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Lizzy Esq.

@lizzyraven.bsky.social
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Save it for church on Sunday, Glenn. We already got the green light from legal.

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
are Tesla owners aware they don’t have to tell the Facebook group everything
Tesla Model Y group • Join Frances Newton Griner • 1d • G
Just want to report I am 84 and boyfriend 89. We were on a long trip in my Tesla from Central Florida to Northern Indiana to see our families. Had a great time.
Tesla did a wonderful job. Sadly to say on the 12 day, and almost home, my friend lost his balance going up the curb at McDonalds and fell backwards onto the concrete. Severe head trauma and he passed away. So sad, but will try to only remember all of our happy times.@

Photo: smiling older woman in Tesla next to older man who looks dead already
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 6h
Every year someone wins the Noble Prize in economics for saying some shit like "People buy fewer things if they have less money."
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 8h
Somebody tell them AI is going to cure jumping in front of a bus.
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 22h
The MAGA account arguing with you on the Internet when a Russian data center gets bombed.
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A Marta original
Weird art of a black cat with a side eye expression, wearing a tiara and pearls while holding a glass of wine 

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Sure there's prettier girls than me out there.
But try finding one as unpleasant.
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the most reddit atheist guys you've ever met: the computer is my friend and it is in pain
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have a post on Threads that's absolutely blowing up but this brings me no joy, for what I truly desire is the approval of you, the freaks of BlueSky.
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not to be callous but "The execution failed and you're still alive" would be a pretty clever bit in Hell.
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hard times create stockings. Stockings create good times. Good times create bare legs. Bare legs create hard times.
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Should I Be Wearing Sheer Black Stockings?
A reader questions the longevity of a trend.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 07/10/2026
Roadblock from GI Joe
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There was a time when I could get through the afternoon without an espresso or a nap. Then I started needing either an espresso or a nap. Now I need both.
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We've been gaslit into thinking that every form of deception is gaslighting.
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Does anyone actually set out to make a "dramedy" or is that just something other people label your thing when it starts out funny then just migrates up its own ass for the last two acts?
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Republicans are a bunch of slack-jawed perverts and they're barely trying to hide it anymore.
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Republican Hilton’s ‘Just try it’ ad courts liberals — and angers his own base
A suggestive campaign ad from California Republican governor candidate Steve Hilton pushes buttons; some conservatives say it goes too far.
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One benefit of in-office days: A coworker sent me a big long email that was clearly written by AI so I didn't read it and instead I just walked down to his office to ask him what he wanted. Much more efficient.
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is how I feel about being a lawyer.
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In 2017 when Houston was hit by a hurricane Charlie Hebdo published this cover satirically suggesting that God was punishing the Nazis who voted for Trump. There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth from Republican crybabies, who are now okay with Trump advocating bombing L.A. and San Diego.
Charlie Hebdo cover from 2017 depicting Nazis drowning in a hurricane
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey, that corrupt televangelist from the 1980s died. No, not that one, the other one. No, the other one. Other one. No, not that one....
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
will you people shut the fuck up
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I could not name a single person who is less interesting than Mark Zuckerberg if you gave me all day and it boggles my mind that there are now TWO whole-ass major motion pictures about him.
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All the dudes who were mad at you for not seeing The Last Duel and Megalopolis are now mad at you for not seeing Digger.
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How your email finds me.
Cartoon drawing of a raccoon eating a bunch of fall treats
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey, that pedophile Republican politician died. No, not that one, the other one. No, the other one. Other one. No, not that one....
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The fact that Trump is threatening nuclear annihilation while astronauts are orbiting the moon brings to mind this reflection from Archibald MacLeish on the first such mission in 1968.
For the first time in all of time men have seen the earth: seen It not as continents or oceans from the little distance of a hundred miles or two or three, but seen it from the depths of space: seen it whole and round and beautiful and small as even Dante that "first imagination of Christendom" —had never dreamed of seeing it; as the Twentieth Century philosophers of absurdity and despair were incapable of guessing that it might be seen. And seeing it so, one question came to the minds of those who looked at it. "Is it inhabited?" they said to each other and laughed— and then they did not laugh. What came to their minds a hundred thousand miles and more into space-"half way to the moon" they put it- what came to their minds was the life on that little. lonely, floating planet: that tiny raft in the enormous, empty night. "Is it inhabited?" THE medieval notion of the earth put man al the center of everything. The nuclear notion of the earth put him nowhere beyond the range of reason even-lost in absurdity and war. This latest notion may have other consequences. Formed as it was in the minds of heroic voyagers who were also men, it may remake our Image of mankind. No longer that preposterous figure at the center, no longer that degraded and degrading victim off at the margins of reality and blind with blood, man may at last become himself. To see the earth as it truly is, small and blue and beautiful in that eternal silence where it floats, is to see ourselves as riders on the earth together, brothers on that bright loveliness in the eternal cold-brothers who know now they are truly brothers.
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Robert L. Tsai @robertltsai.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
James Talarico says it’s time to start flipping tables
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
If you think there's no difference between a human mind and a bunch of sand you're probably correct about your mind specifically.
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Maria BOO!stillos @mariabustillos.com · 07/03/2026
I don't think you would get it.
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Maybe if AI freaks stopped telling us we're all going to be unemployed by the end of next year we wouldn't be so down on the concept.
Jensen Huang, chief executive of the chip maker Nvidia, is worried. The tech industry hype may seem omnipresent, but Mr. Huang feels “the battle of narratives” is being won by the critics.

“It’s extremely hurtful, frankly,” Mr. Huang said in a podcast interview last month. “A lot of damage” has been done by “very well-respected people who have painted a doomer narrative, end-of-the-world narrative, science fiction narrative.”
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
"We software engineers have invented a machine that kicks software engineers in the nuts. We will be adapting these machines to kick workers in the nuts in all sectors of the economy. You must prepare to get kicked in the nuts. There is no alternative to getting kicked in the nuts."
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
i often think about this review
Letterboxd screenshot
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022

Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
AYN RAND: it is Rational and in fact Noble to care only for one's self because who knows if anyone else is even Real with an inner life like you, plus you're the Main Guy so your happiness is like the whole world is happy NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATHS: wow what an interesting and totally New belief system
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bryan Johnson manages to be the dumbest rich guy in a world that includes Elon Musk, which is impressive. I'm not sure anyone actually thinks he's smart though. Malcolm Gladwell is probably the dumbest guy I can think of who's known for being smart.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Its a color screencap or photo of former President Bill Clinton on a TV screen with his name in front his photo it reads "Bill Clinton live via Satellite" he appears to be testifying
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Cry about it, loser.
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I won't post the screenshot of Trump's disgusting gutter racism but I'll note, again, that the best explanation for the entire Trump phenomenon is that for a good 40% of the American public a black guy becoming President had the equivalent cognitive impact of getting kicked in the head by a horse.
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
American evangelicalism has always been a theological deadzone but it's really all out in the open now.
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Omg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 05/02/2026
Who could this be? Hmm…
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
One of the most famous stories in the Bible is about God destroying a wall.
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ceej @ceej.online · 31/01/2026
ME: Hey man, I live down the street. Can you please keep it down? JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable. ME: Huh? EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ? ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down. EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Years ago an otherwise politically aligned friend got super annoyed with me for saying that Tusli Gabbard was a Russian asset and... well.
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I don't know, man. On the one hand you have an unbroken line of apostolic succession tracing itself back to Jesus himself, but on the other hand there's a nihilistic couchophile, a sentient burlap sack full of earthworms, and a guy who makes footballs go through things.
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The whites are at it again.
I have been married for many years, and I still love and care deeply about my partner. Over the past year, she had an affair, and I knew about it from the beginning. She said that she needed it, that it gave her vitality, that she enjoyed a sexual freedom she had longed for and that she felt it was wrong to do this in secret and without my consent. I agreed; what she said made sense to me, and she convincingly assured me this was no threat to our relationship. At the same time, I always suffered when she was away with her affair partner and could not find a way to take this easily.

She recently decided to break it off because the overall emotional burden for both of us was too great. But while she is grieving about it, I feel relieved. Even though I wish that I could have better coped with a situation I rationally and ethically consider OK, it conflicted with something deeper inside me that I can’t easily change.

My question is: Should I feel sorry for my wife? At the moment, I don’t. I understand her feelings and I care about her, but at the same time I feel it is not my job to console her for this particular loss. What do you think about this? — Name Withheld
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Gotta love the "Bullet enters body" phrasing that NYT uses every time a right wing terrorist attacks someone.
nytimes.com
Car Hits High School Student in Nebraska During an Anti-ICE Protest
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Sitting here trying to come up with an appropriate clip to post in honor of Catherine O'Hara and I can't choose one. She was a genius in every scene. Every single scene.
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Nobody is entitled to force you to participate in their mental illness. Kanye has gotten orders of magnitude more attention than he has ever deserved. I wish him well on his mental health journey but everyone should feel free to ignore him forever.
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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I am obliged to note the irony of ICE claiming that it was okay to kill that guy because he was carrying a gun three days after the Supreme Court heard arguments over whether states can prohibit people from carrying guns.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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