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@llahsram.bsky.social
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American in London making too much noise

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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(0:50 of horn music then) ba-da-da-da dat dat DAH:
A wikihow style illustration of a snake tail with a call out bubble identifying the cloaca
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
On the bright side this was how I learned of the existence of the Nissan Micra which is adorable as hell and I kind of want one now
A silver Nissan Micra driving along a road. Its windows are proportionally large enough that it looks like a dang old Richard Scarry Busytown car (complimentary)
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wait hang on, so y’all don’t just have this outside the UK?
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
For the equally curious: turnaround time between the original and this was seventeen months
Screenshot of text which reads: Liberace and the Young Folks Singing Aggregation performed the song on the March 5, 1968 episode of The Red Skelton Hour.
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Totality in less than half an hour, lfg
Another eclipse photo, but more eclipse-ed!
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Go home sun you are drunk (📍Bustares, Spain)
A partial solar eclipse, headed towards totality. Photographed through eclipse glasses.
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sorry not sorry, home sliiiiiice
The skeet this is a reply to, in dark mode, because I live by no sucker’s law but my own
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Get you a partner on the spectrum who likes getting roasted in the group chat
WhatsApp conversation, first bubble “Shopping was difficult”, second bubble “Don’t listen to her, shopping was a wonderful time and she loved trying on a bunch of unfamiliar fabrics with weird shit on the wrists”
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Follow me for more tips on keeping the magic alive after sixteen years
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Btw if you can get to W London tomorrow, the play I’ve been doing is wrapping up. I’m well proud of how it all came together. Also I did the sound design for it. Built that headset too.
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
On a morning train to Manchester for work, went past an interesting looking church, immediately found its name and discovered among its wall hangings is a coat of arms with a motto that translates to “God Feeds The Ravens” and like, not everything about Living In The Future is terrible
An ancient coat of arms painting, mostly aged and brown now with reds whites and blacks still surviving
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The only “Black Flag resynced” I care about
Me in a white tee sunglasses and face mask, standing in front of greenery. The tee is a Black Flag parody that says “WIFE GUY”
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Yeah that’s a “Barliman Butterbur” if I ever saw one
The landlord of The Prancing Pony, as seen in The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
We’re back on top babyyyyyyy
My most recent Wordle stats, showing I’ve now finished 67 plays with two guesses versus 66 plays with six guesses
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This was very useful after catching up on Spider Noir last night and I was losing my damn mind trying to figure out where I knew that one guy from
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Currently back in the states for a few days and having at least one first-time experience
Side on of a Cybertruck in a Whole Foods parking lot. In front of the steel monstrosity is me wearing sunglasses grinning and doing an aggressive thumbs-down
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A fake Star Trek The Next Generation title screen which reads: “When are the Borg gonna assimilate someone who knows how to tuck back exposed wires”
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
God damn it does this mean I need a new mug ALREADY that’s really annoying
A black coffee mug with a Star Trek LCARS design that says “food service” and also, in heat-activated letters, “Tea Earl Grey Hot”
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Post a meme* made by you *or in this case a reaction gif that didn’t exist yet and I felt like it needed to
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Also I saw a rainbow yesterday
Photo through a rain-spattered train window, showing a rainbow stretched over a pasture with cows. But the raindrops on the window are what’s in focus, so it’s like, artistic and all
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Picked this up when I found out it’s what the new Supergirl movie is based on and was not prepared for every single @bilquis.bsky.social panel to be so goddamn gorgeous
Front cover of the trade paperback for Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Happy 100th dogg 🎂
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Icarus has flown too close to the sun 😞
My wordle stats, including 64 two-guess solves vs 65 six-guess solves
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Me @ 5:30am tomorrow outside Sadiq Khan's house
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
When it’s looking like you’re about to finally hit a sub-2hr half marathon and then you clock one of the event photographers
Sequence of three photos of me in the middle of a half-marathon, staring down the barrel of the lens and slowly raising the horns 🤘🤘(image one of three)(image two of three)(image three of three)
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
comic panel one: a cat talking into a telephone "Society observes a covenant to operate during specified-"
comic panel two: a different cat, in bed, talking into a telephone "Yeah I get that folks leave for work at seven 'cause we ain't used to have light bulbs at night, but it's been like a hundred damn years."
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
All my M:TG OGs where u at
The “Giant Strength” magic the gathering card, featuring a Shakespeare quote
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Post a random Star Trek image
The mean girls “get in loser” meme, but it’s Deep Space Nine’s Bashir Sisko and Dax “going to start the bell riots”
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
It is a quarter to midnight in the UK and @contrapoints.bsky.social ‘s line delivery on “I need to know how the alien fucks RIGHT NOW” made me laugh so hard I think I woke up my upstairs neighbor
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Oh so he like, REALLY got into lcd soundsystem
Screenshot from Tidal, for the Harry Styles song “Ready, Steady, Go!”
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Needed new shoes before the half marathon in April so I went to the Saucony store in Covent Garden, long story short look at these Keith Haring collab monstrosities 😆
A pair of Saucony running shoes, white/grey, red trim, and the soles are black with white polka dots
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
It is legitimately embarrassing how much of my money they’re about to get
Screencap from the Science Museum website showing the range of Star Trek swag coming to their gift shop
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Forever.
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Now that it’s February and thus no longer (as much) free advertising for Franco Manca, I present: a story in three parts
What Is the Map My Pizza Run?
The Map My Pizza Run is exactly what it sounds like.
This January, we're asking you to:
• Run a pizza-shaped route (any pizza shape works)
• Map your route
• Show us your pizza shape
• Get &1 off pizza for every KM you run
No pressure. No targets. No rules. Just move your body and earn pizza.
How It Works
Taking part in the Map My Pizza Run couldn't be easier:
• Choose your route and run a pizza-inspired shape (or walk, skate, wheel...any mode of movement!)
• Track your route using your preferred appMap graphic from the Runkeeper app showing a 13 kilometre route in the shape of a pizza slicePhoto of the wife and I gettin down on some za
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Don’t know about “favourite” but damn does it ever know exactly what it is and ya gotta respect
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Dr. Steve Brule lookin ass
Close-up on the jagoff who tried to attack Omar
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Time to revisit an old favorite:
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
ZAP ROWSDOWER WILL RETURN IN AVENGERS: ROWSDOWER #rowsdower
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Damn, Metro pulling off a straight somersault with that headline, only to completely beef the landing by throwing some non-consensual bikini slop on the front page with it Come on guys this shouldn’t be this difficult
Front page of today’s Metro with the headline “Groky Horror Show” and some bikini slop that I cropped out because eww fuck that noise
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Something something something “runaway trainers”
Shopping mall storefront for “Foot Asylum”
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
🎶 so this is the new year 🎶 🎶 and you are in your mid-40s 🎶
Cover art for Death Cab For Cutie’s “Transatlanticism”: illustration of a black bird tangled in red cord
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Took my phone off Do Not Disturb and a friend had texted me to ask how the show was @bridgetheatre.bsky.social
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Seriously this is the closest I’ve ever come to apologising to my little brother for making fun of how much he loves pop punk
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
POV you're writing a science fiction screenplay but you're married to someone who Actually Knows Science
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
On the tube home from Leicester Square Theatre, hey @pftompkins.bsky.social tell your mates thank you from me for dragging Thrilling Adventure Hour out of retirement and across the ocean so I could see it live. Never thought that’d happen.
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
As attempts to save a dying mall go, you could do a lot worse than “fuck it, ping pong”
A shopping mall store front in a nearly empty mall, as seen from the level above. The sign reads “ping pong parlour” and there’s an unoccupied ping pong table visible.
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
One week out from opening night of this play I’m doing music direction for and as grateful as I am for this opportunity (an opportunity that I myself chased)… jfc I don’t want to hear another Noel Coward song for like a year minimum
Black and white photo of me sitting behind a Yamaha Clavinova digital piano in an open rehearsal space
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
“CLIMAX!”
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Okay but seriously in 2021 I designed and ordered a bunch of these and put em on instagram like “does anyone want one” and they paid for my PS5
A pin badge designed to look like the American CDC covid vaccine cards from 2021
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Say what you want about Star Trek: The Motion Picture it was an absolute master class in “how do we make this orifice not look like a butthole”
A tiny USS Enterprise the giant entrance to V’Ger’s inner body, an entrance that resembles a six-petaled mechanical flower and, by some miracle of production design, does not look like a butthole
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