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Little Astros Fella

@greggiefella.bsky.social
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Just a chill little dude that loves Jose Altuve and hates Russian aggression. #NAFO

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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 11h
Okay, I just got home from seeing Digger. 1. I think it’s brilliant. 2. I still can’t decide where I rank it on my movies this year. 3. I totally get why it’s a HIGHLY DIVISIVE movie. You’re either gonna love it or absolutely hate it.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 18h
Okay watching the Sox Guardians game and they said Parker Messick gets pumped up for game time by listening to Creed and now I feel sorry for him. #mlb
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Little Girl's Disgusted Reaction
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is all part of Project 2025’s plan to make America as bland and flavorless as possible! Do your research!
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Deez Nuts Got Heem Prank Reaction
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OOOOOHHH, so it’s totally fine and cool for the Vatican to bring down ACTUAL DIVINE INTERVENTION to win in the postseason, but you bang on one trashcan… #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mattress Mack betting half a million dollars on the most mid Astros team in history is proof he needs to pay more in taxes.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My rooting order the rest of the way: 1. Phillies 2. Rays 3. Brewers 4. Cubs 5. White Sox 6. Guardians 7. Padres 8. Braves 9. Red Sox . . 98. Plague of frogs . . 872. Asteroid . . 1,827. Yankees 1,828. Dodgers
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I still stand by this. The rest of the AL West should be ashamed of themselves. #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“The window will never shut.” The window:
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Goodbye Dog No Failure Next Time
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me when I watch the postgame press conference. #astros
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I Was Saying Boo-Urns
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The past few days have been a perfect bookend to this season. Started even at 0-0, finished even at 81-81. Started and ended with ineffective pitching. Started and ended with a flailing offense. Started and ended with a questionable outfield. We’re spinning our wheels. #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FISHXUCUSBDUDJAKDOFHDYDHCH!!!!!!!!!!!! ALTUVE DINGER TO TIE ALL TIME POSTSEASON RECORD!!! #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay I’m at work and just checked the box score that Brown didn’t even make it out of the 1st…I think we’re boned… #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay so maybe the throwing a bullpen game wasn’t actually the problem yesterday… #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m looking forward to the Astros repainting the batters eye overnight so they can come back and win this series. #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Monday Night Football’s national anthem is being performed by an excellent mariachi band and the worst people you know are having a stroke. #eagles #mnf
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tatsuya Imai throwing a complete game no hitter in the ALCS is gonna hit like crack. #astros
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Michael Shopoff @mshopoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who cares about the #astros record?
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LMAO @chandlerrome.bsky.social spotted wandering around the batting cages wondering what’s going on in this minor league ballpark.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After winning the division with a .500 record, the Astros are now emboldened to be an even stupider baseball team, and I’m here for it! BRING ON OCTOBER!!! 😤😤😤 #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jeff Blum: “ you’ve worked that hard to go 162 games to figure out your destiny and you’ve earned it” Uuuhhh Jeff let’s talk about what it means to “earn it” #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Idiots are gonna be spraying themselves with Champagne after likely finishing with a .500 record! Every other team in baseball needs to take a long, hard look in the mirror. #astros
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Weekend Party Champagne Celebration
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
With the exception of the Covid shortened 2020, this is the worst Astros regular season record in 10 years, and they STILL won the division to make the playoffs! The rest of AL West should be ASHAMED of themselves! #astros
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Game of Thrones: The Walk of Shame
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Of all the stupid Manfred ideas, this has to be the stupidest and most destructive. A national park is NOT a place to throw up a single, random MLB ballpark. It’s supposed to be a wild place!
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I literally love Justin Verlander 🥹💙🧡⚾️ Happy retirement Champ!
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LAUNCH BENNETT SOUSA INTO THE SUN #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I said something that could be vaguely interpreted as positive enthusiasm last night and they lost. It was clearly my fault for jinxing, so I’m not saying anything nice these last 4 games. #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Where the FUCK was this team a week ago????? #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ironically, right groin tightness is an accurate description of how it feels to be a 2026 Astros fan. #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Starting the game with 4 straight hits and a run: good Following it up with 3 straight outs leaving the bases loaded: bad #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The AP style is just vibes-based comma placement I will not be taking questions.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This little worm continues to debase himself pushing his boss’s blame game because I guess if you’re already covered in dirt you might as well crawl through the mud some more.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
After this home stand, I’m sitting on the wing… #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At least someone is mad.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sports is NOT real and anyone who says otherwise is a goddamn LIAR!
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
With every long, loud out, a part of my soul leaves my body. #astros
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Anime Character's Spirit Leaves Body
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#astros
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Spontaneous Combustion Fire
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pete Hegseth’s obsession with dick and balls keeps getting weirder.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
DUBIE! 😭😭😭😭 #astros
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Michael Scott's Heartbroken Expression in The Office
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s just cruel that Atlanta is forcing the Idiots to play against Dubon. It’ll confuse them and they won’t know who they’re playing for! #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These godawful sports gambling app commercials are proof that they have far too much money from exploiting people.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Great Trammbino showing off that new dad strength!!! 💪💪💪 #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We are exclusively scoring via solo homers! Baserunners are for pussies! WADE AND YORDONG!!!! #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The REAL reason the Astros are collapsing is because now their record is 76-76, which is 67-67 backwards, and they think that’s hilarious. Altuve, Varsho, and Walker are sitting on the floor of the clubhouse giggling and waving their hands while Pena bangs his head against the wall. #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
JESUS CHRIST WE GOT 2 HITS IN THE SAME INNING! #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me in my house watching Yordan make contact just now: OOOOH!!! OOOOOOOOHHHH!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!! GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think Bryan has done enough to be promoted from Bryan Baron to Bryan Viscount. Agree? #astros
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That graphic in the corner of the broadcast just now was brutal. Astros this series: Pena 5 for 6 Rest of team 1 for 32 (that 1 was Yordan’s homer last night) #astros
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Nihilistic Meseeks: Existence Is Pain
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ron White was always my favorite blue collar comedy tour comedian.
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