girls concert tonight.
Llwheels wearing a shirt picturing Barbie as she sings Closer to Fine.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Caterday from this guy
The cutest cat ever.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Tag yourself, I’m this happy lesbian General.
Generals at the dumb meeting. A general at the dumb meeting who looks like a lesbian woman. But is probably not.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Welp, I guess that’s enough work for today!
Two locked things and a door countdown on TS website. Get excited!!!!
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Incredible.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
The movie wasn’t my favorite but going with my mom and switching clothes was! Also I teared up with how proud of Lindsey Lohan I am and I teared up for a different reason when I did the math and realized I am about the age Jamie Lee was in the first one. Oops! #FreakierFriday
Mom and daughter wearing each others’ clothes posing in front of the Freakier Friday movie poster. Mom and daughter wearing each others’ clothes posing in front of the Freakier Friday movie poster.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Good Shark Week to you and yours! The cat has joined in the attempted feeding frenzy! #sharkweek #catsofbluesky
A shark on tv and a cat in real life attempt to eat a diver in a cage.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
#NoKings
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Just went in this store. Huge mystery what I bought 🤣 🫶
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I’m doing light clowning. Just for funsies.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Dark Kermit encouraging this person to make their own soy sauce at home.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Goodbye Ruth Buzzi. You were my favorite! Top 5 favorite. Top 10-20 favorite. ❤️ #RuthLess
Ruth Buzzi as Gladys.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I literally have a guy in my phone named for this fact. 🤣
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
#Caturday chilling watching Greys wishing it was The Pitt.
Jasper thinks Greys is pretty bad but we’ve been watching so long we can’t go back. Orange cat thinking orange cat things.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Poof up those clown wigs, y’all! 🤡 #clowneliastreet
The queen, Taylor Swift, will be performing at the I Heart Radio Awards on Fox March 17! Let’s goooo!
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Guys!!! I just made myself a Lego Oscar!!!! All my dreams have come true!
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Good morning @weratedogs.com and everyone! Winston says hi!
Winston the dog sits on a tote that says tell your dog I said hi. He can’t talk so this is his way of saying hi!
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I bought this shirt? Where on earth will I wear this? 🤣
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Did somebody leave a muppet at my house?
Sleeping puppy looking like a muppet with no “muppet operator”.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
WOOOOHOOOOO!!!! Wreck EM TECH!
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
My mom is fun. 🤣😎
Text asking my mom if she has an electric sander to which she simply replies “Duh”
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Not a thought in his adorable little head.
Orange cat not sorry but also not thinking about anything in particular.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Both confused and not sorry the orange cat poses with broken pots.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I’m concerned about this calendar entry. What does this mean?! Why did I put it in there?! I don’t know any puppets named Matt. The period at the end is ominous.
A screenshot of an appointment I made that says Matt Puppet birthday.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Yayyy!!!!! Now I can get my ISO LLFP tattoo removed! 💖
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I feel ok about this. Go Chiefs! ❤️💛
My fantasy football team, Tayvis Swelce, winning the 3rd place trophy.
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
🙃
Al Pacino with an all-timer moment “hoo-ah!”
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I’ve haphazardly unwrapped them from their Amazon package that I bought for 7 dollars and they already look better than any real ones I’ve ever had. #neverlookback
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Dog on a cat pillow!
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I think it’s fun my sister got 3rd! She beat out Beyoncé this year! #SpotifyWrapped #BronzeforJenni
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Were we doing something with Long Live? I don’t remember listening to it at all 🥴
Top 5 Spotify songs: long live, Clara bow, how did it end, but daddy I love him, the tortured poets department
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Lauren Wheels @llwheels.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Damn it orange cat!!!!! Not a thought in his head.
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