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​:neocat_flag_nb:​ ​:neocat_flag_aro:​ ​:neocat_flag_bi:​ meow 18 follow requests will most likely take a while to be accepted reviews: "you're all insane" - […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ ice.floofy.city/@lily, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @funny.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 26/03/2025
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @funny.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2025
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @funny.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2025
A boat with a few animals in it. A couple crabs, a cat or two, a bird. Someone comments "noah's arc if like he forgot a few of them".
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Egee @egee.social.egee.io.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
My fedi feed is becoming a drag. Probably 40% of the posts on it are people complaining about and dunking on AI. Yes people we get it - you don't like AI and AI sucks. But what if we limited the posts about it to just once a day? There's more to life than complaining about AI, I promise.
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Kristian @z428.social.lol.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Mountains and late light.📷 365moments #365moments #escapism #the_mountains_afar #travel #smartphonephotography
Hochkalter in afternoon light, above lake Hintersee.
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weit_im_westen @weit-im-westen.nrw.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
#silentsunday #stillersonntag #alps #landscapephotography
The image shows a clear stream flowing through a rocky landscape surrounded by trees and mountains. The stream is filled with rocks of various sizes, with water flowing around and over them. The banks of the stream are lined with large boulders covered in moss and lichen. The trees in the background are a mix of green and yellow, suggesting it is autumn. A large mountain rises in the background, partially covered with trees and some patches of snow near the top. The sky is partly cloudy, with sunlight breaking through the clouds.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
photo of cat looking at thinkpad, captioned "2nd Gen X1 Carbon"
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Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 09/10/2026
When people ask me if I've heard about something:
A cozy house under some giant mossy rocks, with a pleasant picnic bench outside
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ari :ariYeah: @fedi.arimelody.space · 06/10/2026
trying to describe the mundane to an american "so imagine a nothingburger"
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thermia ! :thermos: :ndgt: @thermia.sk.girlthi.ng.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
don't take apart a ballpoint pen within a minute of being handed one impossible challenge
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River 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @riverseeber.net · 04/10/2026
I was immediately reminded of @catsalad
caption: "Correlation vs Causation". 4 images, in all of which, it looks like the animals caused the damage. A duck walking through gates that have been blown apart. A cat sitting in a crater in the cement. A seagull sitting at the bottom of a bent fence. A cat sitting on a broken sunroof.
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 04/10/2026
Don't judge me for my old posts I was a different person 33 seconds ago
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flóra :neocat_floof: @lily.ice.floofy.city.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
is there anything i can do about css misplacing my stuff (presumably because of floating point inaccuracies) on certain zoom levels?
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Amber :neodog_box: @puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
you're not done petting me yet
screenshot of a post by tumblr user girlpurplelily "ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier"
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 26/09/2026
Behold the cat
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rain of memes :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
i'm back from doing huge maintenance
Dasher: "hey it's your Dasher, i'm a few minutes away!"
OP: "ok - i'm on a work call so my son is gonna answer the door."
OP: "i apologize in advance for whatever he says 😭"
Dasher: "he said "big dog gotta eat" then started barking"
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rain of memes :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Image of a forest with curly trees. It was captioned with something which commented on the curly nature of the trees specifically, but that part was removed, so now it just says "There's a Forest in Poland and Nobody Knows Why."
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 13/09/2026
Blinded by greed
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Halloween dog! 🐶🎃 @aripoppy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
WAIITTT THIS IS FUCKING PEAKKKK
Niko from Oneshot looking at their reflection in a lake
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0x4d6165 (Julie) @0x4d6165.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
she's so aaaa
a white rabbit who is very fluffy sits on a carpet and looks at the viewer
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
Screenshot of two social media posts by user boimgfrog. 

The first post reads: "trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that"

The follow-up post by the same user reads: "i need 2 stop posting after taking my sleep meds jesus christ"
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ari :ariYeah: @fedi.arimelody.space · 13/08/2026
SPACEGIRL Logistics. delivery in one hour. find out what happened to your packages. 💫 📦 youtu.be/96cJ63Tel_Y
thumbnail featuring AriDoodle in a bright green truck, drifting at high speed down a highway with an explosion in the background. several subtitles read in all-caps: "MY TRUCK", "ARIIIII", and "DO NOT REVERSE"
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friendly fluorescence @tudbut.social.tudbut.de.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
[suicide imminent (not me), request for help, london people specifically] there is a friend of mine in london who intends to die tomorrow and is capable of following through with that. she is intending to do this in the evening. if me talking to her fails, it would be good to have someone in […]
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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2024
The bathtub curve, but for tech literacy
A graph meme. The two axes are labeled "How much you know about technology" and "Likelihood everything in your house is broken". The line forms a U-shape. The left side reads "I deleted the Edge icon how do I internet?". The right side reads "The fan on my raspberry Pi broke causing it to overheat and turn off breaking pihole and our home internet while my wife was working and now I have to sleep on the couch"
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 05/03/2026
shout out to whoever saw my cat drawing on my doctor's whiteboard and added not only another cat drawing but also an autism cat going yippee. even in remote northern california, autism animal persists.
a whiteboard with three ink drawings. mine, in the bottom right, is a large simplified tabby cat that says "it's wednesday!! yippee!". to the top left is a drawing of a cat sitting and looking at a fly with a surprised expression. and in between those is a small cat-ified autism creature with the text "yippee!!" next to it.as before, but zoomed in on the other people's drawings: the surprised cat, with one back leg raised as though it was grooming its toes, and the autism creature, with big wet eyes and stubby tail.
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eri :neofox_flag_nb: :fox_floofing: @eri.mk.moth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026
"how did you learn to program" i pressed the android version 7 times and became a developer
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Micr0byte @micr0.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026
I made a thing called Vent Board because I feel like anything I say is too public to be vent-worthy. When I vent I don't want a response. I don't want someone's take on my take. I don't want to worry about how it lands on my timeline or what it says about me. Fedi doesn't give me that. No where […]
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Rain雨, the Radical Dame~ @reignofraining.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/03/2026
Decided to experiment with some negative space from my last drawing~
A negative space drawing where just the hair of my avatar is colored in. The background is a grey void like area and there is a glowing trans pride aura around my avatar.
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sam i am🪻(not green eggs and ham) @atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026
what does the fox girl say ​:neofox_scream_stare:​
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 03/03/2026
🎵 transgender duet with the pre-transition self 🎵
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Starlight ✨ @starlight.mk.absturztau.be.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026
[QT: Lewd meme] .
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MOVED TO @nightmare--eyes.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy !! @nightmare--eyes.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
original by @shenanigansen.bsky.social she doesnt like him, she says
Panel 1: kel is bending down to reach for a drive he dropped on the ground, but bumps his head on a countertop.

Panel 2: kel starts to stand back up with the drive and bumps his head on a cabinet above.

Panel 3: mason is looking at him with a blank expression. she says "oh my god, hes such a loser."

Panel 4: theres a thought bubble coming from masons head showing her in a wedding dress getting married to kel. mason is slightly blushing.

Panel 5: the thought bubble now shows them sitting on a park bench together, leaning on one another. mason is now looking at the thought bubble, saying "hey. HEY. WHATS ALL THIS NOW."
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 31/10/2025
this of course only true in the United States. it is not the case in Sweden, where it is forbidden by law to be a criminal
a well known image of some lady speaking on national public service broadcast channel svt2

In Sweden, it is forbidden by law to be a criminal.
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Micr0byte @micr0.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 13/01/2026
absolute peak
Signal DM to the "EFF Intake" account saying "Can I get a :3 please?"

The response is from many days later saying ":3
Thanks for reaching out to us at the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF). Please let us know if you are seeking legal assistance"
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower: @jessew.mk.cpluspatch.com.ap.brid.gy · 02/03/2026
hmm
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Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2026
Time to mention once again that I run a dating site that's open for everyone. ben.lubar.me/dating-site
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Ben Lubar’s Dating Site
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April :dangertrannysymbol: @aprilallthetime.dangertranny.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2026
Aliexpress out there with the real shopping experience
A picture of socks with a print photoshopped onto them. The print has the trans flag as a background. In the foreground is Dr. House with a syringes and a speech bubble. The speech bubble reads "tranenger"
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Anna @mothninja.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 27/02/2026
Good morning
Unattributed meme. A nine-square alignment chart, featuring signs. 
Going left to right, and then top to bottom:
Done with this shit / I have questions : sign riveted into a tree in a forest reads "Your GPS is wrong turn around"

Done with this shit / Disturbingly specific: sign reads "128 persons have drowned in this lake. 2 wearing a life jacket. 126 not wearing a life jacket."

Done with this shit / Vivid: sign reads "Danger, not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time you're dying"

Ominous / I have questions: sign reads, " if you can read this you're in range"

Ominous / Disturbingly specific: sign reads "Warning! Evacuate the island if you hear 8 short blasts"

Ominous / Vivid: sign showing a palm tree and three people being chased by flying black circles, reads "Beware falling coconuts"

Do not test the gods / I have questions: sign reads, "if elevator does not move do a small jump it should move after"

Do not test the gods / Disturbingly specific: sign reads "road may be subject to sudden catastrophic sinkhole collapse"

Do not test the gods / vivid: sign crushed by falling rock reads "Falling rock"
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 24/02/2026
Blissful foxxo blesses your timeline
A red fox lying on the ground, resting its front paws on a wodden plank. He looks slightly upwards and to its left with closed eyes, making it look happy.
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 24/02/2026
ballin first screenshot on your app page
F-droid entry for Mages, an "Experimental Matrix client made using Compose Multiplatform (and Rust)."

the screenshot I have focused shows a singular message in a room named "MLM room". the message says "Unable to decrypt this message"
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StellaFoxxie :netkitty: @stellafoxxie.oldbytes.space.ap.brid.gy · 23/02/2026
thinking about how in high school i made a 2 player pong clone that used the mouse. player one had the y axis of the mouse and player two had the x axis of the mouse. both players had to hold hands on the mouse and wrestle it around to play i feel like that's one of those ideas that's so […]
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✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 20/02/2026
check out this aliexpress motherboard gacha www.aliexpress.com/item/10050061005…
65% chance to get a motherboard with no TPM but PS/2
35% chance to get a motherboard with TPM but no PS/2
identical otherwise
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maia ✨ @maiathoustra.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
You've got mail! :>
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junk folder @junk.booping.synth.download · 25/01/2026
bronze age songs.mp4
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junk folder @junk.booping.synth.download · 26/01/2026
all the dirts gone.mp4
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junk folder @junk.booping.synth.download · 05/02/2026
catalytic converters.mp4
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junk folder @junk.booping.synth.download · 31/01/2026
cotton eye joe.mp4
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junk folder @junk.booping.synth.download · 29/01/2026
my fucking tent.mp4
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