Reposted by Lily Bakeralix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the year is 2030 and i no longer consume anything that isn't personalized to me. every game, every book, every movie extends to the limits of my own imagination and no further. i haven't been surprised in five years. i cry softly, in bewilderment, if i see a word i don't know 372432695
Reposted by Lily Bakeralyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s so funny to imagine what the UK could be like if it took seriously any of its cultural icons—that aren’t wizards, Shakespeare, or in possession of good fortune but in want of a wife. We could have Tyranid statues at Heathrow. Perhaps a grisly frieze depicting Servitor conversion at Gatwick. 28751143
Reposted by Lily BakerJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 28/09/2026{through heaving sobs} LETS GO LESBIANS 5663124
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026it happened again. the milk is in a different place this time. 040
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026my gf is in bed next to me cackling wildly at a tiktok. she shows me. it's just a glass of milk on a beach as the tide comes in. funniest shit i ever saw. 050
Reposted by Lily BakerStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026Share if you agree 189103533310
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Getting the whole family together only to realised you booked tickets for the Piddington Experience and it's a recreation of a village meeting with a bunch of smug, middle class racists voting to leave the UK as a publicity stunt 1151
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Don't get confused, Piddington Bear is about a hairy gay man who's very racist and loves marmalade sandwiches 1183
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In case anyone was wondering: I will NOT be opening for Ed Sheeran 0462
Reposted by Lily BakerBex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Ed Sheeran to represent Piddington at Eurovision 201156278
Reposted by Lily BakerDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026wtf kind of pets they got in there 1804132820
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026im sure you think you're funny or whatever but could you shut tf up, im on level 24 on tetris and i need to focus 1100
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If they do end up making it into an actual show then hopefully they'll take my suggestion: 041
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Catching up on the new season of SNW and they referenced a Division 12 which sounds a bit like my idea for a trek series 150
Reposted by Lily BakerCharles Snart (Histobat) @thehistocrat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026There is exactly one perfect type of guy and its a Redwall style mole wearing a monk robe and little tiny glasses. 153
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026nono, i got your note. just. why didn't you text me? i would have picked up more plums. i wasn't saving THOSE SPECIFIC plums. now i gotta go to the store again and. no, it's fine. it's fine. i'm fine. it's just been a long day. 08422
Reposted by Lily BakerAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 05/09/2026People who think Harry Potter is good writing have never read Lenin 1341350
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026(it less cures ptsd than it stops traumatic memories turning into ptsd so long as it's played within ~6 hours of smth traumatic happening) 010
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026literally the perfect game, other games could never 120
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026idk why we continued making games after we invented tetris, we solved video games already, we can stop now 1150
Reposted by Lily BakerThe Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 367201359895
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Yeah, seeing people play tetris at that skill level is infectious ngl 000
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I posted this withiut realising the version I was playing didn't have a true endless mode bc I only cleared 146 lines (rookie numbers) 140
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i'm only getting to level 15 so I'm p rusty, this may take longer than i thought 070
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026rediscovered tetris. i'll see you all in 6 months. farewell. 3400
Reposted by Lily BakerFantastic M. Fox @mrfox.bsky.social · 28/08/2026y'all wanna see a juvenile cardinal bouncing on a stalk of millet 47523
Reposted by Lily BakerphantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 28/08/2026there's plenty to condemn the british empire for but they were fucking cooking when they named the main town on the most remote island on earth 'edinburgh of the seven seas' 1326
Reposted by Lily BakerRosavive @dogpile.mov · 28/08/2026This is why hot air guns look the way they do- originally ALL “hair” dryers could be used to remove SMD components, and it’s why hair was able to stand so tall and proud in the 1960’s-1970’s before we had enshitification of em. And now I need two hot air guns by two different companies. Hmph. 091
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026did you know: i love to post misinformation on the internet 2310
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026did you know: the "hair" dryer was originally considered multipurpose and was named the "hot air dryer" which got shortened to "H. air dryer" over time until people started assuming it was always hair dryer 5728
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026they stopped doing it because they wanted all the bones for themselves 2120
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026conspiracy theory: chicken nuggets were healthier when they had bits of ground up bone and liver in them 2180
Reposted by Lily BakerAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS. 567281178624
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026okay but fr why i was singing the song of the volga boatmen??? why do i know the tune instinctively?????? was i a volga boatman in a former life???????????? 191
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026There's a burger king ad that's been on recently and the burgers look super AI generated and they're just repulsive to me idk 1110
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Keep going to order takeout only to see AI generated food and be completely grossed out to the point of nausea 2250
Reposted by Lily BakerRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right 1100285976340
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026this bitch has checked the oil prices three times in the past few hours, girl get a better hobby 2230
Reposted by Lily BakerHK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 17/08/2026THE JOKER : wanna know how I got these scars? ZOHRAN MAMDANI, SPEAKING PERFECT MANDARIN: How you got your scars is a personal story, but I want to make sure that every New Yorker who has scars gets to tell their story. That’s why I’m reducing MTA fares on weekends 112498478