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Patrick Alexander

@chickennation.com
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Writing, comics, videos, games, music, charisma detectable from far distances. Here to be contactable and let you know about my projects. I have a YouTube channel and, in theory, an email newsletter. chickennation.com/works

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 27/09/2026
It's nice to log into tumblr once every couple of months and find that someone has said something nice about something I made. Thank you, tumblr user cat-mermaid!
An EEGRA Hilarity Comics panel from long ago, isolated, out of context. A childlike, colourful marker drawing of a forlorn elderly woman. The lettering is naïve and poorly-spelt. Narration box, with spelling mercifully corrected for your screen reader: "No Gran you just fell in with the wrong crowd, that's what the judge said!" Gran herself: "I had a grown-ups sleepover at his house, that's why. I am a painted lady of the evening." Beneath the image of the panel, commentary from tumblr user cat-mermaid: "'I am a painted lady of the evening' has lived rent free for fucking 10 years in my brain thanks to this comic'" Hashtags: Hilarity Comics, perfection
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 26/09/2026
Youtube commenters, journalists, etc. are asking me where I got the idea to write a comedy list song on a nerdy topic to the tune of the Major-General's Song from Pirates of Penzance, and I just wanna give thanks to Christ Jesus, all things are created through Him and for Him 🙏
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 19/09/2026
Every fucken writer thinks they're pretty fucken special for knowing the word 'susurrus', don't they.
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 14/09/2026
I am perfectly capable of hating both the player and the game, thank you.
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 13/09/2026
[posting on bluesky] Actually there is some very important nuance people are missing about today's extremely and specifically American huge load of dumb bullshit
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 29/08/2026
Haven't they thefted enough grand autos by now
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 24/08/2026
Boosting this because DOS times are good times.
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Shamey @shamey.gay · 22/08/2026
I cannot fucking believe that @chickennation.com predicted this nearly 20 years ago
An old comic by Patrick Alexander. Sonic is pissing on pac man. Pac man says "why are we fighting? Think what we could accomplish together! Running fast AND eating dots... just imagine!" Sonic imagines a pony and says "Let's do it!" Pac man replies with "Okay, great! Stick your head in my butt and let's roll!" Sonic looks at him and says "What?"
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 13/08/2026
"But a toad's gotta have a mistress, doesn't he?" is one of many comedically perfect Kuppermanisms that never fail to make me laugh, whether it's from reading the comic again or having it just drift into my mind in idle moments.
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 13/08/2026
The other day, in a facebook messenger conversation, I had five (5) unread messages, each one a single, short sentence. Of course I had read them all before even noticing the prompt, "6 unread messages. Summarise with Meta AI".
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 09/08/2026
Of course Elon Musk isn't "worse than Hitler". Just less likeable.
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 07/08/2026
YOU need to care RIGHT NOW about YET ANOTHER FUCKING AMERICAN
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 21/07/2026
(weeping upper-classishly) Bew hew hew
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 17/07/2026
(rebelliously) Tubular BALLS
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 16/07/2026
What do you mean Anthony Albanese is an obvious twerp. How come he knew the name of a band, that time? How come he looked young when he was young? Hey?
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 16/07/2026
Calling all thinking mans
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 16/07/2026
Six months late, here's a sneaky li'l no-one's-home look-around at DevHub, a gamedev coworking space in Malmö, Sweden, occupying a beautiful historical building AT THE TIME OF FILMING www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfRd...
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The cool gamedev coworking space you can't visit
YouTube video by Patrick Alexander’s World of Content
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 30/06/2026
This is a fun book, and if you can get it in physical form, you should.
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 29/06/2026
'Founder' isn't a job. Don't call dickheads this in your article. Look at all these founders, om nom how many of their yummy scrotums can I fit in my mouth and choke on, om om om gargle gargle
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 28/06/2026
So when are you going to introduce us to this cold, dead Hans we keep hearing so much about?
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 01/06/2026
[puts on sexy judge's wig and robes] I'll kinkshame all I like, you little bitch
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 23/04/2026
I wonder what Ed Zitron thinks about AI
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 31/01/2026
I made a video about where I am and what I've been up to. Watch it or don't! www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGrz...
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In a new place, doing a new thing · WARNING: VLOG
YouTube video by Patrick Alexander’s World of Content
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 23/01/2026
All the world's a level
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 28/11/2025
turkie Thangrivens
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 27/11/2025
"Stocks" could be the stock market but is also a type of flower; likewise the "field" might be the field of business or simply the meadow we see — hence the "common scents" pun. As for "sealed lips", does this imply wisdom that cannot be conveyed in mere words...
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 10/11/2025
Buh buh buh buh buh buh buh DEMOCRATS, buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh REPUBLICANS, buh buh buh buh NEVER LET THEM FORGET THIS
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 31/10/2025
Sons of Comtec is officially in print. It is also gorgeous beyond belief. I will not be attempting to tie this into Hallowe'en somehow. I wrote a kickstarter update about it. www.kickstarter.com/projects/zpx...
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 06/10/2025
I BLAME RELIGION ON J.C. I MARVEL AT THE RACIST KIDS WHO LOVE PUBLIC ENEMY
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 11/09/2025
Reminding myself to play this later
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 03/09/2025
There are 22 hours left to become a Bechiever! — equivalent to the time a CEO spends working every day, according to charts. www.kickstarter.com/projects/zpx...
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 29/08/2025
Just got ourselves a new pull quote for the back cover.
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 29/08/2025
Don't we all want to be like Vinnk, in some small way? Perhaps this is that small way. It has come at last.
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 26/08/2025
AI is short for "Eyyy, I don't fucken care. Shut up."
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 22/08/2025
Me and Ben (mostly Ben) made a new, short trailer for... SONS OF COMTEC!! It's all zippa-zoo tik tok "What's up guys" so you can confidently share it with your idiot friends! 52 seconds isn't much to ask of them, surely? www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zs9...
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Sons of Comtec. Why you NEEDS this comic.
YouTube video by squishfacestudio
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 17/08/2025
Your podcast or blog about owl-watching can be called 'Check It Owlt'
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 14/08/2025
WHO will be the 50th backer of Sons of Comtec? YOU? Your CHILD? Your GRANDCHILD? For them it will be TOO LATE. Don't shirk the great responsibility of your generation! www.kickstarter.com/projects/zpx...
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SONS OF COMTEC · a comic about srs business ppl
AT LAST, a graphic novel to celebrate society's invisible heroes: extremely well-paid corporate executives!
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 13/08/2025
You've seen bits of this already, but here's the complete-ish interview! Or... intraview? If you've just tuned in, me and Ben Hutchings made a silly comic about businessmen. Sitting on a kerb in Tokyo, we both fail and succeed in explaining this comic to you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsSs...
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How to collaborate on a comic (called Sons of Comtec)
YouTube video by Patrick Alexander’s World of Content
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 13/08/2025
Poor ol' Doctor Scientist was so horrified, his ears fell off!
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Edward J Grug III @edwardjgrugiii.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I just backed this and you should too!
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 07/08/2025
You too can write an enthusiastic and quotable review of Sons of Comtec! I'm not kidding; ask me for an 'advance reader copy' if you want. If you like what you read and tell people about it during the crowdfund, that can only help!
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 05/08/2025
🔥🔥 SONS OF COMTEC 🔥🔥 It's real, it's weird, it's happening now! ALL ABOARD THE SUCCESS EXPRESS, TOOT TOOT www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY_A...
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SONS OF COMTEC book trailer · Order it now on Kickstarter!
YouTube video by Patrick Alexander’s World of Content
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 04/08/2025
Sold another copy of Bad Crosswords recently, which always makes me VERY happy. Only seven left now! Should I frame it as like, "AI can't make crosswords!!! Take a STAND and buy my shit!" Would that make it interesting and cool for you ko-fi.com/s/635c48ea32
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Bad Crosswords, Puzzles 1-4 - Patrick Alexander's Ko-fi Shop
I started making crosswords as a hobby, and have collected the first four in this slim, handmade, remarkably luxurious-feeling zine. Where the New Yo...
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 02/08/2025
Aaaaand those of you who kindly support me on Ko-fi can read the whole first Comtec story right now. It's called ‘Sons of Comtec: A Saucy Romp’, because what else would it be called? ko-fi.com/album/Sons-o... There's more on the way; you'll be seeing the whole book before anyone else, of course.
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 02/08/2025
I mean, jeepers, I guess I can post it right here too? Here's the front cover (of Sons of Comtec) (by Ben Hutchings and Patrick Alexander and Jesus Christ).
Strategic Innovation Solutions for Vertical Growth
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 02/08/2025
I posted the intro to ‘Sons of Comtec’ in my Ko-fi gallery for anyone to read. Great news for those with an Achievement Mindset who are just starting out. ko-fi.com/album/Sons-o...
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Sons of Comtec · Intro - Ko-fi.com
Ko-fi allows creators to make an income doing what they love! 0-5% fees!
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 01/08/2025
I'm writing an email newsletter (about Sons of Comtec) at the moment, so here's a reminder that that's a thing you can sign up for, if you want. I don't use it much, but maybe I will in future? Who knows! Don't pressure me!!! www.chickennation.com/contact/
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Contact – Patrick Alexander’s Personal Internet
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 25/07/2025
Hello. Sons of Comtec is a silly comic about businessmen that will bring you joy and confusion. It was made by me and Ben Hutchings, two of the three funniest cartoonists in the world. Soon we will crowdfund it. Sign up to be notified. Tell everyone. www.kickstarter.com/projects/zpx...
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Coming soon: SONS OF COMTEC · a comic about srs business ppl
AT LAST, a graphic novel to celebrate society's invisible heroes: extremely well-paid corporate executives!
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Ive Sorocuk @sirive.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Oh no I just heard the news. RIP :(
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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 11/07/2025
Lately I've been working hard preparing the crowdfund for Sons of Comtec. Really... it's really a real lot to do. Even keeping things as simple as possible. Anyway though, it's nearly ready! Just gotta do a little video for it, and I've just finished the script for that.
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