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Lionfish @lionfish.bsky.social · 20h
Taqueria II: Taco Harder
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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No respect...
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
when there's a ceremonial execution in the works
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
holy shit!! artists!!! you guys!! pinlite.app someone made a pinterest facade site that just strips away all the dumb bullshit and gives you only the images this is AMAAZINNNGGGG. Not to mention the web 1.0 grey and blue link vibe lol
screenshot of PinLite, a skin of pinterest that's just taken away all the bs and only shows the images, on a grey web 1.0 background
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, happy Charles Darwin is “very poorly today & very stupid & hate[s] everybody & everything” to all who celebrate, because he wrote those words in a letter to his friend (and author of Principles of Geology) Charles Lyell 161 years ago today
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ben Rosen
@ben_rosen
BIGGEST TWIST ENDINGS

3) fight club
2) the sixth sense
1) the song "row row row your boat"
9:22 AM - 4/3/20
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
David Schleinkofer, cover art for Sim City 2000, 1993
David Schleinkofer, cover art for Sim City 2000, 1993
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
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lookcaitlin @lookcaitlin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Robert Bausch #1986 h1.nu/1EEHL
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Lionfish @lionfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
pathetic
King whomp from Mario 64 fallen over about to be butt stomped, lol
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Lionfish @lionfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am 14 men tall and twice as wide
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Ben Fleuter @benfleuter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wiccanery - a short comic about a witch and a vampire.
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Kim Sokol (Open for Commissions/Freelance!) @kimsokol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Matt Sheridan @mattsheridan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did you know there's a "utopian scholastic" genre tag on Bandcamp that's all like synthy soundtracks from educational software and TV shows from the early '90s? (I want to make a joke about calling this "Encartacore", but I don't remember if Encarta had music.) trndytrndy.bandcamp.com/album/virtua
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Virtua, by trndytrndy
6 track album
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yeah. they caught you loafed. yeah all four of your paws were tucked in. what the hell were you thinking its all over the news. you became bread
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sam raimi's DRAG ME TOO KELL @kellygoround.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
no one on earth who takes breath is ever truly alone
r/Tetris 1 year ago
A list of how edible different Tetris blocks are
[categorization: 'Memes']

standard tetris blocks: solid, biting one would break your teeth. not meant for consumption.

puyo: each one one is is a a different flavour but the taste is amplified. the red burns your throat. can be eaten.

dr. luigi pills: edible but can be fatal if you
overdose. only take as prescribed

panel de pon tiles: somewhat firm and a bit chewey, but tastes raw chicken liver. they are sentient and scream loudly when biting into one. possibly edible but not the grey one

mr. driller blocks: looks can be deceiving. it may be cake but it tastes like plastic and glue. Undergrounders have different taste buds then humans

yoshi's cookies: edible tasty cookieskayproll
1 year ago
What about the tiles from klax?

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RetroGhostX3 (original poster)
1 year ago
I almost added them but I couldn't find a clear image of them.

Klax tiles are just giant crunchy PEZ with a chalky texter but sweet taste. Very much edible
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Lionfish @lionfish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@ryannorth.ca Found your book out in the wild in a bookshop in Bulgaria
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Antebellum politics is fascinating, the South kept getting policy concessions and whipped themselves up into a paranoid rage anyway, essentially because they couldn't stand being culturally judged for having slaves
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
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satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
when I visited San Jose, I checked in late to a small motel where the fella at the front desk didn't speak English. Upon giving me my room key, he wordlessly produced shower fixture/knob and mimed a specific "push, twist, pull, un-twist, then lift-up" set of steps. This was how you turned it on.
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themes and such @bernkastl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
taps the sign like very aggressively
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
WAIL
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Chevy Ray @chevyray.dev · 23/08/2026
This interview with Melanie Buggey, who just swam across the Georgia Strait besting a 60-year world record, has me in absolute stitches. What an icon lolll www.cbc.ca/radio/asitha...
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 25/08/2026
Tweet from 2022 by Marlow Stern:

drunk guy just yelled “i love you” to dolly parton and she said “i love you too but i told you to wait in the trunk”
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Kitfox Games 🦊 @kitfoxgames.com · 24/08/2026
The princes have been murdered and now I must go to hell to bring them back... 🤴 Watch 29 minutes of Thousand Hells gameplay: youtu.be/4vAWmoy9a7Y
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I would give anything to whip shitties in one of these
A Dulles mobile lounge bus
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Lionfish @lionfish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
me: so black tea and red tea are leaves from the same plant, just prepared different? the ghost of jbs haldane, who I've summoned to show anime to: Yeah. White tea is the same. me: and red tea? jbs: totally different plant
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Dane Erland @mechanekton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Can't believe it's taken me a whole year to get another batch of lego #lancerrpg mechs built. Here's Big Sal, Manticore, Black Witch, Goblin, and Hecatoncheires.
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chris xu @chrysaora.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Was honored to help @chana.bsky.social edit this deep dive compilation of Curtis Sliwa lore gathered over weeks. There is so much jaw-dropping material, we simply could not bear to make it shorter than 76 slides.
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I’m sorry but you still don’t know enough about Curtis Sliwa
I’m sorry but you still don’t know enough about Curtis Sliwa
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toastvira, mistress of the posts @toasty.cx · 08/08/2026
I haven't seen anyone on here fawn over the Carlisle 5216 cup for a while and I think perhaps that's where we have gone astray as a community
A Carlisle 5216 16 ounce stackable tumbler cup in ruby red, ubiquitous in many a pizza restaurant from our youths
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Quantum Rhino @quantumrhino.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
My Magnum Opus: Cloud Tools
A drawing of a combination Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy 7 and the Cow Tools strip from Far Side.
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Liv Mariah Yarrow (pronounced "leave") @profyarrow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Text from De Grummond 1985
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Liv Mariah Yarrow (pronounced "leave") @profyarrow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
TIL there are depictions of board games on Etruscan mirrors! 1/2
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Dr. Karen Carr @quatrus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My favorite depiction of the Trojan Horse, and the earliest known version. I love the windows, like an airplane, and that the windows go up the neck too.
Trojan horse depicted on the Mykonos vase ca. 675 BC, so around the time of the Odyssey and Iliad. Found with human bones inside (like the horse!) and now in the Archaeological Museum of Mykonos. Image shows the horse with little windows in its side so you can see the men waiting inside.
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🦋Special Kherson Cat🐈🇺🇦 @specialkhersoncat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
🔥🚂Footage from aboard a speeding Russian military train engulfed in flames after its fuel tanker convoy was struck in occupied Ukraine.
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lookcaitlin @lookcaitlin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Robert Crawford #1984 h1.nu/1zeXK
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Lionfish @lionfish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"What is it with you kids? Every other day, it's food, food, food!"
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Simon Hintermann @aurumek.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hoping that horizontal pieces still have a chance to be seen 🌿
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