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alyssa. vocalist, musician, writer, poet, fine artist. #myart. wicked witch of the AL west: ASTROS, BABY! 🏆🏆 HTOWN 🤘 slovenka 🇸🇮 great value gaga. LDR sad bitch club president. pop culture polymath. drag enthusiast. #blm. 🏳️‍🌈🍉 linktr.ee/lissielys

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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
you’re all FUCKING WELCOME 😌
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i am watching the astros
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
me reading this reply: “omg someone is mistakenly calling me young” me reading this reply more carefully: “oh wait they also think i’m a dude, aww shitttt” 😔
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm sorry, but if you're the White Sox your jerseys shouldn't be RED
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
guys this is so freaking embarrassing, america is cooked (more like “been cooked”)
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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Cam Smith: 13 HR, 5 OAA Kyle Tucker: 7 HR, -5 OAA
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emoly @emacattack.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
yordong, mvp
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
WE ARE THE STUPIDEST TEAM IN BASEBALL AND WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE LMAOOOOOO!!! #astros
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
the astros are winning bc i am watching, obv
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Rosie🌷 @lozyrosie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
espeon and umbreon ko-fi request!
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
hello thank you for the birthday wishes, i love you all sooooo much 🙏💖🫶
me smiling and posing to show off my makeup, on my birthday!me standing in front of a beautiful birthday banner my mother made for me
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
‘twas a lovely 4th of july, sis got engaged 💖 (she earlier proposed to her girlfriend a few weeks back) and everything’s pretty dope atm, love you all (also thank you yordan for last night 😭🙏👏👏👏)
me, mom, my sistermy sister showing off her engagement ring, our grandmother’s 40th anniversary ring (my sister looks just like her but never got to meet her 🥺)my sister’s fiancée Lyndsey and my sister Bayleeme sitting in a chair being a dumbass lol
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
yordan applying lip balm in the dugout right before getting ready to go bat is hella relatable
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El / Bee @elsbee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
happy pride! 🌈
Digital illustration of a parade of cats carrying a long inclusive pride frag. Left to right the cats are: a long haired grey and white cat wearing the original pride flag, a grey tabby wearing the lesbian flag, a pale yellow cat wearing the trans flag, a calico wearing the nonbinary flag and blowing a rainbow trumpet, a long haired brown cat wearing the gay flay, a jumping black cat wearing the bi flag and an orange cat wearing the ace flag. There is a rainbow stripe pattern in the background.
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
hello how are the astros going to affect my mental health today?? i need them to be good for like, more than just a hot second rn, please :/
me leaving drag brunch wearing aviators and a black crop top that says “dump him” on it. also wearing a gold necklace of my name in script.
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
okay def not manic-posting here but i would just like to say that i am TIRED of the constant deluge of shitty people doing shitty things in this world, idk maybe i’m crazy 🤷🏼‍♀️
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
okay the truth is that i miss having friends other than people who either gave birth to me or are legally bound to me by government contract (romantic) 😂💀
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
don’t mind me randomly sliding back into my socials here and there, i’m not having a “breakdown” i’m having a “breakthrough”, DUH
static.klipy.com
Colorful Neon Sign: Honestly, I'm Lying
Alt: Colorful Neon Sign: Honestly, I'm Lying
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Cam Smith hits another mammoth home run 😯
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
hi h8r 🤭
me taking a dumb mirror selfie wearing distressed jean shorts and a white and crop top with two cherries embroidered on the front
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
i forgot how awesome it feels when the astros to do cool stuff 😭😭😭👏👏👏👏 my mental health just improved by like 15% 🥹
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 23/05/2026
When they have your purse and you don't know them:
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I like that this guy got an ounce of sympathy when he lost his house to wildfires and immediately turned it into “hold on I need to remind everyone that I suck”
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
LA mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt won’t stop talking about the apocalyptic results of homeless people using “super meth,” a very scary-sounding drug that does not exist:
wired.com
Spencer Pratt Is Creating Panic Over ‘Super Meth.’ It's Not Even Real
The LA mayoral candidate and ex-reality TV star is fueling his campaign with fears about an ultra-potent meth. Experts say it’s drug war propaganda.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
“I spoke with the great General Tso and he thanked me for what a terrific job I’m doing as president.”
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
everything about the astros is depressing so here’s me looking foxy as hell to distract us all from the “hello darkness my old friend…” looping in the collective mind of h-town baseball fans 😭 (this is just an excuse to post a selfie tbh)
me taking a mirror selfie while wearing a denim chambray shirt, black leggings, and black stiletto pumps with bows
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
happy mother’s day to yall from me and mine 🥰💖🫶
me and my mom taking a pic together on mother’s day
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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The thing that annoys me the most about AI "art" dweebs is the chronic lack of whimsy. Do you understand how funny it is to make a shitty meme with MS Paint or slapdash Photoshop skills? It's so much better than the finest quality that AI will ever manage to muster.
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
i am genuinely so tired of living in a world where critical thinking is an endangered (nearly extinct) skill 😭 i’m so serious rn, i did not ask to be stuck on this rock for ~80+yrs in the company of the most willfully stupid human beings in history
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
alyssa stop arguing with idiots lacking a shred of media literacy (or regular plain ol’ literacy tbh) online challenge 🥴
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
cuz u can’t & u won’t & u don’t stop
me after just getting my roots bleached because yes i am not naturally platinum blonde (just medium blonde)
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
hey please send prayers/good vibes to my mom bc i’ve been taking care of her for the past 2 weeks and she has a big procedure happening later this morning. she’s tough as nails, so i’m praying it all goes smoothly. just appreciate kind thoughts and love, etc. she’s my best friend, my only parent 🙏
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 28/04/2026
man in stadium holding a sign: I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS LOSE
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
me, alyssa: unedited version
me wearing my “london calling” by the clash album t-shirt, a black lace “tattoo” choker from the early aughts, gold hoop earrings that say “babygirl” across the hoop, and foldable black ray-ban wayfarers (also a red pullover featuring the album cover of the beastie boys’ “solid gold hits” record tied around my waist, but i’m sitting down so it’s not really visible. i just wanted to underscore how cool i am)
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The last time the phillies fired their manager midseason, the Astros won the world series #trusttheplan
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i hope this is the Push he needs get Back 2 Good by fronting matchbox 20 again
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
omg remember when i was sorta funny
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i am seriously contemplating printing out a fake test and adding a big encircled “97 A+” mark on it and sticking it on the front of our fridge to celebrate my man for crushing it on the comprehensive review exam he took for a training course at work all last week he will hate it hahahaha
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
i know i’ve truly become my mother when i’m advocating for her to push through and go to her physical therapy even tho she doesn’t want to, while actively not letting myself off the hook either bc i’m “tired” and don’t particularly feel like driving her to and fro 😅😂💀
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
come on party people, put your hands in the air come on party people, wave ‘em like you don’t care
me taking another selfie in my mom’s guest bathroom wearing a 2007 gwen stefani tour shirt, and some actual makeup for once
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
god i forgot how fucking amazing “patriot” is, just an absolutely incredible series
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
who is she
me in a mirror looking like a hobo
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
www.maptap.gg April 18 81✨ 92👑 92👑 57🤨 99🔥 Final score: 825
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Duchess of Doom @kilagreene.myatproto.social · 17/04/2026
I have ✨ writing news! ✨ Thrilled to announce that my story “Clowder” will appear in an upcoming issue of Small Wonders Magazine. I admire @smallwondersmag.com so much, and it’s an honor to be published by them!
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
as part of the freakout on the right about the supposed "Islamification of Texas" giant aggregator accounts on X are pushing to boycott HEB because it sells Halal meat (and has for at least 4 years) www.chron.com/texas/articl...
chron.com
We regret to inform you that H-E-B has gone 'woke,' according to X
H-E-B has gotten caught in the crossfire of anti-Muslim rhetoric.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 17/04/2026
us in these trying times
a barbie leaning over GTFO coffee cup, cigarette in hand, while a raging fire burns behind her
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
i’m the same age jason bateman is in the first season of arrested development and this is very disconcerting for me
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goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
me in 2009 vs me in 2026
lady gaga vogue-posing at mtv studios circa 2008/2009lady gaga onstage in april 2026 doing the same vogue-pose as in the previous photo from 2008/2009
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 17/04/2026
Marlene cooked with this one.

Language Matters
Why English is so hard to learn
Marlene Davis
YOU think English is easy? Check out the following.
1. The bandage
was wound around
the wound.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid in his hospital bed.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen about who would row. 13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when the does (females) are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell
2. The farm was cultivated to produce down into a sewer line.
produce.
3. The dump was so full that the workers had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture shown at the store.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his tasty dessert in the desert.
7. Since there is no time like the pres- ent, he thought it was time to present the present to his girlfriend.
8.A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object which he showed me.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail around the mast.
18. Upon seeing the tear in her painting she shed a tear.
19.I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Heteronyms
These are brilliant. Homonyms or homographs are words of like spelling, but with more than one meaning and sound.
When pronounced differently, they are known as heteronyms.
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