Sign in

LINCARD1000

@lincard1000.bsky.social
558 followers 1K following 3.8K posts

I ate all the pies. ngai Aotearoa ahau. Filthy SJW and unrepentant lefty, greeny, hobbyist sci-fi writer, non-heterosexual 😝🏳️‍🌈 he/him, 18+

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by LINCARD1000
karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
friend: ok, it's my first time watching the fast and the furious movies, so no spoilers me: omg there's so many spoilers
15656120
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Get you a man who *knows* you 🥰 Love you, husband ❤️
Brief excerpt of a text chat between me and the husband. He knows me so well.
M: [asking if the vehicle he drove this morning was okay and had no issues]
H: Yep
M: Good good good. [subtle reference to a recent sci-fi movie we’d seen that I really enjoyed - Project Hail Mary]
H: Amaze amaze [another reference to said movie]
M: grin emoji - You know me.
H: Indeed [another sci-fi reference we often use to each other, Teal’c from Stargate SG1 iconic response]
110
Reposted by LINCARD1000
Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1187
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This daylight saving thing is some real bullshit.
010
Reposted by LINCARD1000
caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sickos_yes
5343
Reposted by LINCARD1000
tristam @tristam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chlöe Swarbrick gives an almighty summation of the current governing coalition’s record. Her speech, given as parliament closes for the election, also outlines why the @greens.org.nz need to lead the next government… the video is well worth your time. #nzpol
1016290
Reposted by LINCARD1000
Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
75260449769
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fuck me…
A very wind-battered fox 🦊 on a snowy background with the caption “it fucken wimdy” (deliberate misspelling).
131
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So apparently my Seagull speaks Gav @kiwiev.bsky.social - it turned on my seated heats tonight on my drive home 😁
030
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I won my category at the AoNZ national bottle & collectables show. Too bad I was the only entrant in my “patent medicines” category, so a hollow victory. Ah well. Anyhoo, if you’re in the Tron today, come visit the show, some cool displays up to look at 😊
Collection of coloured glass antique bottles on display with the title of “snake oil”. Old quack cures, herbal medicines and the like.
041
Reposted by LINCARD1000
Christchurch City Libraries Ngā Kete Wānanga o Ōtautahi @christchurchlib.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 60th anniversary of the first ever episode of Star Trek airing in 1966! Librarian Bronwen is a longtime fan of StarTrek and Steampunk and sewing! She used a library laser cutter to create the Starfleet emblems for her belt, buttons, communicator badge, earrings and hat pin. ^MT
Librarian in a red steampunk out complete with top hat. It features the colours and emblems of a Starfleet uniform in the form of a long jacket over leggings and ribbon-laced boots. Close up view of a gold Starfleet emblem belt on a black faux leather belt. A handbag  on a long strap constructed to look like an original series recorder complete buttons and readout screen. Close up view of gold coloured cog buttons on the cuff of a red jacket. The buttons have small Starfleet emblems on them and the cuff has 2 gold stripes reminiscent of a naval uniform.
2177
Reposted by LINCARD1000
Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me, every morning, reading the Popular With Friends feed
1325
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fingers crossed Netanyahoo chokes on a Palestinian turd.
010
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
👉👈🥹
000
Reposted by LINCARD1000
Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
One thing has led to another, and now I have a folder full of news headlines about people getting beaten off. I offer no apology at all.
Woman, 86, beats off supermarket mugger with packet of bacon.
551370250
Reposted by LINCARD1000
𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 31/08/2026
The best #StarWars you've never seen! Real stories, made by real writers, actors and human animators! #100%HumanMade #NoAI #UnrealEngine
youtube.com
FOR THE EMPIRE - The best Star Wars series you've never seen!
YouTube video by AFK
0116
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
YOU’RE NOT MY DA… wait, this is fine 😊
static.klipy.com
Al Bundy's Ultimate Couch Relaxation
Alt: Al Bundy's Ultimate Couch Relaxation
010
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
Rainbow over the hills and plains of the Waikato. A partly cloudy, partly sunny early spring day.
020
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You can tell it’s fake, there’s so many different versions of it, nobody can keep it the same 😁
030
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Lux-flake’s impudicity is not just a unique indictment, but one on the entire coalition, and everyone who voted for them. #nzpol
163
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Is that a @pepperraccoon.com sticker I see in the wild? 🥰
110
Reposted by LINCARD1000
Micah @rincewind.run · 06/08/2026
Outkast’s Ms Jackson just came on at the gym and I will never in my life be able to hear that song without thinking about this comic
I’m sorry Ms Jackson parody comic where instead of “I am for real” it is “I am four eels”
3245721027
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
That's a statement, not a question, you revolting skidmark.
010
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Said it before, I’ll say it again: I don’t have kids. I’ll never have kids. I don’t even LIKE kids. I still want my tax money spent on GOOD quality meals for the little shits. It’s a net good for everyone, for the kids themselves and small/mid sized businesses that provide the meals.
172
Reposted by LINCARD1000
Raptor @raptornx01.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
we keep asking for the Replicators from Star Trek, and they keep trying to give us the Replicators from Stargate.
05323
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Cold is hitting the Waikato finally, 12 degrees 2 hours ago and now it’s 7 - dropping fairly quickly. Quite wimdy up in the hills here as well 👀
A very snow & wind-blown red and white fox with the caption “it fucken wimdy” (deliberate misspelling).
260
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Reason #23691.5 why billionaires are so fucking useless. They’re not throwing a casual billion dollaroonies at people like Mike and saying “Make it so”, and letting the magic happen.
041
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Yes 😁😬😢
Screenshot of various folks I follow basically saying all the right answers to the question of what new mass allegation is sexual assault the piggies are looking into.
040
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
AHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA fuck no.
111
Reposted by LINCARD1000
Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Medusa but her hair is an anaconda
Medusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey chiton and stubbornly strides to the left, dragging the heavy snake, which trails sullenly along behindMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. It is completely coiled around her, leaving only her angry yellow eyes visible, and a single hand lifted to flip off the worldMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey towel and is scrubbing the snake. A bar of soap sits in a small puddle off to the leftMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She sits, drumming her fingers impatiently, while in the background the anaconda digests some large prey
9073892088
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Karma-karma-karma-karma cunt.
120
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Found this when sorting through some stuff to sell online. Not worth selling, but a reminder from previous elections that the more things change, the more they stay the same. AoNZ voters never learn. History repeats itself.
A fake $31 banknote made to look like a greenish $NZ20 banknote, warning NZ voters not to vote National, lest they fuck us over. Again.A fake banknote designed to look like a $NZ20 note, green coloured with warnings on it not to vote National, lest they sell out the country.
141
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
@xoiiku.bsky.social 😊
110
Reposted by LINCARD1000
maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
computer virus
68928
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A bit of an emotional pang, remembering stuff like this. When we had empathic leadership during a rather stressful time for everyone, *including* said leadership. The current lot, including the current opposition, could never 😞
020
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just ordered one of these bad boys... such an iconic bird, and such a great local artist to support <3
150
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Let me guess, no natives, only imported, invasive and noxious pests? 🤔
010
Reposted by LINCARD1000
New Scientist @newscientist.com · 10/07/2026
The vibrant colours and delicate details of New Zealand's fungi and slime moulds are documented in these images, taken from Jay Lichter's new book The Secret Life of Fungi
newscientist.com
Stunning photos reveal the intricate beauty of fungi
The vibrant colours and delicate details of New Zealand's fungi and slime moulds are documented in these images, taken from Jay Lichter's new book The Secret Life of Fungi
071
Reposted by LINCARD1000
Daniel Vernon @yeehawtheboys.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Matariki connects us all, no matter our background or origins.
320366
Reposted by LINCARD1000
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I finally did the thing I've been wanting to do for a while: a full album, single take, guitar cover of The Almanac! I'm not sure if I got Behind Leaves and Vines right because I just learned it by ear, but still! There's also a cameo from my cat at the end :D youtu.be/eJR7fotdNv0?...
youtu.be
Kardashev - The Almanac [Full Album One Take Guitar Cover]
YouTube video by Kraest Burns
11110
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’m sure it will be juuuuuuust fiiiiiiine (I say from inside my super billionaire apocalypse bunker) 😞
111
Reposted by LINCARD1000
BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
people will try to tell you the kakapo is real but this bird was clearly designed by Jim Henson's Creature Workshop.
1329839
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Tweedle Cunt, Tweedle Incompetence and Tweedle Skidmark. What a trio of complete and utter corrupt uselessness.
020
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh look, another Marae coming to the rescue in an extreme weather event (Kaikōura region). (Complimentary)
1233
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
@elderscrollsonline.com - much aroha to you all, with the horrific lay-offs. Thank you for the many, *many* hours of enjoyment over the years the team have provided. So many of us are grieving with you <3
010
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We could be curing cancer, ending hunger/poverty/inequality, becoming an interplanetary species etc. Instead we’re doing… whatever the fuck THIS is 😒
110
Reposted by LINCARD1000
✨️Zombie✨️@ drawing comics @zombieisok.gay · 04/07/2026
Hello, is my birthday and I would be so happy if you shared my art. 💖😌
591126451
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hey Novelly you pasty-ass motherfucker, how about you shut your bloviating pie-hole the hell up, and mind your own fucking business. Respect your betters, you useless sack of crap.
020
LINCARD1000 @lincard1000.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
What a peculiar and weirdly moist little man Peter Thiel is.
000