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Lily Baker

@lilybaker.bsky.social
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Lesbian, Actor, London-based Repped by DNA Management spotlight.com/6059-4500-1687 instagram.com/lily.baker.actor ko-fi.com/lilybaker she/her

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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the year is 2030 and i no longer consume anything that isn't personalized to me. every game, every book, every movie extends to the limits of my own imagination and no further. i haven't been surprised in five years. i cry softly, in bewilderment, if i see a word i don't know
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s so funny to imagine what the UK could be like if it took seriously any of its cultural icons—that aren’t wizards, Shakespeare, or in possession of good fortune but in want of a wife. We could have Tyranid statues at Heathrow. Perhaps a grisly frieze depicting Servitor conversion at Gatwick.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 28/09/2026
{through heaving sobs} LETS GO LESBIANS
crying salute meme
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
idiot. idiot gneder.
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it happened again. the milk is in a different place this time.
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my gf is in bed next to me cackling wildly at a tiktok. she shows me. it's just a glass of milk on a beach as the tide comes in. funniest shit i ever saw.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Getting the whole family together only to realised you booked tickets for the Piddington Experience and it's a recreation of a village meeting with a bunch of smug, middle class racists voting to leave the UK as a publicity stunt
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don't get confused, Piddington Bear is about a hairy gay man who's very racist and loves marmalade sandwiches
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In case anyone was wondering: I will NOT be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran to represent Piddington at Eurovision
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
wtf kind of pets they got in there
SMOKING
BARE FOOT
PETS
PROHIBITED IN BUILDING
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
*hungover voice* i tbink i drank too much poison
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ffs you made me lose focus
a 3ds showing a tetris kill screen on level 26, 252 lines cleared, 15.26lpm, 16:30 time, 523265 score, 17 tetrises, 2 t spins
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
im sure you think you're funny or whatever but could you shut tf up, im on level 24 on tetris and i need to focus
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If they do end up making it into an actual show then hopefully they'll take my suggestion:
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Catching up on the new season of SNW and they referenced a Division 12 which sounds a bit like my idea for a trek series
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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 26/07/2025
Legitimate Concerns?
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Charles Snart (Histobat) @thehistocrat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There is exactly one perfect type of guy and its a Redwall style mole wearing a monk robe and little tiny glasses.
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I feel like that's a given
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
nono, i got your note. just. why didn't you text me? i would have picked up more plums. i wasn't saving THOSE SPECIFIC plums. now i gotta go to the store again and. no, it's fine. it's fine. i'm fine. it's just been a long day.
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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 05/09/2026
almost word for word
Screenshot of tweet from @InternetHippo:

New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now"
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 05/09/2026
People who think Harry Potter is good writing have never read Lenin
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
(it less cures ptsd than it stops traumatic memories turning into ptsd so long as it's played within ~6 hours of smth traumatic happening)
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
literally the perfect game, other games could never
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
idk why we continued making games after we invented tetris, we solved video games already, we can stop now
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah, seeing people play tetris at that skill level is infectious ngl
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I posted this withiut realising the version I was playing didn't have a true endless mode bc I only cleared 146 lines (rookie numbers)
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i'm only getting to level 15 so I'm p rusty, this may take longer than i thought
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
rediscovered tetris. i'll see you all in 6 months. farewell.
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Fantastic M. Fox @mrfox.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
y'all wanna see a juvenile cardinal bouncing on a stalk of millet
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
there's plenty to condemn the british empire for but they were fucking cooking when they named the main town on the most remote island on earth 'edinburgh of the seven seas'
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Rosavive @dogpile.mov · 28/08/2026
This is why hot air guns look the way they do- originally ALL “hair” dryers could be used to remove SMD components, and it’s why hair was able to stand so tall and proud in the 1960’s-1970’s before we had enshitification of em. And now I need two hot air guns by two different companies. Hmph.
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
why would you say that. im so trustworthy.
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
did you know: i love to post misinformation on the internet
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have bad news for you about its veracity
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
did you know: the "hair" dryer was originally considered multipurpose and was named the "hot air dryer" which got shortened to "H. air dryer" over time until people started assuming it was always hair dryer
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
they stopped doing it because they wanted all the bones for themselves
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
conspiracy theory: chicken nuggets were healthier when they had bits of ground up bone and liver in them
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Happy I could help tbh
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
okay but fr why i was singing the song of the volga boatmen??? why do i know the tune instinctively?????? was i a volga boatman in a former life????????????
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 21/08/2026
the English about the English:
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There's a burger king ad that's been on recently and the burgers look super AI generated and they're just repulsive to me idk
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Keep going to order takeout only to see AI generated food and be completely grossed out to the point of nausea
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
this bitch has checked the oil prices three times in the past few hours, girl get a better hobby
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
THE JOKER : wanna know how I got these scars? ZOHRAN MAMDANI, SPEAKING PERFECT MANDARIN: How you got your scars is a personal story, but I want to make sure that every New Yorker who has scars gets to tell their story. That’s why I’m reducing MTA fares on weekends
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