LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My wife and I are the same and can confirm it makes some people very angry for some reason. 010
Reposted by LemonSoireeJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026to be fair, voyager 1 would not be able to open even a single tab without difficulty 5494
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Especially since lots of them will just let you download the video. And for the ones that don’t, I have a Shortcut that lets me download them to send because I’m a hero like that. 000
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026(Mine doesn’t use AI, mind you. I mean, you could, but fuck that, and also I’ve got a 100% hit rate without using it, so why would I be so inefficient) 010
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I made an iOS automation that does it. It’s pretty rad. I want to make a little tweak to it for the new OS that’ll make it easier to share around and then I’m gonna do that. I can’t remember if you’re on iOS or not, but could be relevant to your interests when I do. 110
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If they’re anything like me, someone who hit the “save” button by accident when they were trying to scroll or tap the “like” button. 110
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I dunno, none of this is to tell you you shouldn’t feel what you’re feeling now. I certainly feel shitty too. This sucks. But it did work for some of us. The hard work wasn’t in vain, and I believe we will beat these assholes. 000
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 05/10/2026But I am someone who’s eyes were opened and it stuck. I truly mourned Twitter becoming what it is because I remember reading through all those MeToo stories and being so affected and genuinely changed. I’m a better person because that existed, and it sucks seeing what it is now. 100
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yeah, it’s frustrating as hell. See also: the racial reckonings in 2020. Real big backslide there too. I think part of it is that this stuff sort of smooths out to a pretty straight line in history, but if you look closer there’s *always* a backlash to any progress. And it sucks to live through it. 100
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I look forward to reading it and saying the same thing! 110
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Happy birthday! I always remember this because we’re almost the exact same age (my birthday is in like 3 weeks). 010
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 05/10/2026(And yes, I’m doing my best to drag as many other people out with me as I can!) 000
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I know a lot of shit sucks right now, and I hate it. But here’s one man telling you I’m a better person today because people like yourself did some really fucking hard work talking about this and giving me exposure to experiences I couldn’t otherwise know about from my place of privilege. Thank you. 210
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’ve seen people saying this, and I get it. But we were all raised in this disgusting misogynistic miasma and some of us *have* listened and done our best to crawl out of it. The existence of these fucking unrepentant assholes doesn’t invalidate that effort that *did* work for a lot of us. 100
Reposted by LemonSoireeJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026wild that 30 years ago this was an idea so tasteless that it was a joke in a john waters movie and now ppl are just tweeting it out unironically 113530
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That said, may I also offer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMED...youtube.comThe Kids in the Hall - Feelyat!YouTube video by ReptarOnIce 110
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yes! A perfect sketch, maybe my pick too. Definitely a top contender. “Each day we shovel fuel. Each day we work in silence.” 111
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Is it truly “risking” one’s humanity to transcend it? 010
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026rosemarymosco.com/comics/bird-... Looks like some “haha, nipples” to me.rosemarymosco.comTypes of Mushrooms — Rosemary MoscoRosemary makes books and cartoons that connect people with the natural world. 001
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Love those books. I remember when “Year One” came out and I was a poor college student and couldn’t afford it at first, and then I *couldn’t* buy it because that guy ran away to Alaska with all your money. I found a used copy in a bookstore a couple years back, felt like righting an ancient wrong. 000
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Legitimately, yeah. This was a tactic I used to need at the Genius Bar. You’d occasionally get people absolutely convinced someone was hacking into their computer for [dumb reason], and the winning response is, “Oh wow, if you’re worried about that you should go to the police instead of here!” 010
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don’t believe in curses, but damned if this season didn’t really test that. 030
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh, dunno what to say about that, but Look is one of my all-time favorites 010
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I remember playing one of those years ago and really liking it. Seems like it could be fun 010
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh yeah, if there’s one thing that’s unappealing right now, it’s fuel-efficient cars. I absolutely hate having an EV and driving past gas stations at $6 a gallon. Libs: owned. 020
Reposted by LemonSoireeKris Straub (كريس)📍PAXAus @krisstraub.com · 27/09/2026seen on an otherwise plain and unadorned minivan 1319227
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Huh. I had an idea for one of those stories. I gotta write it up some time. 110
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And their games area really, really good too! Meredith Gran keeps making me cry with her games!! 000
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We had some dickhead fuck up our fantasy football league. I ended up having to kick like 6 people out. Got them all replaced before the next weekend’s games, didn’t skip a beat, and those transphobic assholes can die mad. 020
Reposted by LemonSoireeJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i love how the contrarian media guys constantly scold libs for being out of touch with "real america" but absolutely love this freak, a pro-epstein dude when being anti-epstein is probably the most widely popular political belief in the country 322854
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That sounds about right. Trump is definitely the kind of guy that would want to go back and pardon the owners of the Triangle Shirtwaist factory. 111
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 23/09/2026boxd.it/1Za8boxd.itDown Periscope (1996)Maverick Navy Lieutenant Commander Tom Dodge will never be a textbook officer, but he's a brilliant seaman who's always wanted to command a nuclear submarine — he's been given one last chance to clean... 030
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Speckle does this regularly because she drools when she purrs. So you’ll be giving her the good scritches, she’ll be purring up a storm, and then bam, it’s shower time. She hit me right in the eye one time. Unpleasant. She’s lucky she’s so damn cute and sweet otherwise. 020
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It was a while ago, I don’t super remember, but I think I’d probably classify it as “irritated”, rather than “destroyed”. But I had to wear it for a few days and it was incredibly annoying, and one of the days was my grandmother’s funeral! Such a fun time in my life! 010
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 22/09/2026*googles* Oh wow, that looks way less complicated than what I had to wear like 15 years ago to monitor my heart. I had a bunch of hookups and wires that went into a little box. It was a real pain in the ass! Ah, found a picture, like this: 110
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I dunno, in movies when masked goons who refuse to identify themselves grab people off the street and disappear them into a prison where there’s no record of them and no one can find them or communicate with them and their family never sees them again, those are the good guys doing that, right? 010
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You’re right, but in this case what happened is a construction crew accidentally cut through their fiber line. Oops! 000
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ok, sure, they are literally Nazis and white supremacists in control of the Republican Party, but on the other hands some lefty people put their pronouns in their email signatures, so who can say which side is worse? 000
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Haha right, so pretty much the same thing, just rephrased slightly. Of course. 010
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ah, but did she actually say “I left the left”, or did she pull the old, “I stayed the same and it’s the crazy left who left me!” (Legitimately, I don’t know the answer to that because I’ll be damned if I’m gonna go read The Free Press) 100
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Turns out they were actually the bad person all along!! 010
LemonSoiree @lemonsoiree.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Yeah, well and it works the other way around, too. Accused of doing a shitty thing (saying something racist or hurting someone’s feelings or whatever)? Well, you’re a good person, so obviously you’re not racist, so that must mean this other person is just being oversensitive. 110
