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one must not kill one's shipmates in order to eat them, however hungry one might be minis and hobby stuff at www.instagram.com/llewbu_paints

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 8h
my wife sitting me down to explain that i cant spend all weekend yelling SCRIB DOOOOOOON because its getting annoying
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 10h
Hi, I'm the vocal director for Star Wars Galactic Racer. My office has a Huttese dictionary, a mountain of cocaine, and a line out of the door of the loudest theater kids we could find. I hope you like the result!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 9h
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 10/10/2026
biddy blas
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 17h
back to back peak suburban experiences in the last 24: 1 - gym bro interrupting me on my set to compliment my weight progress 2 - dude pausing while i was mowing the front lawn to do the "awww yeah is that the thirty six volt? yeah how you finding it?" perfection
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Taking us from 124-6 to 390 is truly exceptional stuff Hussey-esque
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You ever just doon a scrib
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
top shelf stuff from renners
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
he's going to have to reflect on his decisions
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
man wordle used to be way harsher
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She got them tig ol’ biddy blas
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*frenchly* gendarmerie
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Drink the water outta your toilet, you George Costanza looking motherfucker
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Imagine if you will the “this shit fucking sucks actually” meme but he’s pointing at shit that does, indeed, fucking suck
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cat @aisleofcats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
from lao tzu's's tao te ching (leguin's rendition)
excerpt from the Tao Te Ching by Lao Tzu, as translated and interpreted by Ursula K LeGuin, including a footnote from the latter

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Hardness

Living people
are soft and tender.
Corpses are hard and stiff.
The ten thousand things, the living grass, the trees, are soft, pliant.
Dead, they're dry and brittle.

So hardness and stiffness go with death;
tenderness, softness, go with life.

And the hard sword fails, the stiff tree's felled.
The hard and great go under.
The soft and weak stay up.

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In an age when hardness is supposed to be the essence of strength, and even the beauty of women is reduced nearly to the bone, I welcome this reminder that tanks and tombstones are not very adequate role models, and that to be alive is to be vulnerable.excerpt from the Tao Te Ching by Lao Tzu, as translated and interpreted by Ursula K LeGuin

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Paradoxes
Nothing in the world
is as soft, as weak, as water; nothing else can wear away the hard, the strong, and remain unaltered.
Soft overcomes hard, weak overcomes strong.
Everybody knows it, nobody uses the knowledge.

So the wise say:
By bearing common defilements
you become a sacrificer at the altar of earth; by bearing common evils you become a lord of the world.

Right words sound wrong.
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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I gotta sweep these mines!
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
wow just wait until you hear about how people talk to their lawnmowers
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*sadly* scrib dooooooon
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this is just the mini painting version of a mukbang
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hmm
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(also yeah maddinson got turbo bbq'd, but there's almost zero chance they wanted to play him over connolley who is sick and isolating)
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
turns out when you have a core of actual all time greats who are still performing into old age that has roll on effects
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
like, i get the "oh aussies so old" shit but the team that whitewashed england in 07 had a single player under 30 (Clarke) and an average age of 33 (34 if you exclude Clarke) and whilst I may be missing something I am not sure there's a clarke tier prospect hangin about
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i checked the score on my phone before bed and went "oh marnus looking decent" right before his wicket too sorry
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 09/10/2026
how the jetlag is goin
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ranked matchmaking picking my team
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
do you reckon they call it goofing off
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All my bros are ecstatic I've been able to "bag" the miller's daughter. It's all anyone wants to speak about. However I have reminded them several times to not call her "the miller's daughter" when they meet her, but to call her Susanne. I think it will realistically be a mix of both.
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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No matter how much you hate my latest opinion piece in WSJ "I Lost The Love Of My Life To Woke" you won't hate it as much as my current fiancée does, so save your words.
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No yeah that’s fair
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*yankee with no brim voice* yankee with no win
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the hell they can, three straight yamamoto splitters and khamenei's back in the dugout before he knows what happened
Trending

1. Trump says Iran could hit Los Angeles
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They are the yank tank of travel
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good dog
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone posting shit like in the screenshot should get a mandatory hard drive check
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I fully support jetstars changes to carry on if only because it might reduce the number of fuckass vertical hardbody wheely bags, of which I have a completely irrational distaste
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hagfish slime but make it subpoenas
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
whole thing seems to be that john can maintain constructs without the ring, so they could probably have him pop up out of his subconscious or somethin anything for more kyle chandler really
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
first day in prison i go up to the biggest guy and tell him about the buddha
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
easiest right click -> report phishing of my life
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you're not my dad i'll do what i want
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gorgeous stuff, really dig the blue recess shades in particular
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
can't believe hank killed someone with his bare hands
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sending good vibes from a fellow noodle owner
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
good dog
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 07/10/2026
[on my death bed, thinking back over my life] I would never have gotten away with it. Even if there had been no meddling kids, or that dog.
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 07/10/2026
Good job, Junie.
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hutt ese nuts lmao gottem
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