Reposted by Lizzy Esq.the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026are Tesla owners aware they don’t have to tell the Facebook group everything 1291507125
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 6hEvery year someone wins the Noble Prize in economics for saying some shit like "People buy fewer things if they have less money." 010
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 8hSomebody tell them AI is going to cure jumping in front of a bus. 040
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 22hThe MAGA account arguing with you on the Internet when a Russian data center gets bombed. 0228
Reposted by Lizzy Esq.muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the most reddit atheist guys you've ever met: the computer is my friend and it is in pain 2325
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I have a post on Threads that's absolutely blowing up but this brings me no joy, for what I truly desire is the approval of you, the freaks of BlueSky. 070
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Not to be callous but "The execution failed and you're still alive" would be a pretty clever bit in Hell. 050
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hard times create stockings. Stockings create good times. Good times create bare legs. Bare legs create hard times.nytimes.comShould I Be Wearing Sheer Black Stockings?A reader questions the longevity of a trend. 020
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026There was a time when I could get through the afternoon without an espresso or a nap. Then I started needing either an espresso or a nap. Now I need both. 020
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We've been gaslit into thinking that every form of deception is gaslighting. 021
Reposted by Lizzy Esq.Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Does anyone actually set out to make a "dramedy" or is that just something other people label your thing when it starts out funny then just migrates up its own ass for the last two acts? 2144
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Republicans are a bunch of slack-jawed perverts and they're barely trying to hide it anymore.calmatters.orgRepublican Hilton’s ‘Just try it’ ad courts liberals — and angers his own baseA suggestive campaign ad from California Republican governor candidate Steve Hilton pushes buttons; some conservatives say it goes too far. 081
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 06/10/2026One benefit of in-office days: A coworker sent me a big long email that was clearly written by AI so I didn't read it and instead I just walked down to his office to ask him what he wanted. Much more efficient. 040
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 06/10/2026In 2017 when Houston was hit by a hurricane Charlie Hebdo published this cover satirically suggesting that God was punishing the Nazis who voted for Trump. There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth from Republican crybabies, who are now okay with Trump advocating bombing L.A. and San Diego. 010
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hey, that corrupt televangelist from the 1980s died. No, not that one, the other one. No, the other one. Other one. No, not that one.... 040
Reposted by Lizzy Esq.hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026will you people shut the fuck up 2616358613
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I could not name a single person who is less interesting than Mark Zuckerberg if you gave me all day and it boggles my mind that there are now TWO whole-ass major motion pictures about him. 170
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026All the dudes who were mad at you for not seeing The Last Duel and Megalopolis are now mad at you for not seeing Digger. 110
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hey, that pedophile Republican politician died. No, not that one, the other one. No, the other one. Other one. No, not that one.... 0246
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The fact that Trump is threatening nuclear annihilation while astronauts are orbiting the moon brings to mind this reflection from Archibald MacLeish on the first such mission in 1968. 020
Reposted by Lizzy Esq.Robert L. Tsai @robertltsai.bsky.social · 08/03/2026James Talarico says it’s time to start flipping tables 53980199
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 07/03/2026If you think there's no difference between a human mind and a bunch of sand you're probably correct about your mind specifically. 041
Reposted by Lizzy Esq.Maria BOO!stillos @mariabustillos.com · 07/03/2026I don't think you would get it. 1133
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Maybe if AI freaks stopped telling us we're all going to be unemployed by the end of next year we wouldn't be so down on the concept. 041
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 19/02/2026"We software engineers have invented a machine that kicks software engineers in the nuts. We will be adapting these machines to kick workers in the nuts in all sectors of the economy. You must prepare to get kicked in the nuts. There is no alternative to getting kicked in the nuts." 030
Reposted by Lizzy Esq.Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 14/02/2026i often think about this review 134149194122
Reposted by Lizzy Esq.more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/02/2026AYN RAND: it is Rational and in fact Noble to care only for one's self because who knows if anyone else is even Real with an inner life like you, plus you're the Main Guy so your happiness is like the whole world is happy NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATHS: wow what an interesting and totally New belief system 112115301
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Bryan Johnson manages to be the dumbest rich guy in a world that includes Elon Musk, which is impressive. I'm not sure anyone actually thinks he's smart though. Malcolm Gladwell is probably the dumbest guy I can think of who's known for being smart. 0210
Reposted by Lizzy Esq.Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds. 269196936058
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I won't post the screenshot of Trump's disgusting gutter racism but I'll note, again, that the best explanation for the entire Trump phenomenon is that for a good 40% of the American public a black guy becoming President had the equivalent cognitive impact of getting kicked in the head by a horse. 061
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 06/02/2026American evangelicalism has always been a theological deadzone but it's really all out in the open now. 040
Reposted by Lizzy Esq.Omg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue 5783269314043
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 03/02/2026One of the most famous stories in the Bible is about God destroying a wall. 010
Reposted by Lizzy Esq.ceej @ceej.online · 31/01/2026ME: Hey man, I live down the street. Can you please keep it down? JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable. ME: Huh? EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ? ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down. EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain 232381233
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Years ago an otherwise politically aligned friend got super annoyed with me for saying that Tusli Gabbard was a Russian asset and... well. 040
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I don't know, man. On the one hand you have an unbroken line of apostolic succession tracing itself back to Jesus himself, but on the other hand there's a nihilistic couchophile, a sentient burlap sack full of earthworms, and a guy who makes footballs go through things. 130
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Gotta love the "Bullet enters body" phrasing that NYT uses every time a right wing terrorist attacks someone.nytimes.comCar Hits High School Student in Nebraska During an Anti-ICE Protest 68310
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Sitting here trying to come up with an appropriate clip to post in honor of Catherine O'Hara and I can't choose one. She was a genius in every scene. Every single scene. 030
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Nobody is entitled to force you to participate in their mental illness. Kanye has gotten orders of magnitude more attention than he has ever deserved. I wish him well on his mental health journey but everyone should feel free to ignore him forever. 030
Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I am obliged to note the irony of ICE claiming that it was okay to kill that guy because he was carrying a gun three days after the Supreme Court heard arguments over whether states can prohibit people from carrying guns. 020
Reposted by Lizzy Esq.Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot. 199188276080