Reposted by Don't look upParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Hmmm… who to believe… Andy Burnham or the compulsive liar who got sacked twice for lying, lied to Parliament, lied to The Queen, cheated on two wives and ignored the Ministerial Code. Tricky one. 1791762529
Reposted by Don't look upChris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The standard argument is if you tax the rich they’ll leave the country and make the place poorer. On the other hand, if you don’t tax them and they stay, they pull this shit, making the country *much* poorer in so many ways. 016634
Reposted by Don't look upJames Blunt @jamesblunt.com · 07/10/2026I think he's going to like this one 🥹❤️🙏 3544663
Reposted by Don't look upBrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026PEAK DELUSION. 571757444
Don't look up @letsdumptwitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026WTF, he's a sir !?! What bellend made that decision 010
Reposted by Don't look upParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026For a long time I have heard rumours that you strangle kittens for fun and worship Satan. I have never believed it and still don’t. Am I doing this right? 1081430288
Reposted by Don't look upParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Dear Diary, There were six by-elections in England and Scotland this week and Reform lost all of them. Two of them were seats we previously held. The problem with running councils is that people can see how useless we are." 472356696
Reposted by Don't look upParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Full marks to Bobby J for not bothering to mention that this was entirely due to being given £45 million from the Labour government and told to do it. Even a Reform council couldn't fuck that up. 521366448
Reposted by Don't look upRo Khanna @rokhanna.bsky.social · 04/10/20263 wars: Iraq, Afghanistan, & Iran. 3 tax breaks to the rich: Bush, Trump, Trump $10 trillion cost to the debt. All Republican failures. They have caused the financial mess. 26429149
Reposted by Don't look upMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“So many people came out to see me in Alabama last night. The Fire Marshall threatened to shut the rally down because we were so bigly over capacity. And I was told that there were over 300,000 outside, crying because they couldn’t get in to hear me. We could hear them all crying from inside. Sad.” 70062331660
Reposted by Don't look upMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Planes are different today. You used to have a little steering wheel or whatever. Today, they fly differently." Admit it, Republicans. When you see a quote that fucking stupid, you know who said it. 18497125
Reposted by Don't look upMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Norway produces more oil than Venezuela. And yet, between January and August 2026, electric vehicles made up 97.8 percent of all new cars sold in that country. Moving to EVs is often based on intelligence, not need. Which is why it lags in the notoriously short-sighted and stupid United States. 533146753596
Reposted by Don't look upMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wait until these dummies find out the percentage of people who buy life insurance and never use it during their entire lifetimes! 231263123
Reposted by Don't look upMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Paying expensive healthcare premiums but never using the insurance is a odd way to commit fraud. 73164081607
Reposted by Don't look upMia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing and that is that i know nothing. " Plato. 1231352
Reposted by Don't look upParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Dear Diary, I'm still furious about Burnham's plan to tackle disinformation. Doesn't he know that one man's disinformation is another man's essential stream of bollocks and lies to spread hatred and division in order to fuel his rise to power?" 271604435
Reposted by Don't look upGovernor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 24/09/2026Every meal we serve means one less child worried about hunger and one more student ready to learn. That’s an investment I’ll defend every damn day. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...mprnews.orgFewer skipped meals, less stigma: New data on the impact of Minnesota’s universal school mealsA trio of new studies shows Minnesota’s universal school meals program is providing a sense of relief to Minnesota families and students who are no longer skipping lunch and worrying less about family... 281549284
Reposted by Don't look upMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Donald Trump thinks he looks tough when he poses like this but he looks like a petulant child whose mommy has taken away his Game Boy until he cleans his room. 127870162
Reposted by Don't look upCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fox News hosts spend their day telling their audience that Democrats are communists and communists are evil people, then in the evening they all got dressed up to attend a state dinner honoring a communist. 642826855
Reposted by Don't look upRoland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026These guys are protesting about 'groups of fighting age men threatening local areas'. You've got to admire the irony. 481121302
Reposted by Don't look upAdam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is the lowest that Reform UK have polled with YouGov in well over two years 4537482
Reposted by Don't look upDee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026They’ve closed the Portsmouth RNLI station. This is who we are now. The silent ‘majority’ have just been too bloody silent. They no longer live amongst us. We live amongst them. We have all got to do more and bloody loudly… 18557140
Reposted by Don't look upMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 18/09/2026While millions of Americans struggle with the rising cost of groceries, gasoline & paying rent, a certain someone has far different priorities: 847139453776
Reposted by Don't look upMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Is America great again yet? #StillWaiting 1182161003885
Reposted by Don't look upMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The prices for fuel on Trump's first day in office would be similar to the prices on Biden's *last* day in office. Remember that when the gaslighters in the Trump regime tell you Trump inherited the current high prices from Biden. 24687251
Reposted by Don't look upParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026On Question Time Danny Kruger just explained that our crypto billionaire donors will "get absolutely nothing" in return for their donations. In unrelated news, we plan to cut capital gains tax on crypto assets from 24% to 10% and set up a Bank of England Bitcoin Reserve Fund. 24707248
Reposted by Don't look upPete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comPiddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plansPiddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby 1663524838
Reposted by Don't look upBBC Newsnight @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"The Republicans hate him. If you talk to them privately, they all hate him, and they want him out - but they're afraid of him." Anthony Scaramucci, former White House Communications Director, on President Trump's popularity in his party. #Newsnight 3110437
Reposted by Don't look upAdam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Why can't they integrate? 942142605
Reposted by Don't look upMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026BELOW: Donald Trump honors the victims of 9/11 by flying his eyelids at half-staff. 1161648423
Reposted by Don't look upMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Billionaires don't use the money they save on taxes to create jobs. That's another myth. They use it to buy back stock, get bigger corporate jets, and build grander yachts. 25167182142
Reposted by Don't look upMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026LEFT: Donald Trump today, dozing off as the names of those who died on 9/11 are read. RIGHT: Joe Biden today, paying respects to those lost on 9/11. Who's "sleepy" now, loser? 25865192032
Reposted by Don't look upMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"Women are TOO EMOTIONAL to be president!!!!!" 1518240827144
Reposted by Don't look upStephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I paid $5.50/gal for 93 octane. $50 to fill the tank. It's all that idiot Trump's fault. 2803095381
Reposted by Don't look upAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/09/2026Okay everyone. Here’s the YouTube interview with @jimmykimmel.com and @jamestalarico.bsky.social You know what to do. Watch it. Share it. Donate. Bury them. youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...youtu.beJimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To SeeYouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live 4541896911180
Reposted by Don't look upDom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 10/09/2026If only there were a law that said: "Whoever makes or offers to make an expenditure to any person, either to vote or withhold his vote, or to vote for or against any candidate Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned" We could call it 18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting 16048451587
Reposted by Don't look upParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'd like to thank this lady. Reform would be nowhere at all without people as unutterably stupid as her. 3021700427
Reposted by Don't look upBrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026FUN FACT: On 10/22/12 Trump said gas was at “crazy levels” and Obama should be fired. Gas that day: $3.69. Gas prices today: $4.22. If $3.69 was a firing offense, what’s $4.22? 711082344
Reposted by Don't look upParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"It was at this point that an oyster went down the wrong way and blocked my ear canals, meaning I missed the whole conversation where I agreed to a foreign donor illegally giving us £500,000..." 201698520
Reposted by Don't look upChris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Somewhere in England, a tired man turns off Channel 4 news and wearily puts on a bin. 06028953
Reposted by Don't look upParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"Dear Diary, Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck bollocks" 581672337
Reposted by Don't look upParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026“I swear by almighty God that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to myself alone, making as much money as I possibly can while doing absolutely fuck all for the poor dimwits who voted for me, so help me God” 521152293
Reposted by Don't look upAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Haha, a more fitting logo for Google. 586259256973
Reposted by Don't look upMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026What Republicans say: "I think the president is getting bad advice." What Republicans mean: "I think the president is a fucking moron and I'm too big of a pussy to say so." 23578152
Reposted by Don't look upBuck Frexit @beany.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Today would be a good day for Trump, Musk, Bezos etc to wonder what the world will say when they die. It won’t be nice. Sure, their colleagues and contemporaries will give the obligatory bland statement, but there’ll be no warmth, no outpouring, probably just relief. 4768
Reposted by Don't look upBrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026TO ANYONE WHO HAS EVER SERVED, TO ANYONE WHO'S EVER LOST A LOVED ONE, WHILE TRUMP FAKED BONE SPURS, THIS IS OBSCENELY DISGUSTING. 1511364350
Reposted by Don't look upMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026BREAKING: Donald Trump announces 50 percent tariff on anyone who posts this photo. 39986321
Reposted by Don't look upMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Benefits of Being a U. S. State: 1) No universal healthcare. 2) Your kids get shot at in school. 3) You get no disaster relief if you didn’t vote for the malignant crazy person in the Oval Office. 4) Get diarrhea from your food. Think long and hard before saying “no” to such a utopia, Canada! 845130593818
Reposted by Don't look upJames Hawes @jameshawes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026No, Elon: it was because the conquest of Egypt (in particular) suddenly made a few Romans so unprecedentedly rich and powerful that they destroyed the Roman Republic. 28705143
