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sam i am🪻(not green eggs and ham) @atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026

six years of loving you :neopossum_heart: nine years of knowing you :neocat_heart: ... nice :neopossum_3c: _happy anniversary_ :neocat_hug_possum: @celestiallavendar@icedoatmilk.coffee

Sam and Aurora are both wearing flannel as they hike across a log in Rocky Mountain National Park in Colorado.

Sam and Aurora look at each other and hold hands as they walk down a bridge with fall leaves in the background.

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mx alex tax1a - 2020 (6) @atax1a.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

reading the oceangate sub transcripts and theres this one conversation where stockton basically goes "carbon fiber is inevitable for deep sea exploration" and it has the exact same tenor as the slopists asserting their inevitability

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sam i am🪻(not green eggs and ham) @atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

i'm actually mid at ice skating now :iceskatinghearts: ~~it only took 8 months~~

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sam i am🪻(not green eggs and ham) @atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026

wake up babe new us chemical safety board video just dropped

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sam i am🪻(not green eggs and ham) @atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026

it's lab safety day and i'm tryna embrace my inner bill nye to _entertain the youths_ but it's not cool to be cringe anymore :(

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Lizzy Miller @elmiller0330.disabled.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026

PSA: in the northern hemisphere, there's currently a massive oversupply of potatoes, to the point where mutual aid groups are diverting literal truckloads from going to landfills, and giving them away to anyone who wants them. The one in Denver is tomorrow morning and they have 21 tons to give […]

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Obsidian Urbex Photography @obsidianurbex.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026

🍊🏛️An abandoned orangery and cloister in the south of France. Part of the estate of a Parisian poet, who moved here to find new inspiration for his poetry! #France #Architecture #Photography #Travel #History #Poetry #Abandoned #Ruins

An abandoned Gothic cloister features intricate arches and columns opening to an overgrown garden. Exposed wooden beams form the ceiling, with sunlight casting shadows.

An abandoned orangery with classical columns and a glass roof shows decay.

An overgrown, abandoned cloister garden features arched walkways surrounding a central green space

A symmetrical view inside an abandoned cloister with archways and pillars surrounding an overgrown central garden.

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Baral'heia Stormdancer ΘΔ🐲 @baralheia.dragonchat.org · 22/06/2026

Every so often this decade+ old meme pops into my head. I don't know where the fuck this came from. I don't know the context. But I know it won't leave me fuck alone. And now I'm subjecting you all to it too. Enjoy! :dragnyellcowboy: #Meme #OldMeme #KeepScrollingHoney #YouCantHandleTheStack

A stack of several round crackers layered with deli meat and sliced cheese, except there's a man's head on top of the stack staring directly at the viewer and he's wearing a Ritz cracker like a hat. This is superimposed on a desert background with black petrified trees, with a caption that says, "Keep scrolling, honey. You can't handle the STACK"

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Amber :neodog_box: @puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026

is there a gender neutral word for catgirl/catboy? cat person doesn't sound right

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Amber :neodog_box: @puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026

posting like this to add to my milf energy

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sam i am🪻(not green eggs and ham) @atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026

hello, our fedi server was kill :neopossum_knife: but now is not kill :neopossum_heart:

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sam i am🪻(not green eggs and ham) @atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy · 15/05/2026

they're just like me fr fr #tomodachilife

A Tomodachi Life version of Sam with blue hair says "Tell me, Tinker Bell. How good are you at autism maxxing?"

A Tomodachi Life version of Chappel Roan says "Oh, a fellow sad lesbian yearning enthusiast? I could talk about sad lesbian yearning all day."

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solo @solonovamax.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 17/02/2026

"I asked chatgpt"
"I asked grok"

well I asked my owner and she told me not to worry about it :3

[drawing of a catgirl wearing a pink sweater with pink hair and a pink tail being patted on the head looking quite pleased, with some hearts drawn around her]

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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 30/04/2026

is this too much to ask for?

This is fine dog but instead of fire there's plants all around him.

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Liam Proven @lproven.social.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 11/04/2026

(World War 2 style propaganda poster)

Using Generative AI?

You're PROMPTING with HITLER!

Gen AI is a FASCIST PROJECT!

Trying using your BRAIN INSTEAD

Don't surrender your creativity to the Tech Billionaire's Control

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Indio Gringo ® @paninid.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 08/04/2026

I suppose I could teach classes on this

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nai :tranarchy_punk_lesbian: @handle.invalid · 22/03/2026

an image of Hitori Gotō sitting on a bus, with the phrase "me going to a different country because i was too shy to ask the driver to stop"

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Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #NAFO @jmaris.me · 31/03/2026

Tweet from @sodiumPen:

europeans will ride a train going 200 mph through the alps while drinking wine and americans will sit in traffic on 1-95 for three hours eating a gas station sandwich and say "at least i have my freedom"

brother you are imprisoned by a honda accord

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sam i am🪻(not green eggs and ham) @atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy · 21/03/2026

Mrow? :neocat_confused: Meow mrow? :neocat_think: Meow :neocat_pleading::neocat_flop_blep: Catposting on Sam's phone cuz she didn't give me enough pets yesterday :neocat_evil_3c:

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ari :ariYeah: @fedi.arimelody.space · 19/03/2026

i for one am NOT OKAY with my child being consumed by the holographic orb. i don't care how surveilled they are

a stock photo of a child at a table, holding a phone. the child is surrounded by a blue holographic orb with a padlock icon above it. the image is captioned "protected without surveillance"

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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 16/03/2026

Always rember

A picture of someone holding a small, pigeon-shaped dragon in both hands. Caption: "Hold dragon gentle like hamburger"

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sam i am🪻(not green eggs and ham) @atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy · 06/03/2026

today my school had a pep rally and the students had to make a team name the kids suggested the _gooners_ and my co-teacher started to write on the whiteboard when i had jump in and cut that name choice anyways the final team name ended up being.. super sigma six seven supreme

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 02/03/2026

Oh, I'm sorry, did you have to hand this in to your professor on Monday? #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #monday

a white and black cat looks up cutely as it sits on a destroyed essay

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sam i am🪻(not green eggs and ham) @atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026

pokemon tits and pokemon ass

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Adrianna Tan @skinnylatte.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 17/02/2026

it's the first day of chinese new year (and the lunar new year)! it's also ramadan! many joyful wishes to all who celebrate.

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Enalys :dragn_verified: @enalys.mastodon.zergy.net.ap.brid.gy · 10/02/2026

[🎉 You won the Fedi lottery 🎉 Click here to receive your *FREE HEADPATS*] :dragn_pats: :wlf_pat: :rp_pats: :neoraccoon_pat: :neocat_pat: :neofox_pat_happy: :drgn_pat: :gphn_pat: :blobhaj_pat: :brd_pat:

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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 29/01/2026

"[subject] Georg joke is overused" factoid actually just statistical error. Statistics Georg, who lives in a university and invents 16 million variations on this joke template every day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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sirlan <( merry gay ) @sirlan.derg.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/01/2026

how city planners think humans walk

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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 27/01/2026

I'm VERY anti "Remote Learning" on snow days. Snow days are magical and young people should play video games and have snowball fights. Or go sledding. And pester their parents who are doing remote office work to make hot chocolate. Hmph.

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