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Master storyteller. Created to create. Writer, director, producer, editor. Undercover overthinker. Organic, artisanal typos. Still here to amuse myself, not humor you. Film & TV | Tech | Culture | Travel

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Richard Wayne Bowling @rchrdwynbwlngk100.bsky.social · 4h
Why did Eric Schmitt fuck up his gotcha moment so badly? No one involved considered the possibility that Jack Smith attended a women’s basketball game. A MAGAt undone by misogyny. Not at all surprising.
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Empé 🐉👑 @roccslaststand.blacksky.app · 5h
Customer service workers will always get my kindness and consideration 100x over man.
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Henny Gesserit @nmjmredux.blacksky.app · 11h
We truly aren't shit as a record label and a crew and console ourselves with "well, I'm not as bad as that other guy." Meanwhile, the other guy is your homeboy of 20 years but you won't let him go because you've known each other so long. Yes, sir, you're trash too, somewhere else in the landfill.
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Henny Gesserit @nmjmredux.blacksky.app · 11h
I'd take this a step further, you're actually trash too. Misogyny is so ingrained in men that we often don't even realize how trash we are. A throwaway comment, belief systems instilled that are outdated, being judgemental about certain women's actions, it's DEEP.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 6h
Ahem
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Prism @prismreports.org · 6h
It was 4 p.m. & 90 degrees when farmworker Carlos Vargas Moreno set out to weed a watermelon field in Goldsboro, North Carolina, on July 19, 2022. Just before 6 p.m., he collapsed. He was later diagnosed with heat stroke. Since then, the 38-year-old man is unable to walk or care for himself.
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Prism @prismreports.org · 6h
A farmworker died. Another became disabled by a heat stroke. Their employer, Florida Orange Gold, keeps sending hundreds of migrant farmworkers out to the blistering North Carolina fields, @tinavasquez.bsky.social reports in an investigation with @us.theguardian.com & @enlacelatinonc.bsky.social.
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Despite farmworker death and another disabled by heat stroke, employer keeps sending people to fields
Florida Orange Gold has exposed workers on H-2A visas to extreme heat, but continues to bring hundreds of migrants to North Carolina
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 6h
DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT
I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 6h
it is sad. technology can be so very cool and the soulless big tech data-parasite paradigm has REALLY complicated being able to enjoy it (I wrote about this dynamic here): little-flying-robots.ghost.io/i-just-want-...
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I Just Want a Cute Robot Lamp That Isn't Evil
Apple's engineers have figured out how to design a robot lamp so adorable that everyone I've shown the video to says they'd die for it. By studying how to translate human expression into the movement...
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/09/2026
It’s really stunning how the USA has so swiftly shifted from being one of the most techno-optimistic and tech-industry-loving countries on earth, to a country where most people seem to assume - not incorrectly, at least in many cases - that tech is out to get them.
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BIG GREEDY Ribbler 🥓 @pardonmypetty.bsky.social · 6h
Most non pork eaters do not even realize the turkey or chicken sausages they buy at the store use pork casing. Just being loud about what you don’t eat & don’t even pay attention to the ingredients you’re consuming 🤷🏾‍♀️
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ᴋɪɴɢᴘɪɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴋᴘᴇɴ @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 6h
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Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 7h
He needs some of that…
Mane n tail shampoo bottle.
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𝒮𝒽ℯ-ℛ𝒶 @riptodeesse.blacksky.app · 7h
The Holysky™️ mascot
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Benjamin Balthaser @blbalthaser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Marx described commodity fetish as the imaginary of capital being more alive, having greater agency, and requiring more deference than the worker who produces it
For people who deny Al personhood for any Al model at any point in the future, you're going to need better arguments than this. There are arguments out there, but once agents can solve Navier-Stokes, write music and poetry, and provide people with seemingly fulfilling life advice, this kind of line is just not going to be persuasive. "YOU'RE CRAZY" no longer lands.
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Thinking Al might be conscious is like thinking that there are real people talking to you from inside the
TV, or that there is a tiny band playing music inside the radio....
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Why? Do you think it's insane to think Al might be conscious?
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Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 7h
There have been 4 deaths. The blatant politicization of this is so disheartening.
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Josh Sutphin @joshsutphin.com · 7h
So the thing about this is that obviously thinking people aren't going to use it but every system and institution we have is going to race to adopt it and thereby harm all of us anyway
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Black.Metronome 🇧🇧 🇧🇲 @blackmetronome.blacksky.app · 7h
I agree. It's also inconceivable to me how cops murder unarmed Black people, and they get off scot free while their dead victims get vilified and mocked. White Supremacy is a bitch ain't it? Especially when you realize it doesn't discriminate, and your badge or skin color can't save you from it.
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Askari ✊🏾 ~ Dick Gregory burner account 📚🌱 @askari.bsky.social · 7h
open.spotify.com/track/5xok0L...
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Gabby (feat. Janelle Monáe)
The Internet, Janelle Monáe · Ego Death · Song · 2015
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 8h
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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CoachN @coachn.bsky.social · 10h
THIS. Please read and share; as I think the fact that even more centrist Democrats are now realizing that the Carville Corporate D “triangulation”—trying to mute GOP power by ceding them issues & entire communities—is not just morally wrong, but a *political* loser as well, is a vital story.
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 8h
The official logo.
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Soylent Green Goblin @lexdirects.bsky.social · 7h
Built like a check mid-bounce
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Soylent Green Goblin @lexdirects.bsky.social · 7h
It's the audacity for me
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 14h
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Erin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 14h
A thing I learned about Meta when I was trying to understand how their statements relate to their actions a few years ago is that *they just tell absolutely indefensible lies* and journalists almost always let them. They believed no one would ever punish them for it in any way that matters.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 8h
you have to understand that all ICE does is lie literally 100% of the time
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Tomato Szn @bskylife.bsky.social · 8h
It’s not the most important part of this story but there is a Reel with film of Smith at the Iowa game in question. www.instagram.com/reel/Dd4epJb...
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Senate In Session on Instagram: "We found the receipts. . . . . . @senericschmitt #jacksmith #proof #senate #hawkeyes #womenscollegebasketball"
436 likes, 41 comments - senateinsession on September 29, 2026: "We found the receipts. . . . . . @senericschmitt #jacksmith #proof #senate #hawkeyes #womenscollegebasketball".
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 7h
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 8h
So, to recap: a mom became homeless, went to DFCS for housing aid, had her children taken away instead, and was then *billed* for their foster care—leaving her $13k in debt and making it harder to secure the very housing she needed to get them back. Hard to imagine a crueler, more perverse system.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 8h
“Ever since we’ve posted the secondary coverage as well as the editorial, there’s been an absolute outpour of similar stories hitting my inbox and the sexual-misconduct tip line.”
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Marlo, Support me Bitch! @ceereespeaks.bsky.social · 9h
I feel like he would’ve been beaten damn near to death in India for this…. We should do the same.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 11h
oh my fucking god, you have to watch this. eric schmitt just made himself the main character.
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Reincarnated! I'm a Star Gazer (aka David) @ncred.bsky.social · 12h
youtu.be/SGMbCKKW4P8?... 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Megan Thee Stallion - Tina Tuesday Freestyle
YouTube video by Megan Thee Stallion
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Subtle but blatant @drewins.blacksky.app · 12h
Shout out to the student journalists putting in the work www.thecut.com/article/corn...
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How Student Journalists Broke the ‘Cornell Seven’ Case
“Our coverage was absolutely completely raw from the lawsuit and nothing was concealed. At a minimum, that’s what we can do as the student newspaper.”
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 11h
Just to clarify, unlike the FB marketplace incident, this was not just someone scolding the muse "Agent" like a naughty child. In this instance, Muse read messages it explicitly should not have been able to get at because the hard-coded app permissions were set to deny full access to the disk. BAD.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 23h
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 11h
like that freak overseas had an entire community of men he could advertise his drugged wife to and not a single one of those men reported anything.
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 11h
they had an entire community they could advertise to.
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weather and noise @notthattherese.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OVER 50 GUYS ON THE SNAPCHAT THREAD. Not one. Not ONE did a single solitary thing. Not even an anonymous 911? NOTHING? I keep coming back to that. We are anonymous holes not deserving of even the barest minimum of decency to these men... and not just these men.
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Mikki Kendall @karnythia.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Every conversation about the Cornell case is irritating me because there is no way there was just one victim. Just one report. I need people to stop talking like no one had any idea they were rapists. Go crack open those middle school and high school records.
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Granny Weatherwax @esmeweatherwax.bsky.social · 14h
Same with how cutting regulations is supposed to create jobs. It does not. It increases profits, and the benefits flow to the rich. We should be able to say "If GOP policies were going to help you, you should be living your best life right now. They've done what they wanted to do. How's it going?"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15h
Warren: "This has been their argument every time -- they cut taxes and say, 'Ultimately it's really going to pay off for you.' What's happened every time? The academics study it very carefully and say, 'What really happened is the richest people got richer and everybody else got left behind.'"
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 13h
Nicki Minaj isn’t a U.S. citizen, so she can’t even vote herself. For a network that pushed false claims about noncitizens voting, you’d think they’d mention that. If this is about getting Black women to vote red, I’m here to tell you that black women are smarter than all of us.
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still the same account you unfollowed 👻 i change my pfp a lot @blackapostate.blacksky.app · 11h
it's why i flip out every time people say somebody's "drinking the koolaid" they were black and they were FORCED
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EnchanTRIS✨✨✨ @myobsexssions.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Just applied to be a poll worker for Election Day. I know they’re planning to invalidate votes. And threaten ppl. Gonna put my Spanish skills to use and try to help the elderly. Just doing my part to try to help keep this damn country from eating itself alive.
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Xodanix3 @xodanix3.bsky.social · 13h
And yet I'm reading stories like cornell.
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Soylent Green Goblin @lexdirects.bsky.social · 12h
😭
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B. @missxbri.bsky.social · 13h
She look it tbh. If you realllly look at her 😭
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Temu Tisha Campbell @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social · 16h
The way those “protesters” were always at Harris campaign events but magically rarely at the rotting Orange events….
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