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@leviweaver.bsky.social
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I once won a buckle riding a calf. I don’t know where the buckle or calf are these days but I’m still around. (Baseball thoughts are at @threetwoeephus.bsky.social

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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh wow that guy saw Jesus? Must be a slow news day, feels pretty commonplace tbh
Matthew 25:35-40
 
New Living Translation
35 For I was hungry, and you fed me. I was thirsty, and you gave me a drink. I was a stranger, and you invited me into your home. 36 I was naked, and you gave me clothing. I was sick, and you cared for me. I was in prison, and you visited me.’

37 “Then these righteous ones will reply, ‘Lord, when did we ever see you hungry and feed you? Or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 Or a stranger and show you hospitality? Or naked and give you clothing? 39 When did we ever see you sick or in prison and visit you?’

40 “And the King will say, ‘I tell you the truth, when you did it to one of the least of these my brothers and sisters,[a] you were doing it to me!’
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hey does anyone want some bones
Bones for sale: $3 small, $5 large
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yeah I’m an entrepreneur. I have a few businesses. Ever heard of “float or splat parachuting”? I also run a valet service called “steer or crash” and then in the summer, there’s
company truck for a place called “Sink or swim pool”
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is your god? This mewling Alvin wanna-be? This store-brand Gus-Gus? You pee at the altar of this musk-hasn’t-come-in-yet ferret in a flipped-bill short cap, asking Santa Claus for Pixar’s CARS trading cards because he wants a mint-condition Mater, completely missing the irony?
The bucees logo, already described in post
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Coffin Flop is back, Corncob TV is saved, Spectrum is OWNED
NY Post story: “Stunning video shows body fall out of bottom of casket at funeral as horrified mourners scream”
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
it took me less than two whole weeks to start a project that is above my knowledge or skill level
One board has dry rot, so of course I just start ripping the whole porch apart. Turns out it’s a few boards so now I’m invested. I just start pulling the whole porch limb from limb and I mean… I *hear* people talk about the audacity of cis white men, so I know I’m being a stereotype here, but I just kept thinking “people build porches, I have YouTube, O can probably do this” so anyway the whole back porch is in shambles now and I’m gonna try to rebuild it tomorrow with some treated lumber I bought at Lowe’s today.
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Time to delete this calendar update
Calendar reminding me to pay rent Picture of the new house that I *own (*the bank owns)
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Not caping for Weezer here, but if a vocal coach told me they had never heard of The Blue Album, I'm not sure I would trust them. What else are they lying to me about?
youtube video that promises a vocal ANALYSIS of "Say It Aint' So" from a vocal coach hearing weezer for the first time. Yeah right.
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I can’t even get through a comedy special at 1am without our country pulling some bold new* brazen gas-pedal slam toward the apocalypse
US and Israel conduct strikes on Iran
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Update: front is finished, back is about 20-25% done.
A bedazzled aspen collar, mostly black because I am constructed primarily of Johnny Cash and The Used but also with some pink (because I’m performative about ditching toxic masculinity) and gold (because I got bored and had some beads) Closer shot of the shin piece. Pop hat resemblance is entirely accidental The back, which I first tried to paint with a marker but it started chipping off Could a depressed person make this??? No. Thank you Adam Scott, for proving my point.
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
“We understand your concerns about mass surveillance. Future ads will try to be less obvious about that part. Rest assured, we have addressed the biggest problem: a lack of cats.” www.nytimes.com/2026/02/19/b...
Mr. Siminoff defended his technology, saying that protecting privacy and providing useful tools for helping people are both possible. He said that he understood people’s concerns, and that maybe people were “triggered” by an image in the ad that showed blue rings radiating out from suburban homes. There will be fewer maps in any future ads, he saidWhile the outcry over its Super Bowl commercial was intense, Mr. Siminoff, who had appeared in the ad with his dog Biscuit, said the company would move forward building out the Search Party feature. It hopes to be able to help people find their lost cats, a harder problem to solve than dogs.
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
(In the meantime, I bought rhinestones and sequins. If I have to be in an aspen collar for 2 months, it’s absolutely going to be the most obnoxious aspen collar of all time.) Here’s a before and after:
Before: wearing the beads my daughter inherited from my grandmother to give to me. Collar is giving  “I’m gonna sue a trucker” From today. Nobody told me I couldn’t do this so I did it. 

Hilarious thing to think about, tho: I have to sleep in this thing. I sleep in rhinestones. Like a real idiot.
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
So anyway, as previously mentioned on here, I broke my neck last month. C7 “spinous process” fracture. It’s not imminently life-threatening, but it was scary, and even more scary to see this on an X-Ray (ignore the screws, those are from a PREVIOUS surgery)
That’s a big ol crack in my spine
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Booking a vision exam, should I check yes to indicate that i do in fact have “blood”
Form says to check if you have any of these:
- None
- AIDS/HIV
- Allergy
- Arthritis
- Blood
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
“Ok we gotta rebrand. People are saying we’re targeting kids with these candy cigarettes. Who’s got a suggestion?” [man-who-believes-cancel-culture-is-real’s hand shoots up so fast] “So really, if you think about it.. WE are the r—“ “Way ahead of you, Bill.”
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Things I’ve done since then: - Canterbury museum art/gallery in ChristChurch - Te Papa museum art/gallery in Wellington - Taranaki Falls - Drove a lot (not pictured) Today: Huka Falls in Taupō, Te Puia in Rotorua, *maybe* Hobbiton if I have time, a theater show In Auckland. Then home
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
(Here’s Aoraki and me). I even got to see a small avalanche on Sefton, but couldn’t get my phone out in time to catch video of it. This is my turn-around point; it’s all north from here until I fly out from Auckland on Thursday. I wish I could have gotten down to Milford Sound, but… next time.
I got a guy from Brazil to take my picture in front of Mt. Cook).
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Hello from Kea Point (Aoraki/Mt. Cook is not pictured but you can see Maukatua / Mt. Sefton). I haven’t seen ALL of Aotearoa / New Zealand since I landed on Thursday but I think Ive made a pretty good start.
I brought olives to eat which seemed like a good idea because I love olives, but now I gotta hike back down with a half-eaten / unsealable package of olives so that wasn’t my smartest moveMap of the furthest north I got (Hundertwasser toilets) to here. It’s 1,622 km, which is like a thousand miles or something. I did fly from Wellington to Christchurch but I’ve driven the rest of it.
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I found it. I found the coolest place in the world.
Hooker Valley hiking trail, Mount Cook, NZ
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I found the “Lobster Loos” in Wellington. (This is not just a toilet tour I promise)
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Apparently I do not know how to travel solo without going into tour mode. Nine hours of driving today, 2 caves seen. But the scenery on the drive was — literally — breathtaking. At one point I just screamed at a mountain for about 30 seconds because it was being rude (too beautiful for this world)
Began in Wellsford, stopped in Waitomo, finished in Wellington. 9 hours and 5 minutes, according to Google maps ((it took me longer because I do have to pee sometimes (plus I stopped for about 5 hours for cave tours))
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Today I saw this many caves
Me in the Aranui cave in Waitomo holding up two fingers
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
…Drove 4 more hours to see the Hundertwasser Toilets in Kawakawa.
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
i did not, it turns out, hit a home run. I somehow (after swinging at a pitch in the dirt) hit a ball about as hard as I’ve hit it all season (and it went straight to the left fielder)
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
This was my Halloween costume. George “Pee-wee” Herman Ruth. I’m not sorry and I’m too old to be embarrassed.
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Ok I have a theory
Disney Robin Hood movie was released in 1973Robin Hood and Maid Marian being far more smolderingly in love than they had any business being in a kids movie. The absolute tension in the room between these two, my goodness. Furry cultures earliest roots date back to about 1976 and I THINK DISNEY DID THIS
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
You might be asking “Levi are you counting things like Planet Earth or Zoo documentaries that might have shark and shark-adjacent materials?” and the answer is no. There is a whole cottage industry of shark “entertainment” like this, which I’m sure is a masterpiece:
This show is called “Mothersharker: hammer time” we do not need this as a society
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Really gonna regret letting my kids design this shirt for me
T shirt with two iron on dinosaurs and the phrase “CURSE WORDS” on the front
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
In related news, look for my new car company “Complete Engine Failure,” which comes with a complimentary bottle of “My Family Left Me” Vodka.
A fireworks stands named “Missing Finger Fireworks”
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I got curious about who Taylor Holmes was, and it turns out: oh yeah, I know of that guy. Anyway, this type of curiosity is why I thought the internet was a good idea. I was right but obviously also wrong, for reasons we all know by now.
He is also recognized for playing the Bishop of Avranches, who fiercely denounces Pierre Cauchon in the Ingrid Bergman Joan of Arc (1948), Marilyn Monroe's potential father-in-law in the 1953 Gentlemen Prefer Blondes ("I don't want to marry your son for his money, I want to marry him for your money!"), and the voice of King Stefan in the final cut of Disney's animated feature Sleeping Beauty (1959), Holmes' last credited screen role.
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
The audio is a recording from 1915 of a Rudyard Kipling poem about war, and was “…used by the US’s Survival, Evasion, Resistance and Escape (SERE) training programme to prepare soldiers for hostile environments.” (source: www.euronews.com/culture/2024... )
In 1915, American actor Taylor Holmes recorded a spoken word performance of "Boots". The unsettling repetition of a soldier’s mind frame in the words matched with Holmes’ dry recital that slowly accelerates to a shrill terrified shriek brings the horrors of war to life.
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
A few months ago I bought tickets to see Röyksopp Then I learned it was a DJ set (ok sure) And today I learned that it’s a “day party” that started at 3pm, which is how I ended up in da club at 3:30pm on a Sunday. I’m 45
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Wow spelling bee doesn’t know Goku -OR- the history of Hawaiian governance
Kamehameha not in word list
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
It does, however, seem to know ME.
My guess (labeled “me”): hahahahahahahahaha

Game notification (labeled “my inner monologue”): too long
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Spelling Bee doesn’t know ball, paleo, or Risk™️
Heatcheck MeathackKamchatka
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
You really gotta hand it to Elon. He may have bought an election, illegally decimated government infrastructure from the inside like a parasite, grifted the system, blown up a bunch of rockets & fathered an obscene number of illegitimate children, but at least he lost billions to make Twitter better
Screen shot of my “message requests” folder on Twitter which is just an endless stream of spam from the last week or so. It is ostensibly about crypto but I dunno, I’m never going to open the messages to find out.
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my country is dying
The stock market is tanking in a very predictable and extremely avoidable way
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
This is the “I have a nephew who is into the rock and roll and it’s his birthday today and I forgot” section of Guitar Center
Street signs, neck pillows, cutting boards, stools, miniature guitars, keychains, mouse pads, a ruler and stickers, all branded with Fender or some band who peaked in 1975 or earlier.
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I’ve been writing something non-work-related every day this year. Today was maybe a *little* work related but I had thoughts on why I love Kendrick Lamar, and how a decision 20+ years ago has made my life better. leviweaver.medium.com/day-41-on-ig...
“It was a performance, yes. It was also *art*. It was a show, but it also had something to say, and Lamar said it with his whole chest. 

Which means that some people really *really* hated it.
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
[extremely BlueSky reply voice] WRONG lambs are baby sheep no chance they can get a driver’s license the correct answer is obviously a Dodge Ram, stupid sign
A sign in a bathroom that reads: Dad joke of the week: what kind of car does a sheep drive? A Lamborghini
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
8. (Last one) I missed this until I checked IMDB later. (Apparently Tom Hanks’ daughter Elizabeth was also in the movie)
Colin Hanks (Tom Hanks’ son) plays the usher who seats Faye late in the movie)
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Things of that nature
It’s a crab Rangoon
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Participating in the cultural phenomenon to say that Angie McMahon swept my top 5 songs this year and “Light, Dark, Light Again” is a phenomenal album
My Spotify top 5 artists: Angie McMahon, Radiohead, Medium Build, Spanish Love Songs, and IDLES. Top 5 songs: Letting Go, Fish, Saturn Returning, Exploding, Divine Fault Line (all by Angie McMahon)
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
With love and respect, I am simply a traditionalist (this is from the Dr. Pepper museum in Waco)
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
This experiment is possibly the most southern thing I have ever done…. It’s a Dr. Pepper vanilla cream apple pie. I’ll let you know tonight if it’s any good.
A pasty looking shoddy bit of lattice work on the top crust of an apple pie.
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Are you all ok, do you need to come to my place for Thanksgiving or what
18 replies, 118 likes (so far)
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I am not even joking when I say that this was my next selection after Grace ended — chosen before I saw your reply
Hold On Magnolia by Songs: Ohia / Jason Molina
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Having now done a musical, the Joker series pivots to westerns
A ratty old horse trailer that is painted avocado green on top and pink on the bottom.
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Ok you really gotta put a comma after the sixth word, otherwise someone (me) is going to think this feud got EXTREMELY out of hand.
Headline reads: “John Amos’ Cause of Death Revealed as Feud Between ‘Good Times’ Star’s Children Continues”
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this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Anyway here is what I’ve learned from this ordeal: on an iPhone, go to settings > notifications > scroll to the bottom and you can tinker with the settings. Why this isn’t the default, I’ll never know.
Click on “emergency alerts”There are toggle options to turn ON “local awareness” and turn OFF “always play sound”
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