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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

All offense to the sun, but I hope this rainy weather lasts for about six months

this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

My kid was an Imagination Library kid. We lived in Nashville from the time he was born until just before his fifth birthday. No cost, no strings attached. Just free books to read your kid until they start school.

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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 25/08/2026

I think the universal grieving comes in no small part from the fact she represented the best of what America could be, and that she never stopped chasing that ideal, artistically and socially

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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Yeah I’m an entrepreneur. I have a few businesses. Ever heard of “float or splat parachuting”? I also run a valet service called “steer or crash” and then in the summer, there’s

company truck for a place called “Sink or swim pool”

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

“Wouldn’t it be nice if we were older,” the 90-year-old Beach Boys sigh into the mic, making direct eye contact with the audience. “Then we wouldn’t have to wait so long…”

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Man. This whole time I thought it was “happy BIRD day” On account of the stork

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Buc-ees is for tourists and Texans who act like tourists. Have some self-respect and go to the Czech stop or the little gas station owned by a guy named Dale or Bubba (who is probably getting sued by Buc-ees as we speak). Your voluntary worship of a more-sanitized existence is boring!

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Well well well, it seems my long-standing stance of “Buc-ees isn’t even that good, y’all are being weird about loving a gas station” is finally paying off

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The number of things about me that make me feel old is growing but never have they coalesced into such intensity as just now when — driving home from physical therapy — I audibly yelled at a driverless Waymo car for not knowing the right-of-way laws at a four-way stop sign.

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

[Commissioner Gordon, attempting to summon Batman on a completely clear night with no cloud cover] “UGHHH!!!”

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

i hope they got a promotion for this

Red “WRONG WAY” road sign hangs upside down.

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

For someone who claims not to be an “affected by celebrity deaths” type of person, I sure am sad about Glen Hansard dying. An all-time great voice and presence behind the mic and guitar. Just the most evocative voice, man. What a talent.

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I’m generally very thankful for therapy BUT it has made me significantly worse at being mean enough to win rap battles

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

When I was a kid, beatboxing was exactly what you would expect a modern 50 year old white dad to do. and now people are making sounds like they are setting off God’s smoke alarm

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I fear that my best attempts to eradicate the wasps from my back yard have only radicalized the wasps. They no longer fear me, and have in fact identified me as a primary target.

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Recently fell victim to the “drinking more water” scam. Be on the lookout; this is, in retrospect, clearly yet another ploy by Big Toilet™️

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

The presence of a Mark Twain implies the existence of a Mark Still Alltogether

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

[1972, guy named Mr. Jones listening to the new single by his friend Billy Paul] wait what the f—

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

[Standing side-by-side with the Mayor, looking up at a menacing villain who is on the verge of destroying the city] Boy, you’re not going to be happy to hear this, but there’s been a misunderstanding. I’m *Souper* Man. I mean, this blender is top of the line but I can‘t even throw it that high

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Coffin Flop is back, Corncob TV is saved, Spectrum is OWNED

NY Post story: “Stunning video shows body fall out of bottom of casket at funeral as horrified mourners scream”

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

All I wanna do is [pew pew pew pew] and [pass a series of corporate tax laws that benefit the ultra-wealthy while weakening unions and anti-trust laws, thereby exponentially increasing the wealth gap] and take ya money

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Good Cop: the husband seems nervous Math Cop: he's our prime suspect

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

If there is a feeling better than digging through that bin of old power cords and finding one that precisely works for what you need … I don’t want to know. It would be too powerful, I would become addicted immediately.

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Not caping for Weezer here, but if a vocal coach told me they had never heard of The Blue Album, I'm not sure I would trust them. What else are they lying to me about?

youtube video that promises a vocal ANALYSIS of "Say It Aint' So" from a vocal coach hearing weezer for the first time. Yeah right.

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I was so excited about the future But now I need to turn on fox sports on tubi to learn the game has been optioned to FS1 which is not on Fox Sports (one), it’s on an entirely different app — YouTube TV (Which is not YouTube, which is also an app on my TV)

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Do you ever have an intrusive thought that won’t go away until you say it out loud or post it but you don’t do the former bc the silent broad judgement of the internet bothers you less than the specific judgement of your loved ones? Of course you do, you’re on BlueSky. Anyway, possibly related:

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Fun fact: the US has been at continual war since 1945 and *not a single one of these wars*, from the Korean War to Vietnam to Iraq to Iraq again, was ever declared war by Congress. The last time the US Congress declared war was 1942. 83 years ago.

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Watching the new Chris Fleming special and the chortle that emanated from my face when the Imogen Heap bit happened sounded like a broken lawnmower

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Every day now it’s some new thing that 10 years ago would have been unthinkable. this is not a pendulum to be endured until it swings back to something more decent. This is a crisis.

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Maybe the real Risk®️ was the friends we lost along the way

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

“We understand your concerns about mass surveillance. Future ads will try to be less obvious about that part. Rest assured, we have addressed the biggest problem: a lack of cats.” www.nytimes.com/2026/02/19/b...

Mr. Siminoff defended his technology, saying that protecting privacy and providing useful tools for helping people are both possible. He said that he understood people’s concerns, and that maybe people were “triggered” by an image in the ad that showed blue rings radiating out from suburban homes. There will be fewer maps in any future ads, he said

While the outcry over its Super Bowl commercial was intense, Mr. Siminoff, who had appeared in the ad with his dog Biscuit, said the company would move forward building out the Search Party feature. It hopes to be able to help people find their lost cats, a harder problem to solve than dogs.

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

If I can be really … grim for a moment: I just sorta need this out there. (Thread) About a decade ago, my dad fractured his pelvis when a horse started bucking. long story VERY short, I held his hand as the doctor released the pressure suit and we waited to see if he was going to die. (He didn’t.)

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Fantasy novel idea: this cycle repeats daily… - the monster king terrorizes the village - village lawyers confirm it is illegal, what he did - monster king shrugs - ah well it’s nighttime now, villagers don’t have time to press the issue because tomorrow… - the monster king terrorizes the village

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

You’re going to hear a lot of people in your life tell you that it’s cool and good to break your neck but I respectfully disagree

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

when I die, I hope I I do it with half that level of bravery

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

I guess I did sort of expect to be doing this much seething in 2026, but I still don’t enjoy it

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Phone call: “I was gonna say enjoy the rest of your day, but … it’s 2026…” Me: “May you find a modicum of joy, or — failing that — peace in what remains of this day.”

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Oh hey I forgot to post my “discovered in 2025“ playlist. They’re not all new, just new (probably) to me music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

music.apple.com

Discovered in 2025 by Levi Weaver on Apple Music

Playlist · 211 Songs

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

If you wanna start your 2026 the right way, set your clock and start John Cage’s ASLSP sometime in the year 1387

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Stranger Things new episodes spoiler: Revenge Karen looks like peak Ric Flair

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

you were there in the corner saying cheers as a prayer a request, a beseech call it manifesting if that’s what makes sense to you & yours grant us a little light to point the way a little hope to lift our feet cheers as in: may they get here soon may they get here soon may they get here soon cheers

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Booking a vision exam, should I check yes to indicate that i do in fact have “blood”

Form says to check if you have any of these:
- None
- AIDS/HIV
- Allergy
- Arthritis
- Blood

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

“Ok we gotta rebrand. People are saying we’re targeting kids with these candy cigarettes. Who’s got a suggestion?” [man-who-believes-cancel-culture-is-real’s hand shoots up so fast] “So really, if you think about it.. WE are the r—“ “Way ahead of you, Bill.”

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

this will be the first year I don’t have a Spotify wrapped; haven’t opened the app in months. Riley does a good job of listing all the reasons why

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Finally got a chance to watch @electrolemon.bsky.social’s special on Dropout and it is legitimately the best stand-up special I’ve seen in years

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