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Lilfern

@lilfern.bsky.social
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Forty-something Trekkie pirate figure skater from the PNW 🏴‍☠️🖖🏼⛸️ She/her but never ma'am Pfp by @deanbird

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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 16h
Look, technically we don't *know* T. Rex wasn't hot pink
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Somebody needs to go get these babies! I'd do it myself but my dog is not rodent-compatible. #rats #pdx www.craigslist.org/view/d/portl...
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Please save young rats Cardamom & Cinnamon! - pets - craigslist
Halp! Meet two young rat pups, Cardamom and Cinnamon. They came into my home as feeders, but my snakes refused to eat them. Normally I’d return them and try with others. But here’s the thing:...
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek youtu.be/pFwiLa3TYwg?...
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It's a Sin to Tell a Lie - Brent Spiner and the Sunspots
YouTube video by florenceiow
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To Valhalla
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today's skating wins: experimented with (and got okay at!) forward inside brackets.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are two types of dogs: water lovers and water haters. Original post
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Narrator: And they never did.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You can do anything you put your mind to. Alternatively you can do nothing, which is often much easier and more relaxing
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ahh, Ice Hockey time….
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Count Avi Henriques 🩸 @legalizegoblins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And the #FatBearWeek bracket is live! Let's talk about the match ups! Thread below 🐻🐻🐻
Fat bear week bracket in a pixel art style.
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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Chris Richards @eclecticradical.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
International figure skating judges banned women because Madge Syers won silver and the guy they named the jump after gave her his gold medal and said she was the best skater in the world.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/09/2026
kilt guy downright relieved by the end of this, it could have been so much worse dudes rock so hard
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's ON rock nerds!!!
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Otto Falcon @formalfalcon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Siskos
An edit of the sickos meme with Ben, Jake, and Joseph Sisko looking in the window saying "YES... HA HA HA... YES!" and Sisko's Creole Kitchen in the background
#DS9
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
There's a guy standing at the bus stop outside the pizzeria where I'm having lunch wearing a full suit, a musketeer hat with a pink feather on it, two large JBL speakers, and a beige trench coat he is flapping like a matador at passing cars. Portland, the city you are.
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You can literally never go wrong with "war is bad"
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
the venga bus is coming, everybody look busy
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Llong Llive Lloyd 💜⛸️
A wall of messages and photos left behind by Lloyd Center ice skaters after the mall's closure
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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 09/08/2026
Jerry and Tally's last skate at the Lloyd Center ❤️ 🥹 ❤️ Photos by @bethnakamura.bsky.social www.oregonlive.com/retail/2026/...
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Pirates! Our beloved @trbocrab.bsky.social is trying to help their family get back on their feet after a fire took their home- please give if you're able and spread the word!
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, as a child. Off panel, someone says to her, “Enjoy your youth!”
The second panel shows child Sarah again, now frowning. The person off panel continues, saying “After you’re 30 you’ll be old and your life will basically be over.”
Before the last two panels there is text that reads “LIFE AFTER I TURNED 30.”
The third panel shows adult Sarah opening a door.
The fourth panel shows the door opens to a beautiful field with flowers, a rainbow, and a pond. Sarah says “Wait what.”
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I plead the fifth element. Multipass!
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026
My only contribution to the Odyssey discourse is that Wishbone did it first, did it in 30 minutes, and furthermore he’s a dog. Mad inspirational. 10/10. Kids love it. Suck on that, Nolan.
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Today's skating wins: Getting steadier and more correct camel and sit positions, also now able to do stork and corkscrew scratch spin variations! ⛸️
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John Hudgens @johnhudgens.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Spaceballs: The Extended Universe graphics from yesterday's SDCC panel, reformatted into one poster-sized image
Spaceballs: The Extended Universe graphics from yesterday's SDCC panel, reformatted into one poster-sized image
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Tasmania: everyone please meet our beloved renegade seal who has been charming the entire world by destroying all our infrastructure Ballard: we've got a raccoon with no back?
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Remember when they ruined all our lives
Ed looking at Stede at the fancy boat party and realizing he's got a crushEd looking at Stede at Pete and Lucius' wedding and realizing he wants to marry this man
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A group of people on the cusp of retirement have an awkward dinner, solve a political mystery involving boots, and then attend a conference together
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Star Trek Undiscovered Country Dinner Toast
Alt: Star Trek Undiscovered Country Dinner Toast
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Count Avi Henriques 🩸 @legalizegoblins.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Oh shit they found us #katmai
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hey Crew, how are we getting her and where should she live??
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I'm here to be correct 😉🖖🏼 1. Undiscovered Country 2. Khan 3. Whales 4. GalaxyQuest 5. TMP 6. First Contact 7. Search for Spock 8. 2009 9. Generations 10. Beyond 11. Final Frontier 12. Insurrection 13. Into Darkness 14. Nemesis 15. Section 13
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
With everyone distracted by the Swift wedding there's never been a better time for somebody to commandeer the Amerigo Vespucci and sail it to PDX for me, just sayin'. Pleeeeeeeese??? www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
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Sail4th 250 guide with list of tall ships in NYC for Fourth of July weekend
Dozens of ships from around the world have voyaged to New York Harbor to commemorate America's 250th anniversary.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
There’s tons of crying in Onion Baseball.
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I guess if we've gotta go sport by sport to end this nonsense that's what we're gonna do. Here's an open letter you can sign for trans athletes in figure skating: www.figureskatingforall.org/open-letter If you know of efforts underway in other sports feel free to share 'em in the comments. 🏳️‍⚧️
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Figure Skating for All - Open Letter
Open Letter to US Figure Skating
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This is just to say I have drunk the milkshake which you were probably intending to bring the boys to your yard forgive me it was delicious and my yard is now covered in boys
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Defector @defector.com · 20/06/2026
RFK Jr. just pounding a pint glass full of this stuff. "It's got parameciums," he says. defector.com/promises-mad...
the green forbidden smoothie that is the lincoln memorial reflecting pool
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Jack Black: You're Not Hardcore Unless You Live Hardcore
Alt: Jack Black: You're Not Hardcore Unless You Live Hardcore
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The video is even better than the picture 😺
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
What's a word you pronounce in a deliberately wacky way just because it makes it more fun to say?
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Great Outfits in Figure Skating History vol. 11! ⛸️ Cecilia Colledge, a British skater who competed in the Olympics at age 11, pioneered the camel and layback spins, was the first woman to land a double jump in competition, and drove an ambulance during the London air raids in WW2.
Black and white image of a woman in a long sleeved dress on an outdoor ice rink. She is smiling at the camera and has one leg raised in the air.
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This thread is making me hungry and wanderlusty
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This fish in particular? Doesn't seem great.
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Study finds link between the gut microbes of a fish and the overall health of Earth's oceans
Researchers found gut microbes may work alongside fish to produce mineral pellets that affect ocean chemistry and carbon storage.
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Title card of a DS9 episode entitled "Garashir in an Ikea"
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
brb, adding a third chandelier to the onboard library which is in no way overkill
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Letting the meme go by without omfd-ifying it would have been more prudent but I am not God's strongest soldier
Burger king meme that says "gentleman pirate, that'll be my brand"Burger king meme that says "the teeth, they don't go back inBurger king meme that says "coming nana, coming for some cake"Burger king meme that says "moon glow, some of us are trying to bask in it"
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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I think about this comic all the time.
Comic by drawer of drawings on Instagram. A detective stands in a kitchen that looks like it's splattered with blood. The detective says, mother of god. Nothing human could have done this. In the bottom panel it says, earlier. And there is a dog uneasily holding a ketchup bottle with its paws trying to put ketchup on a hamburger.
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Lilfern @lilfern.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Inside me there are two wolves and one of the wolves is an incurable klutz
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a husky dog is laying on the floor next to a cat and a bowl .
Alt: a husky puppy going for a water dish but falling over backward instead
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Aragorn: you have my sword Legolas: and you have my bow Gimli: and my axe My Neighbor: and my lawnmower Me: *getting into my car* look guys i don’t think i do but i really gotta get to work i’ll check this weekend
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The Map Center @mapcenter.com · 26/04/2026
It's a shame that "defend your culture" always means "hate strangers different from you" and never "enact anti-pollution laws so that you can go fishing with your grandkids the way your grandpa taught you."
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