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@llahsram.bsky.social
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American in London making too much noise

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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 17h
Been enjoying the hell out of watching (what I think is) a fellow raised-on-TNGer go through the same stages I went through two years ago when I finally did my own full TOS watch. @threnody.northsky.social don’t feel alone, seeing the value of Jim Kirk IS a weird as hell feeling!
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sometimes a joke is just so fucking goddamn beautiful
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t get behind that.
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fucking exhausted on my way to play rehearsal but as I exited Wimbledon station I saw someone so excited to see his friend he literally jumped in the air and clicked his heels together and god damn it that’s gonna get me through the next two and a half hours
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t want to make art for the general public, who I hate. I want to make art for guys like me, who somehow I hate even more
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you’re on the final line and the assignment says iambic pentameter but also it’s like 3:00 in the goddamn morning
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are “between cats” at the moment: our elderly lady passed about a year ago, and we don’t want to adopt again until we have garden space, which may be happening soon. Which is to say: this was needed, and was so very appreciated. Thank you.
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This specific joke was the moment I knew SNL UK had the juice
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(0:50 of horn music then) ba-da-da-da dat dat DAH:
A wikihow style illustration of a snake tail with a call out bubble identifying the cloaca
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There’s gonna be so much goddamn ocarina music in my house in November
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If I keep on this path my memoir will bear the title “Marmite Farts”
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
On the bright side this was how I learned of the existence of the Nissan Micra which is adorable as hell and I kind of want one now
A silver Nissan Micra driving along a road. Its windows are proportionally large enough that it looks like a dang old Richard Scarry Busytown car (complimentary)
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Aight let’s all calm down, I’ve looked at the nutritional info on a Greggs roll
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Somewhere out there in the world there’s a woman in her 50s or 60s who circa 1995 at a Claire’s Boutique in Chesapeake Virginia did my first ear piercing I wonder what she’s up to I hope she’s well
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I know myself well enough to know I’d make it about two weeks before I was like “I’m sure I could eat the fungus just a little bit”
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Damn it what was the point of moving here if I don’t get to flex on inconsequential soft drink variances
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wait hang on, so y’all don’t just have this outside the UK?
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
For the equally curious: turnaround time between the original and this was seventeen months
Screenshot of text which reads: Liberace and the Young Folks Singing Aggregation performed the song on the March 5, 1968 episode of The Red Skelton Hour.
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
One downside to being on holiday in Spain is I didn’t bring my tweezers and my eyebrows are approaching what I like to call the Full Gandalf
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Totality in less than half an hour, lfg
Another eclipse photo, but more eclipse-ed!
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Go home sun you are drunk (📍Bustares, Spain)
A partial solar eclipse, headed towards totality. Photographed through eclipse glasses.
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sorry not sorry, home sliiiiiice
The skeet this is a reply to, in dark mode, because I live by no sucker’s law but my own
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Get you a partner on the spectrum who likes getting roasted in the group chat
WhatsApp conversation, first bubble “Shopping was difficult”, second bubble “Don’t listen to her, shopping was a wonderful time and she loved trying on a bunch of unfamiliar fabrics with weird shit on the wrists”
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
See now, had it been “YOU KNOW WHAT STUART, I LIKE YOU”…
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I don’t know what this is but I want in.
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Follow me for more tips on keeping the magic alive after sixteen years
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Normally would never amplify this sort of thing but I want the clout if someday we find out 1) this was a bit and 2) that’s Amy Sedaris
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Richard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable!
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Happy New Bobby Fingers Content Day to all who observe 🙌 (It isn’t live yet, you’ve got an hour and a half to dim the lights and get comfortable)
youtu.be
Johnny Depp's Bed
YouTube video by Bobby Fingers
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“Play ball, or you’ll be back doing R-rated hypnotism at the bull fight so fast, you won’t know what hit you” Fucking hell 30 Rock this episode is seventeen years old how do you still contain undiscovered treasures
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“Poo” in place of “poop” is just one of the thousand tiny little things that endears this place to me and I would hate to see it fall victim to transatlantic influence Right, now that that’s out of the way: Mate srsly come on “poo” is equally twee as hell
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Hell naw man I’m yelling at clouds all day* about that *because I’m too chickenshit too actually yell at whoever was forcing me to listen to their tiktok feed
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Yeah I saw that too I dunno, of all the things that could be worth getting all Old Man Yells At Cloud about this one feels pretty inconsequential is all 🤷‍♂️
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So like, someone used a thing in a way you’re not used to seeing but is functionally not really a problem for their purposes? Am i getting that right
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
1) no it doesn’t 2) can you hear and understand them? Then it’s fine 3) so are they holding it “dainty” or aren’t they, because if they are… no you can’t 4) or maybe it’s their only mic and it wasn’t worth the faff of clipping it for this video 5) no it doesn’t Srsly dogg who cares
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
said it before and i'll say it again: the number one writing hack is just to make friends. you can either spend an hour in an obscure & contentious reddit forum trying to figure out what a 2012 camaro sounds like or you can ask your buddy, the Car Guy
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Tangentially related, I think you might really enjoy the story improv game Fiasco
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
(Reading drunk texts from the night before) since when tf do I use the word “cogent”
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Btw if you can get to W London tomorrow, the play I’ve been doing is wrapping up. I’m well proud of how it all came together. Also I did the sound design for it. Built that headset too.
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
solidarity to my fellow radar jammers out there 🤝
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
wait I read the prompt as excluding *both* Tim Robinson *and* ITYSL whatever I’m leaving it, it’s a good point and I’m correct about Boondock Saints
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Willem Dafoe’s “There was a firefight!” was the point in Boondock Saints where I finally said nah I don’t think I’m missing anything I think this is just A Bad Movie
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I misread “bartender” as “barber” and why yes that does say more about me and my recent circumstances why do you ask
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Who could forget David Byrne’s Gavin Rossdale phase
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
(St. Mary The Virgin, Old Linsdale, for the curious) www.leighton-linslade.com/tours/churches/linslade_memorials.html
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
On a morning train to Manchester for work, went past an interesting looking church, immediately found its name and discovered among its wall hangings is a coat of arms with a motto that translates to “God Feeds The Ravens” and like, not everything about Living In The Future is terrible
An ancient coat of arms painting, mostly aged and brown now with reds whites and blacks still surviving
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Solidarity with my chickenbutt brethren back home 🙏
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