this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh wow that guy saw Jesus? Must be a slow news day, feels pretty commonplace tbh 010
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Hey does anyone want some bones 140
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Yeah I’m an entrepreneur. I have a few businesses. Ever heard of “float or splat parachuting”? I also run a valet service called “steer or crash” and then in the summer, there’s 021
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 11/08/2026This is your god? This mewling Alvin wanna-be? This store-brand Gus-Gus? You pee at the altar of this musk-hasn’t-come-in-yet ferret in a flipped-bill short cap, asking Santa Claus for Pixar’s CARS trading cards because he wants a mint-condition Mater, completely missing the irony? 253
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Coffin Flop is back, Corncob TV is saved, Spectrum is OWNED 061
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 04/05/2026it took me less than two whole weeks to start a project that is above my knowledge or skill level 070
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Time to delete this calendar update 8290
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Not caping for Weezer here, but if a vocal coach told me they had never heard of The Blue Album, I'm not sure I would trust them. What else are they lying to me about? 240
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I can’t even get through a comedy special at 1am without our country pulling some bold new* brazen gas-pedal slam toward the apocalypse 230
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Update: front is finished, back is about 20-25% done. 1100
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 21/02/2026“We understand your concerns about mass surveillance. Future ads will try to be less obvious about that part. Rest assured, we have addressed the biggest problem: a lack of cats.” www.nytimes.com/2026/02/19/b... 040
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 20/02/2026(In the meantime, I bought rhinestones and sequins. If I have to be in an aspen collar for 2 months, it’s absolutely going to be the most obnoxious aspen collar of all time.) Here’s a before and after: 4140
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 20/02/2026So anyway, as previously mentioned on here, I broke my neck last month. C7 “spinous process” fracture. It’s not imminently life-threatening, but it was scary, and even more scary to see this on an X-Ray (ignore the screws, those are from a PREVIOUS surgery) 140
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Booking a vision exam, should I check yes to indicate that i do in fact have “blood” 3100
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 05/12/2025“Ok we gotta rebrand. People are saying we’re targeting kids with these candy cigarettes. Who’s got a suggestion?” [man-who-believes-cancel-culture-is-real’s hand shoots up so fast] “So really, if you think about it.. WE are the r—“ “Way ahead of you, Bill.” 110
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Things I’ve done since then: - Canterbury museum art/gallery in ChristChurch - Te Papa museum art/gallery in Wellington - Taranaki Falls - Drove a lot (not pictured) Today: Huka Falls in Taupō, Te Puia in Rotorua, *maybe* Hobbiton if I have time, a theater show In Auckland. Then home 070
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 23/11/2025(Here’s Aoraki and me). I even got to see a small avalanche on Sefton, but couldn’t get my phone out in time to catch video of it. This is my turn-around point; it’s all north from here until I fly out from Auckland on Thursday. I wish I could have gotten down to Milford Sound, but… next time. 190
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Hello from Kea Point (Aoraki/Mt. Cook is not pictured but you can see Maukatua / Mt. Sefton). I haven’t seen ALL of Aotearoa / New Zealand since I landed on Thursday but I think Ive made a pretty good start. 160
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I found it. I found the coolest place in the world. 1180
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I found the “Lobster Loos” in Wellington. (This is not just a toilet tour I promise) 390
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Apparently I do not know how to travel solo without going into tour mode. Nine hours of driving today, 2 caves seen. But the scenery on the drive was — literally — breathtaking. At one point I just screamed at a mountain for about 30 seconds because it was being rude (too beautiful for this world) 290
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Today I saw this many caves 1140
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 20/11/2025…Drove 4 more hours to see the Hundertwasser Toilets in Kawakawa. 3120
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 01/11/2025i did not, it turns out, hit a home run. I somehow (after swinging at a pitch in the dirt) hit a ball about as hard as I’ve hit it all season (and it went straight to the left fielder) 0100
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 01/11/2025This was my Halloween costume. George “Pee-wee” Herman Ruth. I’m not sorry and I’m too old to be embarrassed. 1214718
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Ok I have a theory 290
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 17/10/2025You might be asking “Levi are you counting things like Planet Earth or Zoo documentaries that might have shark and shark-adjacent materials?” and the answer is no. There is a whole cottage industry of shark “entertainment” like this, which I’m sure is a masterpiece: 030
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Really gonna regret letting my kids design this shirt for me 120
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 07/08/2025In related news, look for my new car company “Complete Engine Failure,” which comes with a complimentary bottle of “My Family Left Me” Vodka. 141
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I got curious about who Taylor Holmes was, and it turns out: oh yeah, I know of that guy. Anyway, this type of curiosity is why I thought the internet was a good idea. I was right but obviously also wrong, for reasons we all know by now. 031
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 21/06/2025The audio is a recording from 1915 of a Rudyard Kipling poem about war, and was “…used by the US’s Survival, Evasion, Resistance and Escape (SERE) training programme to prepare soldiers for hostile environments.” (source: www.euronews.com/culture/2024... ) 131
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 01/06/2025A few months ago I bought tickets to see Röyksopp Then I learned it was a DJ set (ok sure) And today I learned that it’s a “day party” that started at 3pm, which is how I ended up in da club at 3:30pm on a Sunday. I’m 45 060
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Wow spelling bee doesn’t know Goku -OR- the history of Hawaiian governance 070
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 15/05/2025It does, however, seem to know ME. 130
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Spelling Bee doesn’t know ball, paleo, or Risk™️ 120
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 28/04/2025You really gotta hand it to Elon. He may have bought an election, illegally decimated government infrastructure from the inside like a parasite, grifted the system, blown up a bunch of rockets & fathered an obscene number of illegitimate children, but at least he lost billions to make Twitter better 110
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 03/04/2025someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my country is dying 191
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 16/03/2025This is the “I have a nephew who is into the rock and roll and it’s his birthday today and I forgot” section of Guitar Center 290
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I’ve been writing something non-work-related every day this year. Today was maybe a *little* work related but I had thoughts on why I love Kendrick Lamar, and how a decision 20+ years ago has made my life better. leviweaver.medium.com/day-41-on-ig... 181
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 31/01/2025[extremely BlueSky reply voice] WRONG lambs are baby sheep no chance they can get a driver’s license the correct answer is obviously a Dodge Ram, stupid sign 4203
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 09/01/20258. (Last one) I missed this until I checked IMDB later. (Apparently Tom Hanks’ daughter Elizabeth was also in the movie) 010
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Things of that nature 0391
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Participating in the cultural phenomenon to say that Angie McMahon swept my top 5 songs this year and “Light, Dark, Light Again” is a phenomenal album 160
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 28/11/2024With love and respect, I am simply a traditionalist (this is from the Dr. Pepper museum in Waco) 100
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 27/11/2024This experiment is possibly the most southern thing I have ever done…. It’s a Dr. Pepper vanilla cream apple pie. I’ll let you know tonight if it’s any good. 4611
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Are you all ok, do you need to come to my place for Thanksgiving or what 150
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I am not even joking when I say that this was my next selection after Grace ended — chosen before I saw your reply 110
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 26/10/2024Having now done a musical, the Joker series pivots to westerns 010
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2024Ok you really gotta put a comma after the sixth word, otherwise someone (me) is going to think this feud got EXTREMELY out of hand. 130
this account doesn’t belong on sports lists @leviweaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2024Anyway here is what I’ve learned from this ordeal: on an iPhone, go to settings > notifications > scroll to the bottom and you can tinker with the settings. Why this isn’t the default, I’ll never know. 072