"Eve, you'll get so bored living in the woods because you love playing video games too much."
First of all, absolutely fine taking extended breaks between gaming. Secondly, BEHOLD THE AWESOME POWER OF THE SUN!
Eve Samhain, Traveling Forest Hag
@lawlessvictory.bsky.social
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Will do witchcraft and quests for gas money. I'm serious.
![VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreiahrbfuw4v4so56ikp2pxf5n253bs5pd5gq37l7nqsitkwynw56hy)
