Reposted by LemonSoireeKris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 27/09/2026seen on an otherwise plain and unadorned minivan 1318926
Reposted by LemonSoireeJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i love how the contrarian media guys constantly scold libs for being out of touch with "real america" but absolutely love this freak, a pro-epstein dude when being anti-epstein is probably the most widely popular political belief in the country 322854
Reposted by LemonSoireebrain @littlebluecouch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026one of our parakeets, Perry, is a little prince who has to be physically brought to his bed each night. you have to pick him up on your finger and move him to his perch. but he is also a little fucking asshole, and he bites you, once, every single time. and i'm just like Thank You Sir 052
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’m running a 5K at PAX next weekend to raise money for Child’s Play Charity, a really great organization that provides games and toys for kids in children’s hospitals. If you want to sponsor my run and toss a couple bucks toward a charity I really love, you can do that here: tilt.fyi/47GkCAlGiDtilt.fyiTiltify - Made for Fundraisers 112
Reposted by LemonSoireePopcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Doctor looks at the clipboard and says "Sure thing, Mister... Pagliacci, oh no kidding, I'm going your show tonight" 171
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I endorse this short story as Good, You Should Read It 111
Reposted by LemonSoireeSte Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I love this take every time I see it. Just imagining some time traveller stepping out in 1995, phoning the Rush Limbaugh show, and saying "What I love about your era's Disney is they don't care about political correctness and trying to be diverse. Why, I'm sure you love Pocahontas as much as I do!" 0213
Reposted by LemonSoireeRacheline Maltese @racheline.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The fucking literacy crisis is also a political crisis - if you can’t retain information and can’t see themes in what you read you also can’t retain information about your life or see themes in it - which is convenient for fascists and oligarchs both. You know you’re miserable and you don’t know why 8240110
Reposted by LemonSoireeJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 07/08/2026i think a lot about how israeli intelligence managed to get the stuxnet worm into an air-gapped iranian nuclear facility via USB stick but then it started spreading in the wild bc someone who worked there brought their work laptop home w/them 25611
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 02/08/2026My bike (along with several others) was stolen from a secure room that very few people have access too that has a camera in it. The police gave me a form I could submit to my insurance company and that’s the last I heard of their thorough investigation. 050
Reposted by LemonSoireeGabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026They specifically want books before 2022 because they are uncorrupted by AI. They need books that have not been poisoned by the poison they are making. It's just like pre-war steel. They invented cultural radiation. 15533229
Reposted by LemonSoireeSte Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I read Tim Whitmarsh's "Atheism in the Ancient World", which makes the point that there is virtually no surviving ancient atheist writing... but there is a large pile of anti-atheist argument and drama and laws, and they had to be responding to *someone* 514327
Reposted by LemonSoireeJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026extremely funny ("funny") that the president of the united states posted a thing like this that implies a new military operation is underway, but it very much is not. grandpa actually just made a picture on his phone and wanted everyone to see 46416
Reposted by LemonSoireeA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Just an absolute shout out to everyone out there who helped manufacture doubt around the question of this guy being a Nazi, particularly after the Nazi salute. 16978371884
Reposted by LemonSoireeJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026died too soon but glad she lived long enough to do a WaPo op ed that was like "hey remember how i protested the sexual abuse of children by tearing up a picture of the head of the catholic church on TV and everyone said i was CRAZY" 32027303
Reposted by LemonSoireeJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 22/07/2026bsky.app/profile/liza... If every state had 0 senators, that would be equal representation 😎 1509
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 22/07/2026“Everyone I meet thinks I’m an asshole. I’ve thought deeply about this for a long time and come to the conclusion that that’s because everyone else is stupid and wrong.” 000
Reposted by LemonSoireeBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026there is literally no amount of caveats or careful wording that will protect you from stupidity or bad faith, so you might as well say things straightforwardly and strongly to begin with. 263935651
Reposted by LemonSoireeJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 22/07/2026nothing but respect for MY prime minister and first lord of the treasury 48711
Reposted by LemonSoireeJen Donohue @authorizedmusings.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Amusement Park Arcana is OUT NOW are you tired of horror happening at NIGHT and in BAD PLACES? what about in the summertime at an amusement park? books2read.com/AmusementPar... 13018
Reposted by LemonSoireeByron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social 2845465414070
Reposted by LemonSoireelydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 17/07/2026its like the echo of some boomer parents mistrusting everything online in the 90s, but in the 10s tagging the family in Facebook posts about how potatoes arthritis, from a group called The Volkisch Doctor 1457
Reposted by LemonSoireeJen Donohue @authorizedmusings.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Amusement Park Arcana is OUT NOW! are you ready for some daylight horror? some nineties nostalgia? maybe some funnel cake? Backrooms x Action Park in 1994 books2read.com/AmusementPar... 106137
Reposted by LemonSoireeJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 15/07/2026great do human driven cars next 1192
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I will! (The real answer is that states should individually choose permanent Daylight or permanent Standard time, because how far north you are matters a lot here.) (Also, we should be less psychotic about getting up early for school/work, especially in the cold, dark winter.) 030
Reposted by LemonSoireejane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 05/07/2026this was exactly my thought too. no fitter end 5424157
Reposted by LemonSoireeBrian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 02/07/2026AI psychosis among the executive class stems primarily from two obsessions (1) slashing labor costs (2) searching for the next dotcom boom to make free money from nothing. But we cannot discount the deleterious effect every single “Enhance!” scene has had on an increasingly illiterate audience. 35018
Reposted by LemonSoireeJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 01/07/2026in 1905 or w/e the ppl who talked exactly like this would've been saying it about stephen miller's belarusan jewish ancestors and sam alito's southern italian ancestors. sorry i can't shut up about this but it makes me so fuckin mad 310725
Reposted by LemonSoireeKris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 27/06/2026these are the words of an expert 141088208
Reposted by LemonSoireelydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 24/06/2026it's called a job because needing to have one is like being cursed by God 18728
Reposted by LemonSoireejesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 24/06/2026as a committed centrist, it saddens me that both parties are falling captive to their extremes - the right to insurrectionist cultists who want to invade american cities, and the left to socialists who want better bus service 1655272815
Reposted by LemonSoireeMaryAnn Johanson (she/her) @maryannjohanson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Incredibly irresponsible hed: "COVID Vaccine Linked to New Side Effect, Especially in Older Adults." News is actually abt *benefit*: significant reduction in heart problems. How many ppl see only headline & infer endorsement of propaganda misconceptions? uk.style.yahoo.com/covid-vaccin... 261
Reposted by LemonSoireeJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 17/06/2026“purpose but no meaning” is gonna stick with me holy shit 4588
Reposted by LemonSoireeKate Beaton @katebeaton.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Future dystopian sci-fi has imagined things like nuclear wastelands, sure. Totalitarian oppression, climate catastrophe, sure. But rarely has it imagined today's real horror of AI making stupid and annoying people 100x worse. 15734113
Reposted by LemonSoireeCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 01/06/2026Air conditioning is unapologetically a good thing because it helps people not die. And one good thing about air conditioning is that it largely needs to run during the day when solar power is at its maximum: it can and should align with clean energy goals. 4669581263
Reposted by LemonSoireeJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 01/06/2026this is true. zero babies died in shootings in chicago in 2025 while black infant mortality is unconscionably high due to our racist medical system. didn't expect vivek to go woke but i respect that he knows which way the wind is blowing 36210
Reposted by LemonSoireeJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 01/06/2026been hearing a lot about "chatgpt" this and "claude" that. listen up chucklefucks: no computer is ever going to cut costs as well as some guys from bain with no experience in your company's market who comes in and fires half of your employees arbitrarily 413218
Reposted by LemonSoireeJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 29/05/2026years ago i did a political cartoon roundup for wonkette and it's always interesting to see which of the guys who were fairly anodyne libs during the obama era are like "hey you live in the zone of interest now motherfuckers" these days 18516
Reposted by LemonSoireelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/05/2026if it saves lives i think it's okay for europeans to invent a slant where they're somehow dunking on americans by installing air conditioners. "you american pigs with your coddled central air systems could never compete with our graceful ductless mini-splits" something along those lines 421977184
Reposted by LemonSoireeGoku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Just found a subreddit that pairs people with fucked up balls of string with people who love detangling balls of string and it is *very* wholesome 7946801033
Reposted by LemonSoireeJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 25/05/2026people treat "due process" like it's a reward for being the right class of person which is simply wild to me 3888
Reposted by LemonSoireeJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 25/05/2026a good portion of what people mean by “crime” is “visible homeless people, some of whom are behaving erratically“ 92944660
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 23/05/2026The pharmacy I worked at in high school closed, so I took a bunch of these and blanketed my school in “For rectal use only” and “May cause discoloration of the urine and feces” stickers. 120
Reposted by LemonSoireeLore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 23/05/2026“You have one remaining wish.” “Summon a hydra in the middle of my enemy’s fortress, but one with so many heads that any new heads will be crushed immediately, creating an ever-expanding mass of hydra heads that will destroy the entire stronghold.” “You mean…?” “Yes. A hydra-djinn bomb.” 8602165
Reposted by LemonSoireeMiranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 17/05/2026Thought you all might need to see my puppy seeing some food above her, deciding to sit super still as she takes aim, and then jumping up to eat a cashew nut through a glass table she does not comprehend as existing. 725444
![4-panel comic. (1) [Three people. The person on the left has shoulder-length hair; the person on the right has a white hat.] PERSON 1: I’m sad that we missed the Perseids. PERSON 2 with hat: There’s still the Geminids. PERSON 1: Yeah, but they’re in December. (2) PERSON 1: The Perseids happen when it’s warm enough to lie outside with a blanket, and we found a good mosquito-free beach. So we just lie around watching the stars and eating snacks. One year we saw the aurora. (3) PERSON 3 with shoulder-length hair: You know, I think I heard that the Perseids might be late this year. PERSON 2: Yeah, actually, I heard that too. (4) Later… [Three people lying down gazing up at stars in dark sky. One meteor is in the sky.] PERSON 3: Hm, seems like a normal number of meteors. Guess I heard wrong. PERSON 1: Maybe the Perseids are *next* weekend. PERSON 2: Oh, good thinking. Let’s come back then, just in case.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreia2nfobiit5kmashzqken2545vvocu5wjnchfzw62yzvixksgunya)
